VPC6 Round 2, all the spooky dooky songs officially ranked from the best to the dregs.

VPC6 ROUND 2: THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH (TOP TO BOTTOM)

Day to day in my life
You know I stay on the grind
With hot producers
Find a place for my rhymes
And that's how I met Zero
My partner in crime
On the new collab
Trading online
One night on my way to Savannah
Hey you live in Atlanta, right?
What say we link up i.r.l.
When I arrived
The whole house was kind of dark
When he greeted me 
I couldn't ignore a harsh smell
Didn't point it out
I didn't want to be rude
He said I got a new beat
For you to listen to
He played it
It was fire so I laced it
High fives then I asked
Where is your pissing room?
On the way to the john 
I saw a door cracked
Weird lights were flickering
So I went to peek
But as soon as I
Stepped to the room
I felt a hand on my shoulder
Yo Cool why you sneaking?
It was Zero
He explained that his roommate
Was not to be disturbed
I said sorry I was curious
He said in fact 
You better hit the road Zach
Because if we keep going late
My roommate will be furious
So I took a leak
Gave a pound then I left
Drove a few miles
Then I went for my cigarettes
Oh crap I forgot my backpack
Turned around and called Zero
Let him know I was coming back

I sent a text
I hit him on messenger
Arrived back and knocked on the door
But no answer
I had to have my bag to do my shows
If I didn't have my gear
Then it would've blown the whole tour
I tried the doorknob it was unlocked
Stepped in then I crept in through the dark
I snagged my sack from the stu
But on my way back through
I saw the flickering lights and I stopped
Something was compelling me
To see what lied behind the door
And as I approached the smell was sickening
Slowly I pushed the door open
And what I saw there
Made my heart start quickening
There was a body surrounded by candles
In the middle of the floor
In the center of a pentagram
I hit the flashlight button on my phone
And I aimed it at the face
Oh my god it was him

I don't know how to tell you this but
Zero's dead
That guy you been talking to online
Is no longer with us
Only in spirit
I know you don't want to hear it but
I know you don't want to believe me but
Zero's dead
I saw it with my own eyes
Body decomposing mouth open no pulse
There was nobody else
I've been collabing with his ghost

VPC6 Round 2

ZeroCool - House of Zero

Lyrics:

I'm out in the nighttime shivering, riding in the rain with a package I'm delivering, deserted-ass house in
the creepy streets of Riverton, everybody says, don't go, or you'll probably never live again, wtf is wrong
with you, why would you go to the house, where ya mama, she was slaughtered right in front of you, but
me, I didn't listen, I was doing what I wanna do, trying to find an object from my past, it's important so, off
on my way, following what the informant wrote, soon, I arrive, there's a kitty there, adorable, cat runs off,
follow him, I find a door that's broke, get into the house, the conditions there, deplorable, creeping thru
the muck, fuck, I'm searching for the bedroom, step in something wet, damn, it's smelling like a cesspool,
water getting deeper, shit like this is meant to test you, but it aint stopping me, you can save that for the
next fool

When I think about the past, in this house where they deserted us, I think about the times when their
actions disconcerted us, I think back to the moments every day when he was hurting us, and all the
times my mama didn't think to be concerned with us, he'd beat us all the time, never giving us a reason,
a motive, a cause, every day was beating season, he'd ease in, drunker than a fuck, already peed in, his
pants, swinging blows, like he don't know the hurt he's leaving, he's thieving, conniving, has the devil in
his eyes and no emotions, 'cept for token ones, he used when he deprived us, the night he beat my
mama, til her eyes were staring lifeless, he made us help him bury her and laughed like he was Isis

Hook
Don't return to your childhood home, let the ghosts there wander, leave the memories alone, so
the next time you dreaming bout the memories of home, just remember that those memories,
were sad and alone

So I'm finally in the room, my brother told me bout a wall, where the bricks look shifted, if you push one, it
will fall, there's a room built behind it, said he built it really small, put your hand inside the opening, you're
looking for a ball,I think I feel it!, I press it and the wall opens clearly, also, I hear a cough that's sounding
like its near me, crawling over there, undernourished, like severely, I see the man who took my mom
away, he seems to fear me! pitiful to see, but it gives me satisfaction, my brother musta put him in this
hole, like somewhere back when, the incident had happened, the night that he attacked him, and beat
em really bloody, with a pipe, I saw he cracked him, the last time we seen him was that night, my brother
dragged him out, put em in the truck, never questions on his whereabouts, my brother sent me here with
a package ima empty out, I pour it in the hole, Sulfuric Acid? OH SHIT, I'M OUT!!

Xo+ - Childhood Home

v1.
tryin' to hide your embarrassment
cause ya can't follow the narrative
that's cause you can't shake the sedatives
you ain't escapin' my residence
there won't be no fuckin' evidence
there won't be no fuckin' hesitance
this ain't no psycho suspense
this psycho ain't gon' repent

now you awake and restrained
i got the saw with the chains
i let it loose on your brain
nerve endins burnin' with pain
you say it's moreso the torso
i say behead her the better
beggin for life and for death
love fuckin making a mess

ch.
r.i.p. in pieces
rip it all to pieces
time to meet ya reaper
stalker and a creeper

v2.
thought that you wanted the smoke
that's fuckin all that you wrote
didn't expect my reply
said you was ready to die
shoulda just said from the start
that I'd be takin' ya heart
now getting under ya skin
bitch I be crackin' ya shins

now that you actually here
bitch you be showin' ya fear
fuckin' ignorin' objections
get ready for vivisection
get ready for those injections
i'm ready for those dissections
you scream but there's no escape
blood is the last thing you taste

Thot Team Epic - R.I.P. In Pieces

Lyrics: 
Verse:

Once upon a midnight dreary, I came home so

weak and weary
from a 13 hour shift of pretending to be cheery
now I’m ready for some chilling, watch a movie,

drink a beer, and
see [if my girl want to] watch one with me like a horror,

  something eerie

Verse
- Browsing through the streaming
I ain’t got no cable tv
Only do PvP gaming
and I want to use that bitcoin

anyways, that’s beside the point cause
The images on screen started loading slowly
I’m so annoyed

