Got damn!! The flow of these rhymes and beats🔥!! Y leugo una estoria de Chupacabra!!🤓😆

VPC6 Round 2, all the spooky dooky songs officially ranked from the best to the dregs.

VPC6 ROUND 2: THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH (TOP TO BOTTOM)

Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. Weird

Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage like

Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby 
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

Truth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal Winds

Your track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost

VPC 7 Round 1

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - La Danse Palourdes

You know I live a life of intrigue
Big fish, you wish
I know I'm in my own league*
20,000 under the sea
What up, Sebastian
Y'all crabs I'm Viagra
Because I'm lasting
My time is Neverending Story
But I'm not a cheater, Peter
Hauling in my lorry/Lorre**
Y'all bore*** me
Like a worm in my tomato garden
Y'all lames in flames
You couldn't get my James Harden****
At Busch Garden
With my homie from the Nerdlucks
I can't hear your raft
Because I never herd/heard ducks*****
Spare me if I can't strike******
When you dare me to touch a
Mike/mic Myers/My, yers*******
Don't matter just let me at a butcher knife
Life is but a dream sweetheart
And I'm the dream master
Sewing******** at the speed of light
Yeah I know I seam/seem faster*********
And I can't even tell if you're listening
I stay posted********** like the mail
The most interesting

*nautical / sports
**actor / British term for semi truck
***ennui / insect action
****basketball player / penis erection
*****to gather a group (raft) of ducks / to hear + water fowl / sucker mcs
******bowling  / oh please (spare me) + attack (strike)
*******Halloween villain / microphone + possessive pronouns
********planting seeds / making clothes
*********sewing / appear to be
**********mail / vigilant


I'm the most interesting man in the world
Holding a beer in between two girls
Salt and pepper beard
And the moment that you feared
Is when I grab the mic
And proceed to get weird

I don't always wild out 
But when I do it's full moon
Don't always play guitar
But when I do it's in tune
I don't always hate
But when I do it's because I'm driving
I don't always turn away
But when I do it's because you're lying
Don't always lock the door
Except when I've been watching Forensic Files
Don't always get high
But when I do
New hairstyle
I don't always need a friend
But when I do it's because I"m tripping
I don't always use an mp3
My LP was skipping
I don't always eat meat
But when I do I wanna have a cow
Don't tell me what to do, Bart
I hang with homies that allow
Me to be the most interesting G
And I don't always do coke
But when I do it's because it's free
I don't always dance
But when I do it's Paper Planes
Maybe Mamma Mia
Or Jump Around by House of Pain
I don't always sell drugs
But when I do it's marijuana bud
And I don't always wrestle
But when I do it's mud
Don't unsheath my katana
Unless I wanna draw blood
Don't always use a drywall anchor
Unless the hole's not on a stud
I don't always make the beer run
But when I do I get snacks
Don't always play M.K.
But when I do I pick Jax
Don't always go to church
But when I do it's cus of funerals
And when I make a sequel
I use the Roman numerals
I don't always confess
Unless they use a wire tap and
I don't always talk mess
But when I do it's because I'm rapping

Zero Cool - Stay Thirsty

Lyrics:

I'm out in the nighttime shivering, riding in the rain with a package I'm delivering, deserted-ass house in
the creepy streets of Riverton, everybody says, don't go, or you'll probably never live again, wtf is wrong
with you, why would you go to the house, where ya mama, she was slaughtered right in front of you, but
me, I didn't listen, I was doing what I wanna do, trying to find an object from my past, it's important so, off
on my way, following what the informant wrote, soon, I arrive, there's a kitty there, adorable, cat runs off,
follow him, I find a door that's broke, get into the house, the conditions there, deplorable, creeping thru
the muck, fuck, I'm searching for the bedroom, step in something wet, damn, it's smelling like a cesspool,
water getting deeper, shit like this is meant to test you, but it aint stopping me, you can save that for the
next fool

When I think about the past, in this house where they deserted us, I think about the times when their
actions disconcerted us, I think back to the moments every day when he was hurting us, and all the
times my mama didn't think to be concerned with us, he'd beat us all the time, never giving us a reason,
a motive, a cause, every day was beating season, he'd ease in, drunker than a fuck, already peed in, his
pants, swinging blows, like he don't know the hurt he's leaving, he's thieving, conniving, has the devil in
his eyes and no emotions, 'cept for token ones, he used when he deprived us, the night he beat my
mama, til her eyes were staring lifeless, he made us help him bury her and laughed like he was Isis

