In the crypto realm, there's a currency so cool
Dogecoin is the name, it's breakin' all the rules
Started as a joke, but now it's risin' high
Bringing joy to all, reachin' for the sky (ooh-yeah)

No big banks or regulations, it's decentralized
A global community, where everybody vibes
With its Shiba Inu mascot, it's all about the fun
Trading Dogecoin, makin' fortunes, everyone (ooh-wee)

Doge, Doge, take us higher (higher, higher)
Spreading love and lighting up the fire (fire, fire)
Cryptocurrency with a funky twist (ooh-yeah)
Dogecoin, you can't resist (can't resist)

Dogecoin Vibes

Out in the fields where the onions grow,
There's a tale of Dogecoin, you ought to know.
It started as a joke, just a meme online,
But it caught the world's eye, like a neon sign.


Dogecoin, Dogecoin, to the MOON!
From Reddit to Twitter, it's getting all the poon,
Kabosu's wide eyes are a crypto delight,
In the world of shitcoins, it's shining bright.

(Verse 2)
Elon's tweets lit it up, like the Fourth of July,
Sent it to the moon, way up in the sky.
From NASCAR to SNL, it's a digital star,
In the land of memes, it's travelled far.

(Bridge)
But watch out for the dips, don't get spilled
Bulls and bears better get doge pilled.
The crypto rodeo, it's like quick sand.
Hoddle onto your doge, with diamond hands.

(Outro)
How currency, very coin,
Kabosu's big eyes compel you to join.

Arigatou, I'm signing out,
Until next time, my dear folks, sayonara

Honest Proof of Work

I'm flippin' patties at McDonald's,
A wagie in this clown-filled zoo,
Lost it all on crypto, oh dear,
Now I'm serving fries to you.

Bought the hype, fell for the thrill,
Thought I'd be a crypto king,
But now I'm here in this greasy grill,
The burger flipper, I sing.

I hodled too long, lost my crypto dream,
McDonald's is where I now gleam,
From Lambos to burger steam,
Oh, how life's a slippery stream.

From charts and graphs to fryer grease,
My fortune's gone, no Lambo lease,
Should've known, it was all a tease,
Now I'm just a cog in Mickey D's.

But hey, I still wear my suit,
Though it's golden arches, not Wall Street,
Lost it all, but still salute,
To the crypto gods, my defeat.

Crypto dreams turned into fries,
Oh, how the mighty fall,
But in this kitchen, under these skies,
I'll stand tall, I'll serve it all.

So here's to the wagie life,
Where dreams are fried and served with strife,
From crypto high to burger knife,
I'll keep flippin', in this wagie life.

This Wagie Life

In this wild untamed place, where bandits roam,
Doge walks with honor, finding his own home.

Through digital winds, he gracefully strides,
Practicing Bushidoge, where his honor abides.

Samurai doge, noble and true,
Joy and integrity, we pursue.

The gains may subside, our wealth is falling,
But being of service, it is our calling.


In the code of the blockchain, Doge finds its quest,
A journey of virtue, in a realm possessed.
With loyalty as its katana, and wisdom as its guide,
It follows the path, with honor by its side.

Samurai doge, noble and true,
Joy and integrity, we pursue.

The gains may subside, our wealth is falling,
But being of service, it is our calling.

With each block mined, and each trade made,
Doge's path of honor will never fade.

A credo like this, some might call it gay,
Doge's path of honor is to do only good every day.

Bushidoge

The Doge of the seven seas,
Memes and coins, his treasure is all he needs.
You may call the dips a blunder,
But we use them for more plunder!

Yo ho ho, Doge's on deck,
Crypto pirate, what the heck!
With memes and swagger, he'll prevail,
In the crypto seas, he'll never fail.

Jolly roger waving, these memes are dank,
Don't be a green frog, lest you walk the fucking plank!
That goes for other so called meme coins,
A sharp stabbing you'll get, in the loins!

Yo ho ho, Doge's on deck,
Crypto pirate, what the heck!
With memes and swagger, he'll prevail,
In the crypto seas, he'll never fail.

As the melody fades and the journey nears end,
The jolly captain, with treasure to spend.
Through the highs and the lows, it's been quite a ride,
But with Doge as our captain, our spirits abide.

It's captain Doge, raise your rum,
Before you get a swift kick in the bum.
With memes and fortune to always have his say,
Captain Doge the pirate, Doing Only Good, EVERY DAY!

Captain Doge

WHERE THE F%$& IS MY MONEY
WHY LINE GO DOWN
CAN DEVELOPERS DO SOMETHING

This Wagie Life

minty

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