 

Verse
The banging on my door has made me riled up
maybe it’s the neighbor facing my same problem
but I bought the fiber and the highest-end router
I open up the door, and nobody was found there
 

Verse
- hear my phone, [maybe they are calling me about]

the internet
but it says “unknown,” [I don’t give a shit] and so I
answer it
all I hear is breathing, I go “[can you come and fix]

my slow connect-

ion?”
then the call ended
I’m so offended


Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
There’s a masked man staring, and I’m just about to shout
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus
- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

There’s a knife in his hand
but the wifi’s out
now he’s pointing where I stand
but the wifi’s out
I think he wants to kill a man
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Verse
- Tell me now who’s at the door?
I’m lookin out the peephole
See my girl’s there, so I open it to be sure
she says “Have you not heard any news?
cause there’s a killer on the loose.”
I said “I don’t have any wifi,
you can help with the reboot.”

 

Verse
- She said “Not right now.
We have to leave, and get you out.”
I asked “you got fast wifi?”
She said “no”
I pushed her out my house

Closed the door behind her
said “no thanks, I want to live stream.”
She told me, “oh my God, help!”
then I heard her cry and scream

 

Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
The masked man has got her, she yelled “Call the cops now!”
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus

- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

I think he’s gonna kill her quick
but the wifi’s out
He stabbed her in the stomach
but the wifi’s out
and now her throat has been slit
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Chorus 2:

- What the fuck am I paying for?
Call the company, wait an hour just to hear they want to make me hold
Yeah I’m goin crazy, I don’t know what to watch now

It’s a horror story, cause the wifi’s out

 

Verse:

- Seeing things in my mind, cause I’m bored right?
I was gonna watch an anime and play some fortnite
curling up into a ball, I lay down on the floor like a
newborn, till the masked man’s under the door light
  
Verse:
- I’m paralyzed in fear and said,
“Can you fix it?”
Pointed towards the modem, then he walked while the blood dripped
He unplugged it, waited 30 seconds, plugged it back in
said “Hyuck, bye.”
and left like it never happened

Outro:
(maniacal laughing)

Team Kokoro - Wifi Dead Inside

2 in the morning, 

the rain was really pouring, 

 hot in the venue ,

just finished performing, 

as approaching the door in getting ready to leave 

a man with a trench coat with something up his sleeve.

 a stack of cds autographed with sharpie markers. 

Needed support,looking for future partners didn’t want to barter or make any mistakes

I’m new on the scene so can you cop my mixtape.

Idk , what your name , 

brother that ain’t important 

just know the flow crispy like a pair of Jordan’s 

 ringing bells from LA to New Orleans 

it’s 5 bucks if ya supporting me kid 

No thanks, I can see he couldn’t take it

But I told em you gotta do what it takes to make it 

keeping it basic, the drive you can’t replace it 

Like the canines when they find 

dreams they chase it 

He likes just for you here’s a free ball

 just don’t discuss this  with anybody at all

High hopes the records holding some weight, put it in the player , the cd was blank.... the prank of the 



I’m the mixtape man, I do it for the likes, so share the hashtags on the gram I’m the mixtape man, 

On my way up even if I have come up with a scam I’m the mixtape man. 

My job is not pretty, but I would be damn if I drown in my pity 

For a couple bands I’ll steal for my city 

Along with a couple fiend who willing to ride with me 

Heading out the parking lot , somethings wrong and I felt that, pulled out into the street surrounded by a dozen hellcats, windows was all tinted couldn’t see inside and I squinted, gut feeling told me to floor it being curious killed the kitten 

It was a mission to get away on the freeway 

But they was trailing hard didn’t have any leaway so I shut my lights off and sat under a bridge, thought it wouldn’t work but sure nuff that it did, I drove back to crib, went to open the fridge and there was a mixtape, how it get to where I live. Looked back 

In the chair he was there with a ski mask 

Had a great laugh when he takes a huge sip from his flask 

he like “wanna know how I got here”

Note that the strategy is quite clear 

You probably thought we just hustling the blanks

But those were disc trackers the signals bring the ranks

So thanks for not supporting 

that last 5 in the tank 

already took what you had left in your bank 

You fell for all the flanks 

Like you said if I gotta dream I gotta take it

Do what you gotta do what you to make it ,(right (lol)

Soundproof - Mixtape Man

So the time with you in this world has been fun
So fun, so fun

How is that you could destroy your love and so easily stomp on your vows
How are you so quick to taking to flight in another’s arms, throwing in towels 
I’ll be much quicker to pick you apart and throw you round by organs and bowels 
Not a single word you’ll utter, no combination of the consonants vowels 
Consonants vowels, gave her so many, she swooned at the sounds
Never once tried to clean up the mess or address things in relationship too many gowns
Hundreds of feet in the sky, she was high off of your lies in the clouds
What goes round comes back around, you’ll be hundreds of feet underground (fuck)

[Chorus]
Well the time with you in this world has been really fucking fun
BAE usually stands “Before Anyone Else”
Her tears will not be the only liquid set to run
I suggest you continue looking out for your self 

Dear brother in law, a decade of marriage is very involved
Through thick in and thin you and my sister evolved 
Into people I love and applaud This year however, 
You’re starting to show me your flaws. Flying around when the going gets hard
Leaving my family with scars, while you’re up building confidence now   
To seductively serenade new secret someones with consonants vowels
Invited her to this place far from your house, Knock knock i’m outside the door
Can you two please get dressed up, I just want to say this out loud
I think you two would look so good in a burgundy shade, don’t mind this pipe staring you down
Bullets can help us create a cascade of red. Since you lovebirds love painting the town 

[Chorus]

Self care is the most important thing now my dear sibling. 
Hope you understand my reasoning, 
my decisions for their death and destruction.  
I know that you loved him, but seriously fuck him

Bae…….. baee…….

