Attention Shoppers

Wrapped Around The Pole

Lyrics:

I feel you breathing
The hair stands up on the back of my neck
C'mon I'll take a beaking
I can't get enough of the way that you peck
This can't be real
There's no way anyone'll believe this way you make me feel
I'm starting to believe that (Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!)

Come in to my den
Let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen
And we can f---
A bite to the leg
It's time to play baby
Let me be your egg
That needs to get laid

And afterwards we'll sit under the trees
Watching all the birds and bees with their honey
Don't you know that I can set you free?
'Cus you're more than just a chicken to me

Spott - More Than A Chicken

Terrible Ride

From Blokus Trigon https://sodasteal.bandcamp.com/album/blokus-trigon
slaney: vocals, guitar
kaj: additional vocals, production

[slaney]
I suffer at the hands of callous men
Who rip my skin from bone
They are always ten paces behind
I see them in my home
They're afraid of me cause I can speak to Christ
Almighty in his glory on high
And I'm his favorite guy!

[kaj]
'Cause I be speakin' to specters
They be selectin' your vectors
And you got nowhere better to go, go, go, go, go
So just accept the Chute's nectar
Block NMDA receptors
'Cause you ain't got nowhere else to fucking call homе

[slaney]
Skeptics and nonbelievеrs line up
If you're tryna wind up me alright
I'll get you to believe
I'll force you to your knees
I will make you see what I see
Kindly sip this drink

[slaney]
I breathe in deep my collection is complete
I've got sycophants on speed dial to carry out the deeds
Don't you wanna make us proud
All just one big family
Learn to never let us down
Repeat the words til you believe

[kaj]
'Cause I be speakin' to specters
They be selectin' your vectors
And you got nowhere better to go, go, go, go, go
So just accept the Chute's nectar
Block NMDA receptors
'Cause you ain't got nowhere else to fucking call home

[slaney]
And we haven't seen rain in a long time
But today's not a nice day
And you'd rather sell your life
But nobody's fucking paying
And we haven't seen rain in a long time
But today's not a nice day
And you'd rather sell your life
But nobody's fucking paying

[slaney]
Skeptics and nonbelievers line up
If you're tryna wind up me alright
I'll get you to believe
I'll force you to your knees
I will make you see what I see
Kindly sip this drink

SPiDERFUCKER

The Queenstons - What You Do (Lyrics)

Mayhem - It's Murder

A fed-up employee finally snaps during a Zoom meeting, turns on the mic, and says everything he’s been holding back. He storms through the office calling out coworkers cubicle by cubicle, then walks into a manager meeting to quit in explosive fashion. On the way out he flips everyone off—except one security guard who actually deserves respect.Less

BFD!

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