Hook
Don't return to your childhood home, let the ghosts there wander, leave the memories alone, so
the next time you dreaming bout the memories of home, just remember that those memories,
were sad and alone

So I'm finally in the room, my brother told me bout a wall, where the bricks look shifted, if you push one, it
will fall, there's a room built behind it, said he built it really small, put your hand inside the opening, you're
looking for a ball,I think I feel it!, I press it and the wall opens clearly, also, I hear a cough that's sounding
like its near me, crawling over there, undernourished, like severely, I see the man who took my mom
away, he seems to fear me! pitiful to see, but it gives me satisfaction, my brother musta put him in this
hole, like somewhere back when, the incident had happened, the night that he attacked him, and beat
em really bloody, with a pipe, I saw he cracked him, the last time we seen him was that night, my brother
dragged him out, put em in the truck, never questions on his whereabouts, my brother sent me here with
a package ima empty out, I pour it in the hole, Sulfuric Acid? OH SHIT, I'M OUT!!

VPC6 Round 2

Xo+ - Childhood Home

Lyrics: 
Verse:

Once upon a midnight dreary, I came home so

weak and weary
from a 13 hour shift of pretending to be cheery
now I’m ready for some chilling, watch a movie,

drink a beer, and
see [if my girl want to] watch one with me like a horror,

  something eerie

Verse
- Browsing through the streaming
I ain’t got no cable tv
Only do PvP gaming
and I want to use that bitcoin

anyways, that’s beside the point cause
The images on screen started loading slowly
I’m so annoyed

 

Verse
The banging on my door has made me riled up
maybe it’s the neighbor facing my same problem
but I bought the fiber and the highest-end router
I open up the door, and nobody was found there
 

Verse
- hear my phone, [maybe they are calling me about]

the internet
but it says “unknown,” [I don’t give a shit] and so I
answer it
all I hear is breathing, I go “[can you come and fix]

my slow connect-

ion?”
then the call ended
I’m so offended


Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
There’s a masked man staring, and I’m just about to shout
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus
- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

There’s a knife in his hand
but the wifi’s out
now he’s pointing where I stand
but the wifi’s out
I think he wants to kill a man
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Verse
- Tell me now who’s at the door?
I’m lookin out the peephole
See my girl’s there, so I open it to be sure
she says “Have you not heard any news?
cause there’s a killer on the loose.”
I said “I don’t have any wifi,
you can help with the reboot.”

 

Verse
- She said “Not right now.
We have to leave, and get you out.”
I asked “you got fast wifi?”
She said “no”
I pushed her out my house

Closed the door behind her
said “no thanks, I want to live stream.”
She told me, “oh my God, help!”
then I heard her cry and scream

 

Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
The masked man has got her, she yelled “Call the cops now!”
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus

- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

I think he’s gonna kill her quick
but the wifi’s out
He stabbed her in the stomach
but the wifi’s out
and now her throat has been slit
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Chorus 2:

- What the fuck am I paying for?
Call the company, wait an hour just to hear they want to make me hold
Yeah I’m goin crazy, I don’t know what to watch now

It’s a horror story, cause the wifi’s out

 

Verse:

- Seeing things in my mind, cause I’m bored right?
I was gonna watch an anime and play some fortnite
curling up into a ball, I lay down on the floor like a
newborn, till the masked man’s under the door light
  
Verse:
- I’m paralyzed in fear and said,
“Can you fix it?”
Pointed towards the modem, then he walked while the blood dripped
He unplugged it, waited 30 seconds, plugged it back in
said “Hyuck, bye.”
and left like it never happened

Outro:
(maniacal laughing)

Team Kokoro - Wifi Dead Inside

So the time with you in this world has been fun
So fun, so fun

How is that you could destroy your love and so easily stomp on your vows
How are you so quick to taking to flight in another’s arms, throwing in towels 
I’ll be much quicker to pick you apart and throw you round by organs and bowels 
Not a single word you’ll utter, no combination of the consonants vowels 
Consonants vowels, gave her so many, she swooned at the sounds
Never once tried to clean up the mess or address things in relationship too many gowns
Hundreds of feet in the sky, she was high off of your lies in the clouds
What goes round comes back around, you’ll be hundreds of feet underground (fuck)

[Chorus]
Well the time with you in this world has been really fucking fun
BAE usually stands “Before Anyone Else”
Her tears will not be the only liquid set to run
I suggest you continue looking out for your self 

Dear brother in law, a decade of marriage is very involved
Through thick in and thin you and my sister evolved 
Into people I love and applaud This year however, 
You’re starting to show me your flaws. Flying around when the going gets hard
Leaving my family with scars, while you’re up building confidence now   
To seductively serenade new secret someones with consonants vowels
Invited her to this place far from your house, Knock knock i’m outside the door
Can you two please get dressed up, I just want to say this out loud
I think you two would look so good in a burgundy shade, don’t mind this pipe staring you down
Bullets can help us create a cascade of red. Since you lovebirds love painting the town 

[Chorus]

Self care is the most important thing now my dear sibling. 
Hope you understand my reasoning, 
my decisions for their death and destruction.  
I know that you loved him, but seriously fuck him

Bae…….. baee…….