SongBotCo - BAE

Hi, we are "MadonnaKebab," and this is our Live in the Studio for DJ Luke on Hampshire Student Radio, thanks for having us. This is our single, Murder on the Radio, of our ep 4 tickets to joker please

Hot Damn theres a murder on the radio,
everyone is singing our song
Hot Damn theres a murder on the radio
woah oh oh
woah oh oh
Hot Damn, murder on the radio
everyone is singing our song
Hot Damn theres a murder on the radio
Woah oh oh
woah oh oh

man, You know I always kill it girl
on the mic, on the stage, or behind the register
kill every club in the god damn city
they say "thank you for the fire and my gosh your are so pretty"
i spit these bars like they actual spit
legit, i had these people telling me to just quit
but that soon changed when i re-arranged my position
went from "please like my page" to that planetary fission
like canibalism, theres a piece of you in me.
that i see everywhere i go, walking in the street
strangers, way i see it everyone should hear my lyrics
call me Fly like Raid because you know i always kill it
I should be taught in schools already im so clever
no matter what the weather or the season i endeavour
to write all the song that make everybody go
hot damn, theres a murder on the radio

Hot Damn, murder on the radio
everyone is singing our song
Hot Damn theres a murder on the radio
Woah oh oh
woah oh oh

like im speaking in code
i do not get what im owed
like hot damn man, the DJ isnt listening
im looking at him now, he still isnt listening
but thats cool, your man madonna's got a plan
do you know why they call us boys madonna kebab?
coz we're known to skewer dieties
skewer perceptions when people are near me
reinvent what it means to be king like kong
reinvent what it means to hear a song
coz im telepathic
i can get you estatic and then make it so tradgic
fuck sake, he's still on his phone
Shout out DJ Luke! On Hampshire Student Radio!
yeah there you are! you want an exclusive?
16 - im going to kill this fucking dude

Hot Damn, murder on the radio
everyone is singing our song
Hot Damn theres a murder on the radio
Woah oh oh
woah oh oh

why do you think i came on your little show
ive found a way to let everybody know-no
madonna kebab always murder on the radio
so dj luke? you got to go go
raps like my hammer blows, off the top of the dome
i locked the doors 10 minutes a-go-go
if you think its about you, dont
ill be famous by the end of this guitar solo

<solo>
<murder>

Chorus

Hot Damn, murder on the radio
everyone is singing our song
Hot Damn theres a murder on the radio
Woah oh oh
woah oh oh

Some of BType - Murder On the Radio

Verse 1

Designed by the pride of a divine countryside,
Sypha takes the lives of those who dare stare in the eyes,
in the wrong way, Sypha spits with a strong blade,
grips on mics with fang shaped knives,
scimitar marks left on the minds of mankind
the ascent of Autumn brought, a most devious scholar of thought,
and as Winter commenced, the words i sent put dents in the cement,
right thru the layers of ice, aiming my hate at earth, the relentless pricing of life,
I buy into the hype, selling my opinions to the minions of evil vengeance, but they still tell me that I’m the greatest…it’s not even debated…my fate demonstrated
A hero and a legend, destined, see you can hear it when he beckoned
I crush a soul in mere seconds…send 'em to the heavens…

You peasants…every time I’m in a session



Chorus (repeat)

Where you gonna run....

When Sypha comes...when Sypha comes



Where you gonna go...

When Sypha comes to take your soul...



Verse 2

Verbally with urgency, unfurling murderous wordery
my hyperbole surgery
Dropping whopping bombs, third degree onto your perjury
Words’re heard to scream emergency
These vamps want to eat, I’m a vegan to burger beef
And a virgin to defeat…but still they wanna compete…
Steal on crews and leave jewels, without the burglary, heard a me?
I ain’t even gotta spit a verse, I let the fire burn fervently and…
Cause an insurgency, Serving these beasts on beats that feast eternally
When Sypha starts reciting, Poseidon grabs his triton, it starts thunder and lightning, life lines get tightened…When my tongue slur, it be like death becomes her, Leaving ‘em unsure, who they even came for, or who they came with, portraits painted with blood stains, I take names from the shameless, and leave craniums brainless, don’t try to attain this…

with the aid of the blade, I invade your blockade

Save grenades, persuade a tirade

Did y'all sharpen your weapons?
Mines is steady prepped, whoever wanna step in,
I intercept em', I like the sound of cracking necks and…I reckon,
42 plays of power, I throw grenades at the tower, till bodies cower,
Helios in Tuscany, a gift of the Maggi, 

Shifting ‘dimes in pairs’ as I cross the finish line

Counting ‘nickels' with my kinfolks, never seemed so sinful

Now I leave signatures in end quotes that the pen spoke…
[END]

Sleeping Dragon- Symphony of Lost Souls

[Intro]
Gotta get ready for this one
It's gonna be a bloodbath
And it's the...

[Verse 1]
Last day of the rest of my life.
Need to suck it up just to pay the ultimate price.
I grab a bag of garlic and hit the road.
I really need this motherfucker's head to explode.
Studio 33 in L.A. CA.
A line has formed right outside the doors already.
Push my way to the front with my sunglasses on.
I gotta find this demon, a real Satan's spawn!
I wait in a line, then I wait in a line.
Walk around the corner and I wait in another line.
It takes so long just to get in the front doors,
But I got a big surprise for the guy I've been waiting for!
Enter the studio and sit in a chair.
Got a deathgrip on somethin that I have stored in my underwear.
The lights go up and the music sounds shoddy,
When my name leaves the lips of a man named Mr. Roddy.

[Chorus 1]


[Verse 2]
I said one dollar, and they put it on the screen.
Bob's lookin kinda fiesty if you know what I mean.
He's holding his mic like he holds on to this secret.
Well he's a demon piece of shit, is all that I'm thinkin.
He opens the envelope and looks me in the eye.
His face is so evil. I really hate this guy!
Bob calls me on the stage and says that I've won.
Let the games begin, you vampire scum!
I clutch the wooden stake that was hidden in my jeans,
And walked up to Bob, as I entered the scene.
His neck was really veiny. Caught a whiff of his breath.
It smelled like rotten eggs. He really smelled like death.
"So, where do you come from?" Bob asked me on the mic.
"Not from here!" I said, not trying to be polite.
He extended his arm. Thought he might try to kill me.
And that's when I heard the voice of Rod Roddy.

