* SANS ILL PUT MY SHIT IN YOUR EYE SOCKET! THEN ILL SMEAR IT ON YOUR BED, AND THE COUCH! ILL REPLACE YOUR KETCHUP WITH MY ASS BLOOD

i just found this disbelief au and im already shitting myself out of how beautiful this is

HERE WE ARE, HUMAN.
NOBODY TO HOLD ME BACK, NO BROTHER TO MOCK ME...
NOTHING STANDING IN THE WAY OF MY TRUE GOAL!!
POWER!! PRESTIGE!! GLORY!!
ALL COWER AT MY FEET... 
OR RATHER THEY WOULD. IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU.

YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF MINE.
IT MAY NOT HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY POSSESSION, BUT I AM THE RIGHTFUL OWNER!!
BECAUSE HUMANS DON'T HAVE RIGHTS AT ALL!! 
BECAUSE OUR LAWS DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR YOU PEOPLE... WE DIDN'T PARTICULARLY EXPECT YOUR ARRIVAL, AFTER ALL.
STILL.
IN EVERY WAY, I AM JUSTIFIED.
THIS IS HEROISM, AND YOUR DEFIANCE IS... UNHEROISM??

SO.
I INVOKE MY POWERS AS A ROYAL GUARDSMAN TO ORDER YOU TO REMOVE IT FROM YOUR POSSESSION!!
OR... WELL.
I SHALL HAVE NO CHOICE...
BUT TO TAKE THAT SOUL MYSELF!!
MWAH HAW HAW!!!

[The sprite and the logo have been made by @wichybitchy. The track was a collaboration between me and the aforementioned person]

026 - Necromelee

Original arrangement "Flowey Village" by Grassinio: https://soundcloud.com/grassinio/underswap-flowey-village
Arranged by @dashingtoadie-the-sequel and @junnboi-the-fourth

"Conerr" sprite in thumbnail from the UNDERTALE art book, recreated by Askywalker

Attack That Stings

*hey papyrus.
*what's takin' you so long in the bathroom?
*[Sans steps into the bathroom.]
*...
*uh.
*whoops.
*did i walk in on something?
*YES SANS.
*I WAS TRYING TO MURDER THIS ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK.
*YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD.
*woah there paps.
*language.
*I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
*...
*uh.
*papyrus, what the hell.
*this really isn't like you.
*...
*y'know what.
*i think i see what's goin' on.
*(Sans turns to you.)
*want some help, kid?
*(Papyrus looks pissed.)
*...
*DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING?
*THIS BURNING, BLOODY HUMAN?
*...
*THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME.
*I HAVE ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER.
*...
*Sans.
*If you don't leave right now.
*...
*I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR LITTLE FUCKING USELESS BODY RIGHT IN HALF.
*I'LL SHOVE YOUR PELVIS SO FAR DOWN YOUR FUCKING SKULL.
*THAT WHEN YOU TRY TO SHIT FROM INCREDIBLE PAIN AND FEAR.
*YOU'LL FUCKING SING MEGALOVANIA.
*...
*TL;DR: Eat shit, you lazy apathetic fuck.

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 3: Oppapyrus Style

* Well, well. How surprising.

* The human...

* I'll be honest, I couldn't believe you survived this far...

* Not even that lizard could strike you down.

* Relax, Pumpkin.

* I'm the one who has to settle this, or whatever.

* Let's pump things up.

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Track By: @gaucho04
Dialogues By: @detective-papyrus
Thumbnail By: @ph4nt0m1

On Live...

PARASNIP - ATK 7 DEF 3
This serpentine snack is way past its expiration date. 
Watch out for those snakes!

@therealmaz
@ph4nt0m1

All Out Assault!

[DustDust: Chapter 3] But his show didnt let em go!

BIG BANG WIP

* Maybe it's just my imagination...
* ... but the stars do look a little brighter.
___________________________________
By @spacey_432
Thumbnail by NerNot1
x.com/NerNot1
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gamejolt.com/games/outertale/643082
discord.gg/FFJ3j6AhAE

122 | Relief

THIS WAS MADE ON FL MOBILE!!!
GOD THIS IS SOOO OLD MAN WHAT THE FUCK

just gonna reupload here any of the old songs that used to be on this acc but i deleted

MEGALOLAZING (2020)

*So here we are, human...
*...
*What you did was... not really nice...
*I just can’t understand...
*Why would you choose that path...?
*You had the chance to make new friends, to build new happy memories...
*...
*I’m so lost, human...
*This isn’t the ending any of us wanted...

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Judgement hall ambience for my US!Papyrus fight take. Also maybe can be used in mid of battle as "The choice" replacement. Feel free to use this, just ask me in comments or on Discord!

CREDITS:
Sprite link: pixelartmaker.com/art/ba320b8c7737b77
Thumbnail, writing & music by me

(R!Underswap) heartbreaking thoughts...

Down and Out

You know what I'm sayin?

It's kind of the new slang around here.

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 3: Oppapyrus Style

overkill.

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