*hey papyrus.
*what's takin' you so long in the bathroom?
*[Sans steps into the bathroom.]
*...
*uh.
*whoops.
*did i walk in on something?
*YES SANS.
*I WAS TRYING TO MURDER THIS ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK.
*YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD.
*woah there paps.
*language.
*I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
*...
*uh.
*papyrus, what the hell.
*this really isn't like you.
*...
*y'know what.
*i think i see what's goin' on.
*(Sans turns to you.)
*want some help, kid?
*(Papyrus looks pissed.)
*...
*DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING?
*THIS BURNING, BLOODY HUMAN?
*...
*THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME.
*I HAVE ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER.
*...
*Sans.
*If you don't leave right now.
*...
*I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR LITTLE FUCKING USELESS BODY RIGHT IN HALF.
*I'LL SHOVE YOUR PELVIS SO FAR DOWN YOUR FUCKING SKULL.
*THAT WHEN YOU TRY TO SHIT FROM INCREDIBLE PAIN AND FEAR.
*YOU'LL FUCKING SING MEGALOVANIA.
*...
*TL;DR: Eat shit, you lazy apathetic fuck.

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 3: Oppapyrus Style

TaleTwelve (2022) - Ex Machina

PARASNIP - ATK 7 DEF 3
This serpentine snack is way past its expiration date. 
Watch out for those snakes!

@therealmaz
@ph4nt0m1

All Out Assault!

[DustDust: Chapter 3] But his show didnt let em go!

THANK YOU @KarolKpusta for allowing to use your transcription
OG BY @amt1179
thumb by @devindenizen
buh

THE SHOW MUST GO ON

* So...
* You thought it was okay to just...
* Kill my cast and crew?
* Sorry, 'human', but TNN Inc. requests you pay us back in damages...
* ...With your life!

EX. Technical Difficulties

The first piano song toby ever did for homestuck

Dave Battle

Tenna [Headcanon]

I'm the evil Jester Devil watch out for my CHAOS BOMB attack

(Original song by Toby, son of fox)
(FLP by https://soundcloud.com/thatbratcohen)

THE WORLD REVOLVING (Ham Sandwich)

Big shout out to @justanotherutarchive for finding this song ❤️

just gonna reupload here any of the old songs that used to be on this acc but i deleted

TaleTwelve (2022) - Ex Machina

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