[Chorus 2]

[Verse 3]
I held my chips, as I stood next to Bob.
Have to choose my next move carefully to move it along.
Thinking away, I step onto the platform,
And notice all the pegs in the Plinko board.
I play along as the audience laughs.
They didn't realize I was here for a serious task.
My anxiety is up and my heartrate's bumpin.
Dropped a chip down the pegboard and I won nothing.
Bob glares at me. He can smell my fear.
While standing on the stage as the audience cheers.
"Enough is enough!" I whip out my weapon,
And point it at Bob. Now he knows what's happenin!
He grins real big, and motions over to his beauties,
Who are all bearing fangs as they walk over to me.
Bob lets out a scream and the stage goes up in flames!
Now it's time to tango. Let's play the game!

Our eyes locked in a stairdown, waiting to see who moves first.


[Verse 4]
I dart behind the Plinko board as Bob lunges at me.
The fangs inside his mouth, I can tell he's bloodthirsty!
Wad up a handful of garlic and throw it at his face.
He blocks it with his hand. It goes all over the place!
I pull out the wooden stake as smoke fills the room.
Gotta send this demon back to sleep. Back to his tomb!
I take a stab that he dodges. Sinks his teeth in my arm.
The crippling pain overcomes me. Awful body alarm!
Bob stands over top of me, blood dripping from his mouth.
The beauties, they surround him like they've seen a drought.
He grabs my head and twists it, then he bites into my neck,
But not before I stabbed him in his mother-motherfucking chest.
Blood gushed out of his torso. Liters by the second.
The room is going dark. I don't think that I'll make it.
Flames fill the room. It sure is getting hot!
At that moment I remembered something important I forgot.
I reached down to my ankle and grabbed the pistol.
With one silver bullet. I know I can't miss though!
I aim. I shoot. I hear a loud pop!
The bullet pierced him in the face. A perfect headshot!
He screams real loud, like a dying demon should.
The beauties catch on fire like I knew they would.
As I lay there dying, thinking I just saved the world,
The color fades to black, as I descend into the underworld.

Sirtet - Come On Down

I wake up


At last eyes open 

Scanning through the darkness,

Twitching, turning, stomach wretching

Blood stains on the carpets


Every footstep leaves an echo,

Hear them playing over,

Followed by another pair, and 

EACH ONE’S GETTING CLOSER


Grabbing doorknobs, frantic turning

Desperate cries and slowly learning

There’s no exit, there’s no leaving

Panic sets in, heavy breathing


Down the hallways, hear the chasing,

Turn the corner, now they’re facing

Feel the ter-ror setting in…

Try to scream 

dead again


_________

CHORUS: 

_________


And its coming for me

And it’s chasing for you

Chasing me over it’s chasing me always

Tell me, what to do?


It’s never ending

Here it comes again

The nightmare forcing me to wake up

But it wants me dead


Oh it’s howling, it’s screaming

You need to wake up

But i’ll be gone by moonlight

Awake by day break


Over and over again

its never enough

(Wake up)


I wake up


Again… eyes open…

Scanning through the darkness…

Feel confusion setting in like

Blood stains on the carpets


Hear familiar footsteps marching 

Forward in a line, no hopes or

Saviors from divine, just a

moment stuck in time


Hear the echo (time to)

Start the next show, (always)

Try to escape (but it)

Never lets go (no)


As the despair 

Starts to set in,

Hear the cries and tries to 

scream for help


 dead again


________

CHORUS
________


I wake up


Yeah, it’s a beautiful day

Ain’t no birds in the trees, just sweet decay

And it’s dark and cold, and the house is old,

With tons of room for us to play!


We can start with a game of hide and seek

I’ll even close my eyes, promise not to peek

Here’s a head start, put you by the red part

Of the carpet where your heart quit last week!


don’t know who you pissed off to get tossed here,

I don’t ever judge, look, i’m not the boss dear

Paid me fat dollars so you get stuck, yeah 

soul’s kinda fucked, yeah 

in case I was not clear


Anyway, that’s the mess you’re in

Hope you said goodbye to your next of kin

We’re a bit behind (nah, we’re right on time!)

OH BOY! Here I go killing again


_________

CHORUS

_________

Sailor Doom - Wake Up

(la muerte De Chupacabra)



Verse 1: 



Ey yoh, the streets ain’t safe for you non savages 

You averages getting chopped like some fresh cabbages 

Meet the villain outside with weak enough  challenges 

Striking down an emcee with flows 

how he damages 



See back in the day, before the villain had the mask 

Everything was chaotic with many scary whimsy tasks



It was like mutants against the sentinels sent  by Bolivar Trask 

No time to relax or act scared 

What’s feared more was the lure of the Chupacabra, 

The most prideful of beasts since mufasa 

And got his own domain like Anakin in mustafa 

And also known to be Deadlier than cobra snakes are



One brave night,  the young villain went trick or treating 

Meaning he was unprepared scared for the meeting 



He had his costume on, worn for the evening 

It was black with red eyes and horns like a demon 

On Halloween I mean the scene was amazing 

Even though you had some scary dudes outside misbehaving, 

breaking into people homes 

Faking lethal feeble bones 

attacking homeowners like they skipped payments and- can’t afford the loans 





So he walked out of the house and went to the corner store

thinking he could get some sweet candy free from out of the drawer

The lady at the counter said (hell naw)



So he stole the candy and ran 

When all of a sudden the lights went out 

He was scared shook

Shouting, hoping nothing scary happening from out the books -like he read as a youngin 

(Son he got to running )

