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Title: YOU CANNOT BEAT US
Character Represented: Simon Belmont
Art: RnDm, PolarOpposite44
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Power Glove - Knife Party [Video Game Ads, Samples "Playing With Power"]
Bloody Tears (Castlevania) - Kenichi Matsubara [Captain N/Vampires]
Kyun! Vampire Girl (Idolm@ster) - Tomoko Sasaki [Vampires]
Zelda Rap [Video Game Ads]
My Dad is Rich - Danny Gonzales [Vampires]
Inspector Gadget Theme - Shuki Levy [DIC Entertainment]
I Ran - Flock of Seagulls [Video Game Ads, used in GTA Vice City Ads]
Light up the Night - The Protomen [Captain N]
Happy Together - The Turtles [Video Game Ads, used in Smash Bros 64 Ads]
YOU CANNOT BEAT US SFX [Video Game Ads]
Simon Belmont SFX [Captain N]

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We’ve heard horror stories of the universe subject C-89 comes from - stories of video game characters being warped beyond recognition and given complete overhauls in terms of personality and speech - but now we have definitive proof. C-89, unlike his CVN-86 counterpart, is incredibly vain and isn’t afraid to show off his looks and muscles even when unprompted. Not to mention he’s also flirted with most of the female subjects and thankfully been met with rejection every single time. He’s kind of a pain to deal with but we can...hopefully rely on him if any serious threats emerge.

- Music from DIC Entertainment original properties
(The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Inspector Gadget)
- Music related to games that are represented in Captain N: The Game Master
(Kid Icarus, Punch-Out, Megaman)
-Non-VGM audio from Video Game Advertisements
(Nintendo Direct Theme, Now You’re Playing with Power)
-Media heavily featuring Vampires
(Castlevania, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency, Kyun! Vampire Girl)

YOU CANNOT BEAT US

Music: junebug 卅(•‿•)卅 
Art: junebug 卅(•‿•)卅 
Character(s) Represented: Top Tutorialists 
https://x.com/juniperinsect23

Top Tutorialists' Sources:
-Songs featured in 3D Sonic games & the Legend of Zelda franchise
(City Escape, Great Fairy Fountain, His World, Midna's Lament)
-Songs related to characters who interrupt gameplay
(Alphys, How to Use FLUDD, Battle! Hop)
-Songs related to tutorials & training
(Gonna Fly Now, PROPER RHYTHM, Twist Sound)

Source(s) Used:
Welcome To Station Square - Funk Fiction (3D Sonic)
New Wave Bossa Nova - Koji Kondo, Toru Minegishi (Zelda - Majora's Mask)
Morning Glory - Tatsuro Yamashita (Zelda- Inspired "The Great Fairy Fountain" Theme in Ocarina Of Time)
Livin In The City - TJ Davis, Richard Jacques (3D Sonic)
The Bidding - Tally Hall (S.A.L.T. Motif)

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Track: Scratch @user-618970548
Illustration: PCP

Rocky
[Description Coming Soon]
 -Songs from BFDI & Other Object Shows
  (Ballers, BRANCHLESS, Blackcomb, etc)
 -Songs from Sylvester Stallone Media
  (Rambo, Guardians Of The Galaxy, Ratchet & Clank, etc)
 -Songs about Rocks and Minerals (including Songs with Rock in the Title)
  (Songs by Meduza, Sad Statue, Diamonds from Sierra Leone, etc)

Track Sources:
 >Shrill Otter - Infetterence (BFDI)
 >Escape the Fate - One For The Money (Offsource)

Countdown To Alumni

LOG ADDED: 7/2/21

-start

Subject: John "Jonesy" Jones
Noted by: Arthur Candler

Now that we have a closer baseline for what to expect, today's experiment was much more lucrative than we were initially expecting. Jonesy's exposure to the White Noise was much shorter than the first subjects, yet the end result was about the same. Is it because he fought it earlier? Perhaps the White Noise thrives on opposition. Perhaps it thrives in pure sadism, giving the subjects a chance to fight back before taking them? We can't tell for sure. More experimentation is required. 

In the meantime, the copy that returned from the White Noise seems a little rougher this time. Not much, but it seems a little more unstable. Perhaps it reflects on general mood at the time. We have plenty of hypotheses within our team, and while we can't confirm any, we do know that we'll have plenty of time to do so. After all... everyone here is a potential subject. Everyone but one. I think I have something else in mind for that one.

