(Beat: 808s + dhol + “Mundian To Bach Ke” on steroids, bhenchod)
Hook
Bhenchod ek gilheri CNBC pe dikha, market seedha chand pe!
Poori dum hila di, tera portfolio full ganda!
Squirrel Indicator, 100 % confirmed, no bakchodi,
Ek gilheri ne hedge-fund ki maa-behen ek kardi!
Jab gilheri aati screen pe, shorts ka lund jal jaata,
Mere gilheri ke do bhaari balls, Ambani se bhi zyada vaata!
Verse 1
January 2021, main Dilli ki thand mein khada,
CNBC wale camera pe moonwalk karta, gand dikhaata,
WallStreetBets dekh ke pagal ho gaya poora subreddit,
“GME 40 se 400, behen ke lund, aaj toh lambo fixed!”
Main apni pooch hilaata, Melvin ka papa ro pada,
“Beta, teri GF ab meri hai, maine usko GameStop se charaaya!”
Main ek wall-nut khaata, uski biwi ko bolta “Bhai,
Tera pati short tha, ab uska lund bhi short hai.”
Verse 2
Agla din phir aaya, main camera pe moot diya seedha,
Jim Cramer chillaya “MADARCHOD YE GILHERI PHIR AAYA!”
Robinhood ne buy button band kiya, main bola “Chutiya banaaya,”
Mere bhai ne Mumbai ke data center mein cable kaat diya!
Poora app gaya behen ke lund mein, Amreeka ro raha,
Hum log yahan Malad mein poutine nahi, vada pav kha rahe!
Ek baar pooch hilaayi, tera 200₹ call ab 2 crore ka,
Ab tu Goregaon se seedha Bandra bungalow shift kar raha!
Hook
Bhenchod ek gilheri CNBC pe dikha, market seedha chand pe!
Poori dum hila di, tera portfolio full ganda!
Squirrel Indicator, TA se bada, RSI se bada,
Ek gilheri ne Wall Street ki gaand mein danda daala!
Outro
Toh bhool ja apne charts, candlesticks, aur ye sab bakwaas,
Jab screen pe gilheri ka pooch dikhe, poora paisa laga de aaj!
Main tujhe crore-pati bana ke bhi ek rupaya nahi maangta,
Bas ek muthi bhuna chana de de, madarchod, aur thoda sa paan ka beeda!
Desi Squirrel Gang – Bombay se Bay Street tak raj karta,
Aur agar tu short hai… toh bhai, teri toh aaj gaand phat-ti!
Gilheri ne mic pe wall-nut phenka, stage pe moota, chal nikal.
भेनचोद tendies!

Squirrel Indicator – Desi Delhi-Chennai-Bay Street Mashup.

Best Friend

Big Wave

CAUSE & EFFECT

Recorded at The Bathouse
Produced, Recorded and Mixed by Tony Doogan. Mixed at C.O.D. Studios Glasgow, Scotland
Engineered by Nyles Spencer
Mastered by Joao Carvalho

Lyrics: 
Last night, from Riviere-de-Loup I come home
to dead plants and pottery smashed on the floor.
You say, with cul-de-sac eyes
and lying half-unstrung-out on the kitchen tile
like a chemistry set
crippled by the caress of an improvident child,
 
“Come on and strike me down.
Hate me. I’m ready for it.”

Passed out, I can feel all the weight you’ve dropped off
as I sack-race-shuffle you on down the hall
and kill a county-road cry
with a half-unrung-out terry kitchen towel.
Am I a charity case
for giving up on the ghost of an impossible love?
 
“Come on a strike me down.
Hate me. I’m ready for it.”

“…can I take that back?”

The Other Side of Town

Dead Plants

mt. shasta dr

Warm Nights

BURN BRIGHT by The Bloom

take all you want and then just throw it away
that’s ok you never cared much for it anyway

take all our love and then just throw it away
that’s ok we never cared much for it anyway

take all the stars and throw them into the sea
well that’s just fine cos they were only there for me and you

take all you feel and then just keep it inside
cos no one wants to feel the pain that other people hide

my candle burns bright and holds onto your light
my conscience grows clear now you are not here

everyone’s talking but they don’t say a word
all they’d have to do is listen and they might get heard

everyone’s loving cos they want to feel love
just being with yourself it never seems enough

everyone’s smiling cos they don’t want to frown
sometimes the things that keep you up are just what get you down

everyone’s laughing cos they don’t want to cry
just go ahead and let that teardrop down before your eye

my candle burns bright and holds onto your light
my conscience grows clear now you are not here

in my arms

and if i call out your name will you come and see me again

Burn Bright - The Bloom

Sunny Day

Written by: Mike Edel & Parker Bossley
Mixed by: Marcus Paquin w/ additional production by Ian Smith

Watch and listen to 'Hello Universe' here: http://smarturl.it/MEhu

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Mike Edel's Hello Universe (Online/Acoustic) Release Shows
July 17 - 6:30pm PDT/9:30 PM EDT | Mike Edel 'Hello Universe' Single Release Show #1 (Acoustic/Online): https://tinyurl.com/y873ap56
July 19 -  12:00PM PDT/3:00 PM EDT/9:00PM CDT | Mike Edel 'Hello Universe' Single Release Show #2 (Acoustic/Online): https://tinyurl.com/ycoyh7el

LYRICS:
Hello, hello beautiful
I just wanna live tonight
I just wanna feel alright
 
Hello, Hello Universe
I just wanna live my life
We don’t really need a sign
 
Look at me
Alone on the balcony
Come on tell me what you see 
Come on tell me what you see
 
You go your own way and we’ll go ours
We got what we need underneath these stars

Yeah it ain’t no fun 
If it’s all for them 
And If it don’t feel good
You can always turn your back

Hello, Hello Universe
I don’t really feel the doubt
I just wanna sing it loud
 
Look at me
Wrapped in the mystery
Come on tell me what you see 
Come on tell me what you see 

You go your own way and we’ll go ours
We got what we need underneath these stars

Yeah it ain’t no fun 
If it’s all for them 
And If it don’t feel good
You can always turn your back

Yeah it ain’t no fun 
If it’s all for them 
And it’s you and me
Underneath these stars

Hello Universe

Check out our single, "Be Alright" off of our new 5 song EP, releasing summer 2020.

Hello Universe

MikeEdel