Yeah I know that,

but like I gotta make it seem interesting 

So when you listening, you can feel how the villain feeling 

Been a minute since the villain met face to face- with a monster 

And was terrified like what hot water do to fresh lobster

Then again maybe it’s in my head I need a doctor 



Chorus:

Disregard all hopes and dreams when  the chupacabras on the scene 

Contact your local minister to pray for thee

Cuz this dude is ugly and mean

he will devour your soul and spleen 





Verse 2: 



It was too late to make haste from out the scene 

Villain being terrified cried when he saw the thing

Known as the chupacabra, the goat sucker 

It was at this time he knew he’d be a good rapper 

A contender for “greatest of all time”

With obscure rhymes

No chains attached he would be free to get 

Shines



But before that, in this continuity chupacabra 

Saw him panicking so he take a shot him

Scratched his eyes 

Now you know why he wears a mask 

To hide the signs and flaws from the sad attack 

Chupacabra with the claws  devours cowards 

And anybody who got a sword on(zordon) like rangers with powers 

With great power also comes an alarming threat 

Is what the villain thought as their weird eyes met 



But before the last blow was dealt someone screamed “ahh Chupacabra” so the monster turned and Left but he said... 



Chorus X2 :

Disregard all hopes and dreams when  the chupacabras on the scene 

Contact your local minister to pray for thee

Cuz this dude is ugly and mean

he will devour your soul and spleen

RockRow - Night of the Mask ( La Muerte De Chupacabra )

GHOST WITH THE MOST  

1st Verse 16bars

It all started with a couple living in a big house,
died in a car accident and had to figure it out //
no one hears commotion when they scream and shout,
or seen about, unless your an unusual demon child //

Can’t go outside cause they’re stuck in the afterlife,
and now they have to pay the ultimate sacrifice //
stuck in a waiting room, thought it’d be paradise,
do I sit beside side the torso or a nice pair of thighs //

Failed at haunting the family unwanted in their home, 
nothing was working, tearing flesh off bare bone //
it’s time to raise the curtain, as you hearing them moan,
your cover is blown, lips are sown, another is born //

Couldn’t frighten the Deetzes with their weak scare tactics,
so they got juicy Beets to strike some fear factors  //
a freak in the attic, that reek like an addict, speaking erratic,
now the beast is unleashed to wreak some havoc //

Hook 8bars

Have you fearing the tyranny as you hearing me grows,
he’s coming for your throats and those who summon me knows //
I’m the ghost with the most, so grotesque with the flows,
a pest when he shows, you emcees are toast //

Have you fearing the tyranny as you hearing me grows,
he’s coming for your throats and those who summon me knows //
I’m the ghost with the most, so grotesque with the flows,
a pest when he shows, with plenty of jokes //

2nd Verse 20bars

This is a haunting, so daunting, the stuff you all wanting,
storm after the calm bring, where dyings a bomb thing //
the anomaly that’s fondling your woman while pondering,
if you’re new at this shit! Can’t manifesting what I’m conjuring //

Just say the name three times to let the evil loose,
he plan to break the curse and reproduce, dream induced //
the Beetle Juice who peekaboo’s, give me a noose, to be recluse,
if we to lose, skips right to the obituaries and read the news //

Take the form of a snake, he like Cirque du Soleil, 
do shit on purpose to hurt us in a murderous ways //
beneath the surface he’s lonely and wants someone to play, 
they had enough of the baloney and just trying to escape //

Take numbers from the dead to get ahead of the wait,
only to have your head shrunken to the size of a grape //
showing love in the form of hate, take any form or shape, 
while he formulates way to get down and fornicate //

On the paranormal playing field he easily out ranks ya
the netherworld prankster that’ll scare a normal wanksta //
smells like a drunk smoking dank in a skank bar,
dressed in pinstripe clothing so you know he’s a gangster //

Hook 8bars

Have you fearing the tyranny as you hearing me grows,
he’s coming for your throats and those who summon me knows //
I’m the ghost with the most, so grotesque with the flows,
a pest when he shows, you emcees are toast //

Have you fearing the tyranny as you hearing me grows,
he’s coming for your throats and those who summon me knows //
I’m the ghost with the most, so grotesque with the flows,
a pest when he shows, with plenty of jokes //

Closing verse 4bars

Gonna slaughter everyone even if our plans are disrupt,
didn’t come for first place, we came for your daughter chuck! //
I’m dat modern fuck, bio-exorcist that’ll clobber ya, 
If these lines were any dirtier, it’d be considered erotica //

END

Primal Winds - Ghost With the Most

The narrative revolves around a 20 dollar bill infested with an evil spirit that infects people's minds, searching their memories and subconscious for things it can use against the host in order to cause them to hurt themselves and/or others.


Paid for weapons
Paid for drugs
Folded and creased.
Paid for love
House always wins and you can’t walk away with the (blood money)

A bill sits folded holding a soul
It’s more than a moment holding it all
More than a mentor more than a roll
Each subject, molded and cold
A parasite bite on the stem of a brain
Old soul finding new dragons to chase
A serial number soaked in blood from a blade
Rolled up sucks more dust to the face 
Carried away. Eyes wild, looking for another taste
Now wrinkled and tucked in a purse okay
Never spent too long stuck in the same place
Theif walks up behind her at the ATM
Purse is open, she reaches in
Out comes a knife, 
And metal is in and out his windpipe twice before he can even speak again
That’s what he gets, 
wipes the blood on his shirt and spits
Down the block to the ABC store, 
tips the 20 to the clerk and the cycle starts again
It searches the body it found
Finds the memories and then roots around
Flashback to the desert eagle under the counter
And a memory of his ex, can he live without her?
The fiend says probably not.  
The demon is seething, the door is now locked
Grabs a bottle of jack from the rack
Hands on the the cap and he’s twisting it off
Tilts it back, coughs and laughs
More poison can’t hurt, leans over the counter and grabs
Licks his lips, metal on top of the whiskey bite
Flash of light.