SongBotCo - BAE

(la muerte De Chupacabra)



Verse 1: 



Ey yoh, the streets ain’t safe for you non savages 

You averages getting chopped like some fresh cabbages 

Meet the villain outside with weak enough  challenges 

Striking down an emcee with flows 

how he damages 



See back in the day, before the villain had the mask 

Everything was chaotic with many scary whimsy tasks



It was like mutants against the sentinels sent  by Bolivar Trask 

No time to relax or act scared 

What’s feared more was the lure of the Chupacabra, 

The most prideful of beasts since mufasa 

And got his own domain like Anakin in mustafa 

And also known to be Deadlier than cobra snakes are



One brave night,  the young villain went trick or treating 

Meaning he was unprepared scared for the meeting 



He had his costume on, worn for the evening 

It was black with red eyes and horns like a demon 

On Halloween I mean the scene was amazing 

Even though you had some scary dudes outside misbehaving, 

breaking into people homes 

Faking lethal feeble bones 

attacking homeowners like they skipped payments and- can’t afford the loans 





So he walked out of the house and went to the corner store

thinking he could get some sweet candy free from out of the drawer

The lady at the counter said (hell naw)



So he stole the candy and ran 

When all of a sudden the lights went out 

He was scared shook

Shouting, hoping nothing scary happening from out the books -like he read as a youngin 

(Son he got to running )

Yeah I know that,

but like I gotta make it seem interesting 

So when you listening, you can feel how the villain feeling 

Been a minute since the villain met face to face- with a monster 

And was terrified like what hot water do to fresh lobster

Then again maybe it’s in my head I need a doctor 



Chorus:

Disregard all hopes and dreams when  the chupacabras on the scene 

Contact your local minister to pray for thee

Cuz this dude is ugly and mean

he will devour your soul and spleen 





Verse 2: 



It was too late to make haste from out the scene 

Villain being terrified cried when he saw the thing

Known as the chupacabra, the goat sucker 

It was at this time he knew he’d be a good rapper 

A contender for “greatest of all time”

With obscure rhymes

No chains attached he would be free to get 

Shines



But before that, in this continuity chupacabra 

Saw him panicking so he take a shot him

Scratched his eyes 

Now you know why he wears a mask 

To hide the signs and flaws from the sad attack 

Chupacabra with the claws  devours cowards 

And anybody who got a sword on(zordon) like rangers with powers 

With great power also comes an alarming threat 

Is what the villain thought as their weird eyes met 



But before the last blow was dealt someone screamed “ahh Chupacabra” so the monster turned and Left but he said... 



Chorus X2 :

Disregard all hopes and dreams when  the chupacabras on the scene 

Contact your local minister to pray for thee

Cuz this dude is ugly and mean

he will devour your soul and spleen

RockRow - Night of the Mask ( La Muerte De Chupacabra )

(Working up to the 9th circle)
I’m making my way
I’m doing my time
I’m putting in work.
I’m doing just fine.
Work until you’re dead
Work and then you’re dead.
You sure say that a lot.
For the first day of the job.
Now about that suit and tie.
Um. Excuse me, where am I?
Oh right, you’re dead, kid.
that’s what I shoulda led with.
You fell asleep at the wheel going home and
mistook a bus for an exit.
Killed a few folk.
Wait is this a joke?
Sorry but, nope.
Welcome to Hell.
This is the lobby.
My name is Bill.
I get to take you to
Meet up with GIll.
Gill’s gonna take you to
meet up with Phil!
Phil’s gonna give you the role that you’ll fill
Forever and ever and ever.
Wait, role?
You sure question a lot
Stead of doing what you’re told.
You know what you’re asking about.
Job, Gig, goal.
This is Hell. Not a charity

Wel slot you where you’d die to be!
You’ll do it well eternally.
Until it’s just too tiring.
And then you’ll keep on going. Going. Going.
And going till it’s boring.
And hell, well we keep rolling
Welcome to employment,
You won’t find enjoyment.
We’re so glad you’ve joined us.
You’re saying my hell is i’m gonna make it?
Until I get sick of it?
Like I will finally be productive?
Here in the pits of it?
After a lifetime of pounding the pavement
Oh, what a twist, I confess
I think I could get used to not feeling so wasted
Show me the gig i got.
(Working up to the 9th circle)
I’m making my way
I’m doing my time
I’m putting in work.
I’m doing just fine.
Work until you’re dead
Work and then you’re dead.
You sure say that a lot.