Interestingly, this Jonesy copy seems much more... quiet. Reserved. Not quite introverted, but less "out there" than he used to be. This seems to be a real response from Jonesy's memories though, perhaps a component of fear or something along those lines. These reports will start getting shorter as we go, as the inconsistencies start to clear up. 

To help with that, I believe I'll keep a log of important happenings around the estate in these reports. It could prove to be helpful to my employer.

The flower outside the estate is growing much faster than I expected. If I recall correctly, it was planted by the contenders after Sayori's death. ...to be frank, her death is one I regret. A simple misunderstood identity. It should not be her blood on my hands. But alas, what's done is done, all we can do now is look to the future.

I intend to leave the flower as a reminder to myself.

[REDACTED] requires assistance with shutting down the test equipment. I'm going to go help with that. End log.

Arrangement: @9mmp3ter
Character Represented: Jonesy

Sources:
- Songs from viral internet games as of the 2010's and their fan songs. (excluding Undertale, and no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

Songs used:
Fortnite - Spaceman (Fan songs for viral internet games)
You're Mine - DAGames (Fan songs for viral internet games)
Boom Boom Boom... - Dan Bull (Fan songs for viral internet games)
Survive The Night - MandoPony (Fan songs for viral internet games)
Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J (Offsource)

Survive The Classroom [experiment: jonesy]

LOG ADDED: 7/5/21

-start

Subject: Miror B., Ludicolo
Noted by: Arthur Candler

First off, who allowed the Pokemon? I thought we were banning experimentation on non-anthropomorphic animals. It leads to inconclusive results, and it... doesn't feel right to me. But... whatever, it happened, and I suppose we will continue with it for the foreseeable future. It isn't ideal, but we can't do half-measures. Not now. 

...Miror B. seemed the most torn up out of everyone so far about this. It wasn't fun to watch, if I'm to be honest. He just... clung to Ludicolo the entire time, apologizing and waiting for something to happen. We sat here watching that for thirty goddamn minutes. It took that long for the White Noise to consume him. We need to figure out what exactly the variable is that makes this take longer depending on the person, that's crucial for this experiment to continue.

Hugo and Porter have been despondent, trying to find where Miror had gone. They actually came dangerously close to finding the lab once or twice. We really should introduce more security measures to prevent people from accidentally stumbling into this. We don't want to have to disqualify anyone. That would be bad for business, and we've already had to ice some... former associates for getting too close. I would very much prefer not to take care of anyone unnecessarily from here on out. I am not a good person, I'm aware, but I'm not a fucking monster. 

...I almost feel bad for the members of Adventure Machine. They seem very distraught about this. It slightly concerns me, they may not bring their best in the next match because of this. Sure, they'll have time to prepare, but you never do get past your first murder. Now, whether this is murder is up for debate right now, we have no conclusive evidence. I hope it isn't.

There was another attempt to enter the Estate by an unauthorized party today. We believe that it's Mr. Cicierega trying to get back in again. I do not understand his desire to get back in. I really don't. We did consider bringing him in as an Enforcer, but our employer said he wasn't worth the pay. I'm inclined to disagree, but I don't get paid to argue, I suppose.

Anything else? Ah, right. The thief is really starting to get on my bad side. She's started conferring with some of the contenders in secret. Not to mention, she's found blind spots in our camera views and audio recording. Even if she is severely annoying me, I'll admit. She's clever. I'll have to keep a closer eye on her when I can. Perhaps I'll have Ness tail her.

Lastly, the state of the past two experiments... The Robo-Crashers and Jonesy are still unstable, but have not broken down since we started this. I suppose that there's something to note there. The first person that saw the clones (at least, we're assuming) was Aaron Burr, of the Stage Stars. He's not taking it well. Hansen and Sawyer are trying to console him, to no avail. It's a shame, such a clever man reduced to drinking. At least Thomas has a friend at the bar now.

That's everything important for now. The next report should be our last for a while. 

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Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Character Represented: Miror B.

Sources:
- Songs from Pokemon spinoffs
- Songs in the genre of disco and funk
- Michael Jackson songs

Songs used:
Don't Ever Forget... - Hideki Sakamoto (Pokemon spinoffs)
Leave Me Alone - Michael Jackson (Michael Jackson songs)
Take a Chance on Me - ABBA (Funk/disco)
Too Much Heaven - The Bee Gees (Funk/Disco)
Jazz Carnival - Azymuth (Funk/Disco)

Don't Ever Leave Me... [experiment: miror b.]