Breaking a 100 at the donut shop
Sliding across the counter is the 20 spot
A call comes in that the block is hot
Unidentified male, b&e at a mom and pop 
In the car, on the scene, 
Uniform so fresh so clean
Stroll so mean, straightens his sleeves
Grabs the perp, rattles his teeth
But the bill is searching it’s trying to find
Invading the crevices inside of his mind
Sees humanity buried inside 
Sinks his teeth in, officer cries
Every lie, every time
Every face of every child
Grabs his weapon and fires
Into his eye, the perp screams why
Blood in his mouth squirts out of the swine
Piggy screams, a hole in his mind
But that is fine, it was his time
Even his wife will not cry
Abusive and cowardly, a monster who dies
never absolved of his crime
He was forgotten before his body was dry, shit
Gurgling stops and now he is silent
Perp grabs cuff keys off of  the corpse
Screaming for help, now he is horse
No one is coming alone here of course
Oh my god what is in store 
Nothing now to do but go on the run
No other option he grabs the money and gun
Loads a clip, starts to cock it
Bloodmoney burning a hole in his pocket.

Not Dead Yet - Blood Money

It’s the worst fear that I’ve known

She said if we die, we die, Ivan Drago

She said “That’s it” she’s had it, that’s Iago

Help me I don’t know if I can survive, no


How do I keep running when she’s still behind me

Hiding but she still ends up behind me

Think I’m safe but then she’s right beside me

And the homies all keep  dying


Help me


I came to 

With my head throbbing

Bout to vomit

Couldn’t see, hardly


My slain crew

Was scattered all around me

Bunch of bodies

I knew something went south at this house party


Heard Screaming down the stairs in the living room

I hopped up quickly

Feeling sickly

Smelling guts, bowel releases and impending doom

Raced downstairs

feeling brave

My guy Cade

Grimaced at me in despair

and then was ripped it two


A lil ash colored girl in the distance

Lowered her arms and then giggled at my entrance

4 of us alive, I’m afraid to lose my temper

Blood everywhere and I’m Minoru with the whimpers


She called “Do you wanna play right now”

I yelled at the others “We should run away right now”

They said she can call us back to this place somehow!


Oh no!


My mom warned me, this is how these parties end

Ran away while Crystal’s face was split in two like Harvey Dent

Got pulled back into the house and I watched Nate’s head get crushed

Now I’m cornered near a bowl, is that blood or is it punch? (Or tomato juice?!?!)



It’s the worst fear that I’ve known

She said if we die, we die, Ivan Drago

She said “That’s it” she’s had it, that’s Iago

Help me I don’t know if I can survive, no


How do I keep running when she’s still behind me

Hiding but she still ends up behind me

Think I’m safe but then she’s right beside me

And the homies all keep on dying


Help me


Now it’s just Jonathan and I

And this girl with murder in her eyes

She clenched her hand into a fist

And I prayed “don’t let me go the way that Krillin dies”

I’m black and I wasn’t first

I guess I should be glad that I’m still alive

As if she could read my thoughts, she said “That’s why I’m here committing

Violence”


Have you ever wished that people would view you as innocent

When they lock their doors when you walk by

That’s your skin

You know that you can’t slaughter them, but who cares

If you did

You projected all your rage, because no one

Blames a kid



She smiled and I smiled back

For a split second everything went black



When I opened my eyes

Jonathan was staring back with fear and surprise


Enraged

On my clothes

Bloody stains

I personified my pain

He knew he could not escape

I felt great




It’s the best feeling I’ve known

I mean, if they die, they die, Ivan Drago

I just hate to be dramatic, like Iago

But I don’t believe that you will survive, no


You can run, but I’ll still end up behind you

Hide but I’m still going to find you

Think you’re safe but then I’m right beside you

And just like your homies you will die, too



Now I’m saying sorry

To their mangled bodies

Krunktomatons - Behind Me

(Hello Cleetus, my name is Dr Isaac Yankems and I am here to conduct a little study with you today. I do hope you are willing to answer a couple of questions for me. I just want to get a better understanding of you and a little bit more context of where you come from and what you do. So whenever you are ready... please give me some background)

Find me in a, dark alleyway, looking for my next victim,

Creeping and stalking, planning and plotting how i get them

wondering how I'll end them, should I take it real slow

or should I smash their face in with a 2x4?

 

Repeatedly, or at least till he stops twitching

I am addicted to leaving bodies beyond recognition( why)

I don't know why I do it, or why I continue too

I just blame my parents for all the twisted things that I do

(tell me bout your last victim) It was rejuvenating

I broke into his house and caught him while he's masturbating (ugh)

I cut his power then lured him out his man cave

chloroformed him, tied him up and took him back to my place

(did you kill him) yes I did, only after my fun

never using bullets, its too easy to use a gun ( what you do)

disconnected his privates and told what he did's a sin

(my god why'd you do this) let me fill you in...

(CHORUS)
IM A MONSTER,

slaughtering anything in my sight

I'm a frightening being created to take your life

mentally unstable, all I want to do is kill

put a hatchet in your back and tie you down to a saw mill

I'm standing over you watching you sleep

when you having sleep paralysis I'm who you see

The unstable killer craving fear in your eyes

I'm a psychopathic monster, you Ready to Die



 

(They're gonna lock you up and throw away the key,)

that's ok with me, the spirits of the dead will keep me company(how so ?)

all of the living, that i changed to be deceased

They become my friends (luckily that number wont increase. So how they catch you?) 

Well I never been hard to find

i like to hide in plain sight like a government spy

I pick my victim out of society, show them my reality

commit some kind of battery, AND KILL EM!

 (BUT i ask how did they catch you?) well i was stalking these guys

and by guys i mean girls, I'm very sure it was 5,

to a cabin in the woods, yeah i know its cliche

but i couldn't help my self, cause i wanted to slay,

so i immobilized there vehicles, and cut all the lines,

 and like a horror film, I hunt them down one at a time

(But did any one survive?) I should have got all 5,

but one managed to call the cops so they arrived ,but right before they got there

 I dragged her through the forest by her hair,

she was so pretty, so I went and stripped her down so i could stare

did a little knife play, left my name on the cake too

she tried to run  so I beat her FUCKIN FACE BLUE

 
DR I CAN SHOW YOU! (i think that is enough for today

guards you can open the door?)

