(UPDATE AS OF LATE 2023: The Hinge account has been paused on account of Things and Stuff. :] )
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:
And by "me," I mean "the human being running this account," and not "the monochromatic avatar that represents the human running this account." I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not a black and white woman perpetually wearing a mask and gloves in real life. But, hey, maybe one of you out there will have the (mis)fortune of running into me on one of these apps! And if you do, and you suspect it's me, don't be weird about it, m'kay? I'm just somebody, and I like my privacy on the whole, don't go spreading that news around.

As for the joke, this whole thing is composed of old ingredients. I made that thumbnail a long time ago for a more serious mashup about loneliness, but I never got around to making it, and I had intended to use "Why you always Lying" with "Fluffing a Duck" but while using a different joke. So it's an old concept with an old thumbnail, for a day where I really don't have anything else to post. Y'all are just going to have to put up with it, alright? No guarantee I'll have something this coming weekend either, since I'm moving again, but I'll see what I can do.

SOURCES:
Why You Always Lying - Nicholas Fraser (based on Too Close by Next)
Fluffing a Duck - Kevin Macleod 
The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas
I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island (ft. Akon)
Various meme sound effects 

Take care, and stay safe out there!

Not that it's relevant to you all, but I was a hinge user

howdy

kendrick lamar ripped off soulja boy lmaoo

dear god why did taylor swift name her song fortnight

Illusans

they not like pratt

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magicus inspired me to do this

aka i stole his idea

sorry

it sounds good atleast

a will smith song mashed up with a remix of a will smith song

NOTE: there isn't any Gakkou Gurashi in this mashup, i just put Yuuri in the icon because she looks kind of like Monika.

Doki Doki Gardening Club

Also on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIZNtHPLaWQ
(DOWNLOADS ARE ENABLED FOR THIS TRACK!)
This will be my final track (no, I'm not kidding), and I want to thank you all for getting me so popular on here. I honestly would have never expected it.  Before you ask as to why I'm leaving SoundCloud: I just don't have the personal time to upload here anymore, and not to mention I don't have as much fun anymore. From the very start, I wanted to enlighten others with my tracks, and I believe I've done this. Once again, I wanted to thank you all making my life better and allowing me to share my stuff with you. I couldn't have asked for a better fanbase.
Thank you all so much for listening.
My YouTube (I upload more regularly here): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm3eGs2etEOMzRX0iQ4QzqQ
My Twitter: https://twitter.com/CELSHDR

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams Of Love And Literature (READ DESCRIPTION)

I exported this track on October 11th, at 8:59 PM.

Fuck

stop messaging me asking what my serious account is.  This is my serious account

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minty pee