Track by @that-guy-612575399
Art by Jello

Character 18# [Firey]

It's him! The coolest flame in school! After losing his life savings to the wrath of a text to speech announcer, and then proceeding to win that same announcers reality show. Firey's life has had its ups and downs, however. When a certain busdriver offered him a chance to win another competition, how could he refuse?

Sources Used:
Forget - Pogo [Animation Memes]
Ancient Voices - Survivor Theme [Reality Shows]
Flamingo - Kero Kero Bonito [Animation Memes]
Firework - Katy Perry [Fire]
Prince of Persia - Marcus Mouya [Royalty Free]
Bonfire - Childish Gambino [Fire]

Sources
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-All Royalty Free music (Kevin Mcleod, No copyright sounds,)
-Music relating to heat, or fire (Hot blooded, through the fire and the flames, Hot wheels DS)
-Music used in reality shows (Both real and fictional) (BFB Ost, I.I songs,)
-Music commonly used in animation memes [NO OVERLAP] (Pop like that, Bonfire, Hit or miss)

Flaming Hot Reality!

Title: The Doctor is In!
Character Represented: Sunshine Stitches
Art: Ender#3711
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Doc McStuffins Theme - China Anne McClain [Repair, Pre-School]
Bad Case of Loving You - Robert Palmer [Medical Practices]
Ben Drowned SFX [Gaming Creepypasta]
Can You Feel the Sunshine? (Sonic R) - Richard Jacques [Pre-Dreamcast Sonic]
Dora the Explorer Theme - Joshua Sitron, Billy Straus [Pre-School]
Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi [Medical Practices]
Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez [Toys]
You’ve Got a Friend in Me (Toy Story) - Randy Newman [Toys]
I Need a Doctor - Dr. Dre ft. Eminem [Medical Practices]
Fix You - Coldplay [Repair]

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Sunshine Stitches (Doc McStuffins from Doc McStuffins + Tails Doll from Sonic R)
One of the stranger pairs of subjects here are subjects D-12 and D-98, referred to as Dottie “Doc” McStuffins and Tails Doll respectively. Doc appears to be a young girl with a certain affinity for fixing toys and other playthings and arrived here with a few in tow. Perhaps that’s what drew her to attempting to fix up Tails Doll, which at first glance appears to be a crude plush version of a video game mascot’s sidekick. However, experimentation has shown something more lies beneath that intimidating deadpan glare. Doc has been a bit vague on why she’s operating on this toy, something I worry could lead to something far worse.


-Toys, Stuffed Animals, and Media Based on Them
 (You've Got a Friend In Me, My Little Pony, Barbie Girl)
-TV Shows Aimed at Pre-Schoolers
 (Sesame Street, Blue’s Clues, Dora the Explorer)
-Games in the Classic Sonic Continuity
 (Sonic R, Sonic 3, Sonic Mania)
-Music related to Medical Practices and Internet Creepypasta
 (Trauma Center, Scrubs, Slender: The Eight Pages)

The Doctor is in!

Title: Another Christmas
Character Represented: The Incredible Grinch
Art: Ender#3711
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Another Winter(Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game) - Anamanaguchi [Winter]
Welcome Christmas (The Grinch) - Albert Hague [Picture Books/Christmas]

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Subject H-57, at first, appears to be a normal human scientist under the name Bruce Banner. Banner was initially part of the research group, and his anomalous abilities were ignored for the sake of his status as an employee. However, interaction with foreign interdimensional elements has caused him to transform into a massive, festivity-despising monster referred to as “the Incredible Grinch”. The Grinch is highly unstable and appears to be capable of stealing objects without anyone noticing, especially those which produce sound; when bothered by noise, he has been noted to scream something sounding like “NOISE, NOISE, NOISE!”. Current testing to get Banner back to a normal state of mind has proved futile but it appears the effect wears off once the Grinch is satisfied.

-Music associated with Marvel Comics
 (Guardians of the Galaxy, Into the Spiderverse. Marvel vs. Capcom)
-Music associated with Christmas or Winter
 (All I Want for Christmas is You, Freezeezy Peak, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories)
-Adaptations of Picture Books
 (The Lorax, Thomas the Tank Engine, Fantastic Mr. Fox)
-Music about Alternate Personas
 (Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Hot N Cold, A Mask of My Own Face)

Another Christmas

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: SinkingSailor#0651
Character Subbed By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids

Baba did not care in the slightest bit. Sure he was slightly agitated, but in the end he drank his sorrows away.

After many hours, he drunkenly stumbled out of the city's bar. When he was randomly encountered by a red figure with a "burning" passion.

BABA: eeeeeeeeeeey...whassts up. 