 I THANK ITS BETTER YOU STAY (HOW HE GET FREE)

LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT WAS NEXT IF THE COPS DIDNT GET ME

(DEAR GOD I CANT BREATH, CLEETUS PLEASE!)

Chorus x2

Kaiju No Uta - Cleetus

(Working up to the 9th circle)
I’m making my way
I’m doing my time
I’m putting in work.
I’m doing just fine.
Work until you’re dead
Work and then you’re dead.
You sure say that a lot.
For the first day of the job.
Now about that suit and tie.
Um. Excuse me, where am I?
Oh right, you’re dead, kid.
that’s what I shoulda led with.
You fell asleep at the wheel going home and
mistook a bus for an exit.
Killed a few folk.
Wait is this a joke?
Sorry but, nope.
Welcome to Hell.
This is the lobby.
My name is Bill.
I get to take you to
Meet up with GIll.
Gill’s gonna take you to
meet up with Phil!
Phil’s gonna give you the role that you’ll fill
Forever and ever and ever.
Wait, role?
You sure question a lot
Stead of doing what you’re told.
You know what you’re asking about.
Job, Gig, goal.
This is Hell. Not a charity

Wel slot you where you’d die to be!
You’ll do it well eternally.
Until it’s just too tiring.
And then you’ll keep on going. Going. Going.
And going till it’s boring.
And hell, well we keep rolling
Welcome to employment,
You won’t find enjoyment.
We’re so glad you’ve joined us.
You’re saying my hell is i’m gonna make it?
Until I get sick of it?
Like I will finally be productive?
Here in the pits of it?
After a lifetime of pounding the pavement
Oh, what a twist, I confess
I think I could get used to not feeling so wasted
Show me the gig i got.
(Working up to the 9th circle)
I’m making my way
I’m doing my time
I’m putting in work.
I’m doing just fine.
Work until you’re dead
Work and then you’re dead.
You sure say that a lot.

Helephino - Helevator

It was 1965 i was awoken from my slumber.
In the middle of the night by my father and my mother.
They said get your sister Megan , go and head down to the bunker.
Cuz the Russians started busting now we have to live down under.
As the months passed ,we start to drop in weight.
Hunger pains, i can see every rib up in my cage.
The shelter air is so stale and hot. 
We didn't stock up on as much food as we thought.
Now I'm living in fear of my monster of a dad.
Cuz now i see how desperation changes a man.
As the time kept passin, i would hate him with a passion.
Cuz he slapped me when i asked him to add a fraction to my ration.
Heard my mother coughing and hackin so i asked her what happened .
Patting her back and gasped when i saw the blood clot in her napkin.
Days later ahe passed, i guess her body couldnt take it .
My father said it must've been the high levels of radiation.
His desperation reached levels i didnt know it could be reachin.
Had a pot that he was heatin , and some bottles full of seasoning.
At first i was mad cuz i was starvin , he was eatin.
Then i saw my mothers body , it was chipped up into pieces.
I was speechless , Megan's screaming tried to stop him , she was strong.
But she was wrong, only a fool tried to take food from a hungry dog.
He put his knife in the side of her neck, i cant lose her too cuz shes all i have left.
Came to her defense, with one of my own i stuck that blade inside of his chest.
That didnt slow him down at all , he threw a hook that shattered my jaw.
Approached me to finish me off, i saw a hammer mounted on the wall.
I swung and i dug in his knee with the claw, hearing a crack and watching him fall.
I ran to Megan beggin to god, checkin her pulse but she already gone.
Looking at my dad in a pool of my sisters blood.
I said i feel nothing but hate for you , you killed the last person i love.
I held my weapon high , and hes begging me not to do it.
H
But i hit his face with the hammer until it was going through it.
With no reason to live anymore , i climbed up the ladder towards the door.
I unlocked the latch and i opened the hatch and saw the world the same as before.
There was no war , there was no fallout , there was no bombs.
I ran inside to find some answers about what exactly went wrong.
I read a letter from my father's doctor , learned his secret.
Diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic ,refusing treatment.
Then i seen the prescription for emphysema , breathing problems .
My mother died and its ironic , we could have fought it with antibiotics

gross/beats - The Bunker

LYRICS
Let me tell you a story that’s totally true
It was Halloween night, set to go with my crew
They all came over and started getting ready
We had Dracula, the wolfman, I was dressed as Freddy
Plastic jack-o-lanterns with handles were handy
To help on our mission to get all the candy
Mom even said we can go without dad
This is gonna be the best night we’ve ever had

It was the scariest Halloween ever, (the worst!)
I’m scarred forever, I think I was cursed
It can’t be undone, it can’t be reversed
Cuz there’s nothing less fun than October 31st

We got started at six and got on the way
Imagining our haul at the end of the day
We quickly approached the first house on our street
Went up to the door and yelled “trick or treat!”
The door slowly opened and we saw an old man
We were holding our breath as we held out our hands
What would he give us on this special occasion?
He smiled and handed us each a box of raisins
It wasn’t what we wanted but we still said “thank you!”
Raisins on Halloween? That’s something you can’t do!
Little did we realize as we were leaving
That the first house would be the best one of the evening

It was the scariest Halloween ever, (the worst!)
I’m scarred forever, I think I was cursed
It can’t be undone, it can’t be reversed
Cuz there’s nothing less fun than October 31st
Went looking for candy but found only pain
I’ve been mistreated, I'm quitting the game
I’m dead inside now, no feeling remains
It was the worst night of my life!

The next place on the corner of Brandon and Denny
Had a little old lady who was handing out pennies
She looked at our costumes, pointed at me
And said “aww now who are you supposed to be?”
Each house we approached was worse than the last
All we wanted was chocolate, not sugar-free trash
Apples and pencils, each knock made it clear to me
The whole block was in on a secret conspiracy
I tried to stay positive to tell you the truth but
I finally snapped when I was given a toothbrush
I got back home and in the door was my mother
Who told me “now you gotta give half to your baby brother”
He didn’t even go trick-or-treating!