Helephino - Helevator

Verse 1:

Copped a pair of tickets to Aguadilla Puerto Rico
A Shabby Single prop shook the fabric off my geek soul
Landed in the crop dust atmosphere of thick musk
Scooped a rusty jeep up and headed towards freedom

Dusk on the horizon eyelids full of sandbags
Vehicle wheezed engine seized in a hard lag
Halted on a back road skyline made of Onyx
Freezing with no compass as the night descends upon us

Saw a dingy porch light flicker in the distance
Hooky guard the mothership, I'm gonna find assistance
Local at the creaky door speaking broken English
Gave me what I needed but proceeded with a pretense

Pre-Chorus:

Moon rises
You can hear the crickets...

Creepy eyes
Staring through the thicket...

If you're quiet
You can hear him walking...

Run and hide, from the night stalker

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

Verse 2:

Trudging down the highway something peering through the cold wind
Hooky's phone was on the seat soaked in hemoglobin
Audio recording stored a bone rattling wail
Eyes illuminated peering through the blood trail

Equipped the maglight and the machete that I picked up
Scoured the landscape as I wandered through the thick brush
Foot hit a pothole dropped in a rock bowl, and froze as I saw a gargoyle with a dark soul

Hookshot appeared lacerated to all hell
Slung me on his shoulder as he bellowed a Loud yell
Swinging for the fences mumbling and chattering
Struggling to spit a sentence, What is hell happening?!

We need to move, no time for explanation
Stumbling and listening to cackles, heart racing
Revved the engine pedal pushing through the Macabre
And Narrowly escaped to tell the tale of Chupacabra

Pre-Chorus:

Moon rises
You can hear the crickets...

Creepy eyes
Staring through the thicket...

If you're quiet
You can hear him walking...

Run and hide, from the night stalker

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

Bridge:

Creature dark as granite, ancient as the earth
This ain't our planet, They were here first
Never see em coming, lurking in the shadow
Thinking were the apex, to them were just cattle X 2

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

1up Funk - Chupacabra

Instrumental by DopeBoyzMusic.
--------------------------
They say I should stop making diss tracks 
Against these bastards who are just acting as rappers and probably wouldn't hit back
But I gotta make em pay for the errors of their ways.
As a hacker and a rapper, I put interest on their syntax
I see the racism inside, I peeped the peephole
You get through ya life, stereotyping all people
You say that it’s common sense but try to escape the consequence
With back-handed compliments, your tactics are all see through
mc chris-level apology, it don’t even matter
You can't see the problem with ya tweets, and that’s even sadder
They say I should rise above, get my feet up on the ladder 
But I'm pissed off, you'll get pissed on. Suck my dick, I'll clear my bladder
You actually call yourself a rapper.  The audacity
Get out the kitchen, Josh. You ain't cookin' bars. You can't stand the heat  
It’ll cost you an arm and leg to think you can handle me
And when you've lost, we'll see your family bury an amputee

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

You say that Asians dominate intelligence, you don't
Say that to my face and try to walk away, you won't
You need to check yourself, better talk with a new tone
Or I'mma having you cryin' for your momma like a Cubone
Culture vulture, fast rap isn’t done well
Got receipts of deleted tweets, left a crumb trail
You advertised music with "RAP" in ya thumbnails
After George Floyd, you advertised with Blacks in ya thumbnails
Checked your Youtube, saw millions of new views,
Plus some rappers  you were dope, but I ignored them  
I watched some video of yours, my IQ getting low of course
You bring a whole brand new definition to boredom
The only difference tween you and these other generic
Youtube anime rappers is occasionally you tour some
But underneath I see that you only achieve to be another
White rapper in the scene appropriatin' for fun

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

Alright, that last line might seem like a pompous statement
Because you say there's a part of you that's partly Asian
Now I ain't tryna hate on the way you that address yourself
But take a  good long look in the mirror and assess yourself
You used to record verses, said you like rappin' 
Then you grew a beard, now you're white-passin'
So when I say appropriation, there's a way I mean it
You only bring up being an Asian when it's convenient

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

RockRow - Night of the Mask ( La Muerte De Chupacabra )

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