And then,

Baba felt as if everything came to a stop.
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10th Place - Baba. One vulgar motherfucker, okay placement.(Average Percentage - 50.76%)

Round 1 - In a close(ish) match, Baba claims victory against Uramiko.(54.8% - 45.2%)

Round 2 - It looks like Baba got a little too cocky, as he loses against King K. Rool by 2 votes. (51.1% - 48.9%)

Losers Round 2 - New York Pizza Time defeats Baba, sending his life into a spiraling state of depression. (51,4% - 48.6%)

Sources Used:
 Wham - Careless Whisper (4th Wall)
 Dan Salvado - Your Reality (4th Wall)
 Portal 2 - Want You Gone (Puzzle)
 Super Meat Boy - C.H.A.D's Lullaby (Infamously Hard Indies)
 a-ha - Take On Me (4th Wall)
 DMX - X Gon Give It To Ya (4th Wall)
 HuniePop - Fitness Club (Puzzle)
 Tetris Type A (Puzzle)
 Yello - Oh Yeah (4th Wall)
 Toby Fox - SAVE The World (4th Wall)
 Baba Is You - Cog Is Push (Puzzle/Infamously Hard Indies/4th Wall)
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Stay Funny!

10th Place - Baba Is Finale: Last Puzzle

Title: Teknomaginary
Character Represented: Lord Cowboy Darrell
Art: Mini
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Teknopathetic (Jet Set Radio) - Hideki Naganuma [Robots]
“Check It” Jingle - Cartoon Network [CN]
Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends Theme - James L. Venable [CN]
Powerpuff Girls Theme - Thomas Chase, Steve Rucker, James L. Venable [CN]
Let’s Watch the Show (OK K.O.) - Jake Kaufman [CN]
Various Miscellaneous Cartoon Network Samples [CN]

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Lord Cowboy Darrell
There’s a new daddy in town! Or so subject BM-051 claims. Referring to himself as Lord Cowboy Darrell, this robot is significantly more intelligent than we initially perceived him to be. He’s remarkably fast, is equipped with a retractable arm cannon and a giant spiked fist that nearly crushed [REDACTED] last week, and can send out a seemingly endless supply of duplicates of himself. He also claims to be the current owner of a large robot-manufacturing plant across the street from a mere bodega; we’re still not sure whether this is true or false, the jury still remains split. Regardless, subject BM-051 appears to be a bit more fierce than we first thought…

-Cartoon Network Studios Properties
 (Adventure Time, Powerpuff Girls, Over the Garden Wall)
-Music associated with Robots
 (Mr. Roboto, Robot Rock, Still Alive)
-Music about Dads
 (Dad Feels, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, Dad Battle)
-Music relating to Cowboys, or in the Country genre
 (Old Town Road, Wild Wild West, Ring of Fire)

Teknomaginary

Title: Vicious Mockery
Character Represented: The Bard
Art: Gull Gonzo
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Wonderland Round 3 (The Adventure Zone) - Griffin McElroy [DnD Media]

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Subject W-100 is one of the more peculiar subjects. They seem to be based on the "Bard" class from “Dungeons and Dragons”. As they are a representation of an archetype, rather than a single entity, their physical form is more abstract than most other subjects. Subject W-100 is capable of generating a variety of brass, woodwinds and percussion instruments at will, much to the dismay of company researchers. W-100 also seems to rely heavily on an anomalous sense of luck, occasionally performing impossible feats due to what they refer to as “Critical Successes”. However, this also leads to them occasionally failing at basic tasks, which they refer to as “Critical Failures”. This anomalous property should be carefully observed at all times.

-Music related to Games with Traditional Medieval Fantasy Settings
 (Ocarina of Time, Elder Scrolls, Runescape)
-Music associated with DnD, and other Tabletop Games
 (The Adventure Zone, Magic the Gathering, Settlers of Catan)
-Music associated with Dice and Luck
 (Dicey Dungeons, The Luckiest, Chance Time!)
-Music related to Overly Flirtatious Characters (NO 18+ CONTENT)
 (Gaston, My Sweet Passion, Death by Glamour)

Vicious Mockery

Alola! Hiii I'm junebug! or june if you wanna be short with it.
I am a mashup musician and an artist! Usually works on tournaments such as S.A.L.T. but might post some mashups concepts if i feel like it.
Most tracks on here pre S.A.L.T. uploads are just shitty mashup ideas or beepbox creations i made a few years ago.
PFP by: Cymancyan! TYSM BTW THIS PFP IS AMAZINGGGGG

byebye!!!