It was the scariest Halloween ever, (the worst!)
I’m scarred forever, I think I was cursed
It can’t be undone, it can’t be reversed
Cuz there’s nothing less fun than October 31st
Went looking for candy but found only pain
I’ve been mistreated, I’m quitting the game
I’m dead inside now, no feeling remains
It was the awfullest scariest
Children beware-iest
Finally got home, mom and dad made me share-iest
Worst
Night
Of our life

Disstopia - Mistreated

He works for the minimum, feeling numb
Doing odd jobs till the paper comes
Always sure thing in the Autumn sun
Swing into the spot like a pendulum
Grab the application and he fills it out
Even though that's what his resume is all about
They don't call any of his freakin references
If they are they ain't leaving any messages
Then he shows up filling out more words and numbers on these forms
Then an orientation about how to complete his chores
And just like that now he's back on tap, he'll have beer money in about two weeks
Gotta just sit back, and then fill these racks, until everybody hits them streets
Happy Halloween
He's teachable
Doing good work well it's feasible
But they pretend that every items squeezable
Ain't sitting here trying to be unreasonable
It's seasonal, demeanable
Spirit over here but it's regional
Only took three weeks of servicing the customer before our hero feeling fuckin miserable
October 1st, they all showing up like freaks
Little kids and idiots and big titty goth ladies
And every size that's in between
Everybody that feels so unique
And every time a new one rolls in gotta hear that sensor scream
Where's your spirit
Let me see it
Raise your streamers to the ceiling
Witches is our business and our business here is screaming
Where's your spirit
Let me see it
Share it with the ones that need it
Give a spooky greeting to each and everybody who visits
Where's your spirit
let me see it
Make yourself and me believe it
Rake us up a profit or we'll leave ya out and leave ya fridged
Where's your spirit
let me see it
where's your spirit
let me see it

where's your spirit
show me your spirit

What they want is inhumane, goddamn insane
Don't they know people aren't really made that way
Never naturally, they custom made
Imprint inlaid from a factory
Baby not today, is what he tried to say
Till a feeling came, like a growing pain
Cause he feels contained by his need for pay
every member of his team feels the exact same way
But now he's standing up, he's had enough
Every shift it sucks, and the lack of funds
So he's feeling pumped like he's got the guts
He doesn't have much but his word and nuts
And massive debt, and of course the rent
Always overspent and they will collect
Cause they won't forget when he cash that check
mate come correct, try this instead
Tell me, do you have any plans for your career?
If we expanded could you see yourself with us in 5 years?
Specializing in fall fears is just one of our main tiers
And if you wanted to stay here, we'll make you king of the cashiers
Feels like he crashed down, blacked out
3 percent boost in the bank account
Feels tossed about, when he came around
He was finding out he was selling out
Oh lordy me, how could this be?
He's a larger cog in a vast machine
And he's losing steam and he dares to dream
That everything could go differently


And now our hero’s totally heel
little bit of power he was making a deal
signed him up for life man it's a hell of steal
Daddy need to eat he said he’s keeping it real
now he's probably going to hell
for an 98 toyota tercel
sold his soul and if you asked him for how much he probably never will tell
because the total it was lower than shit
But he still got a job on November 1
And many more months after that to come
Got that god mode OP golden gun
big boy bank having all the fun
Said they're ready for their second phase
Shaking up the furniture and rearrange
They're really gonna try to lift up that face
Well sign him up boys if that's the case
He could use a fire where there once was soul
He could fill the emptiness with piano
He can get down with these wreaths and snow
He's been known to party with mistletoe?
Speakers playing something religious
They said that they're shifting the business
October's for Halloween but after that I think that every month that we’re gonna do christmas!

1337 G33K B33F - Where's Your Spirit

Verse 1:

Copped a pair of tickets to Aguadilla Puerto Rico
A Shabby Single prop shook the fabric off my geek soul
Landed in the crop dust atmosphere of thick musk
Scooped a rusty jeep up and headed towards freedom

Dusk on the horizon eyelids full of sandbags
Vehicle wheezed engine seized in a hard lag
Halted on a back road skyline made of Onyx
Freezing with no compass as the night descends upon us

Saw a dingy porch light flicker in the distance
Hooky guard the mothership, I'm gonna find assistance
Local at the creaky door speaking broken English
Gave me what I needed but proceeded with a pretense

Pre-Chorus:

Moon rises
You can hear the crickets...

Creepy eyes
Staring through the thicket...

If you're quiet
You can hear him walking...

Run and hide, from the night stalker

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

Verse 2:

Trudging down the highway something peering through the cold wind
Hooky's phone was on the seat soaked in hemoglobin
Audio recording stored a bone rattling wail
Eyes illuminated peering through the blood trail

Equipped the maglight and the machete that I picked up
Scoured the landscape as I wandered through the thick brush
Foot hit a pothole dropped in a rock bowl, and froze as I saw a gargoyle with a dark soul

Hookshot appeared lacerated to all hell
Slung me on his shoulder as he bellowed a Loud yell
Swinging for the fences mumbling and chattering
Struggling to spit a sentence, What is hell happening?!

We need to move, no time for explanation
Stumbling and listening to cackles, heart racing
Revved the engine pedal pushing through the Macabre
And Narrowly escaped to tell the tale of Chupacabra

Pre-Chorus:

Moon rises
You can hear the crickets...

Creepy eyes
Staring through the thicket...

If you're quiet
You can hear him walking...

Run and hide, from the night stalker

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

Bridge:

Creature dark as granite, ancient as the earth
This ain't our planet, They were here first
Never see em coming, lurking in the shadow
Thinking were the apex, to them were just cattle X 2

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

VPC6 ROUND 2: THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH (TOP TO BOTTOM)

Happi // Mike Bananas