Spamton (Cover)

Prebrand from TaleTwelve visits Noah's house on a Thursday evening...

*Howdy stranger!

"Stay away from my damn house, you're the last fucking person I want to talk to."

Original track by DJTOB3
Official TaleTwelve OST @taletwelve

Howdy Stranger (My Take)

*HUMAN.
*I THOUGHT WE COULD BE GREAT FRIENDS.
*BUT YOU HAD TO THROW THAT AWAY.
*...
*YOU KNOW WHAT.
*I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT YOU MAY HAVE NOT BEEN THE ONE WHO GAME ME THOSE LAXATIVES.
*IT WAS PROBABLY SANS TO BE HONEST.
*SO I'LL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE.
*...
*[You hold your hand out to Papyrus.]
*OH. YOU WANT A HANDSHAKE?
*[You present a bottle of laxatives.]
*...
*Fuck you.
*Fuck you.
*Fuck you.
*I'm done with your fucking shit you little bitch.
*You have caused me so much fucking pain.
*My asshole will never be the same again.
*Fucking kill yourself.
*RIGHT NOW.

(heavily inspired by @haloboi3-yessirry's revenge and dustbelief takes.)

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 2: The toilet is gone now. I am restrained no longer.

*hey papyrus.
*what's takin' you so long in the bathroom?
*[Sans steps into the bathroom.]
*...
*uh.
*whoops.
*did i walk in on something?
*YES SANS.
*I WAS TRYING TO MURDER THIS ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK.
*YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD.
*woah there paps.
*language.
*I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
*...
*uh.
*papyrus, what the hell.
*this really isn't like you.
*...
*y'know what.
*i think i see what's goin' on.
*(Sans turns to you.)
*want some help, kid?
*(Papyrus looks pissed.)
*...
*DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING?
*THIS BURNING, BLOODY HUMAN?
*...
*THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME.
*I HAVE ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER.
*...
*Sans.
*If you don't leave right now.
*...
*I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR LITTLE FUCKING USELESS BODY RIGHT IN HALF.
*I'LL SHOVE YOUR PELVIS SO FAR DOWN YOUR FUCKING SKULL.
*THAT WHEN YOU TRY TO SHIT FROM INCREDIBLE PAIN AND FEAR.
*YOU'LL FUCKING SING MEGALOVANIA.
*...
*TL;DR: Eat shit, you lazy apathetic fuck.

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 3: Oppapyrus Style

* HEY H EY HEY!!!
* [[Howdy Stranger]]!!
* DO YOU WANT A [[Free ]] TICKET TO           ??!
* LET'S MAKE A DEAL'S!!!

Spamton if he was in TaleTwelve.

* DON'T > FORGET!!!

Original by @dr-fansong-thing

CREATIVE FREEDOM

This is the "Kris the Anything Muppet" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton takes the role Spamton!

* To: Kris
* Subject: Important Announcement
* I am seconds away from shooting myself directly in the head.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Spamton the Salesman of All Things

This is the "YO BUDDY," replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Follow-up
* I always keep my promises.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Hey there Kris! What's the name? It's me, Spamton. That's

This is the "Bluescreen" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Friends
* Since when did either of us ever need friends? All I need is to increase my sales, and all you need is to buy what I'm offering. Neither of us need friends. Neither of us need their help. Neither of us need Michael. Don't trust what that man has to say to you, he'S NOTHING BUT A FILTHY FUCKING CRIMINA
* [Domain Not Found]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Domain Not Found

This is the "Iron Lungs" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* The faint buzzing of the lights permeates your very being.
* Despite the calm atmosphere, an impeding feeling of dread starts to well up within you.
* ...
* They better pay overtime here.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Overtime

This is the "Desync" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Freedom
* We did it, Kris! We have finally earned the freedom we so utterly deserve! Is what I would have said... However, the contracts I am bound to have not yet expired. And they never will expire, as I have indefinitely signed my soul away... Although... Kris, you have a soul, correct? Perhaps you could let me... borrow... it!
* ...
* Or... would you rather have me TAKE IT BY FORCE??? GET READY FOR A CRASH COURSE IN FOLLOWING ORDERS, YOU MOTHERFU
* [Error 400: Bad Request]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - 400 Bad Request

This is the "GIGA プリン" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". It's heavily inspired by @thejoker's remix of Giga Pudding.

* To: Kris
* Subject: ██████
* This is my game now.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - MY שפּיל

Song from a cancelled Deltarune mod I was working on.

My Snowdin Town

Pedro.exe is so peak...

(This is actually the instrumental to a Pedro.exe FNF song my friend had me make for them but SHHH SHHHH NO FNF... NO... Plus the vocals kinda sucked anyway I'm not posting that shit LOL.)

Pedro.exe Battle Theme

* IN THE NAME OF - Thou bounteous Giver of the light - !!!
* WE WON'T LET YOU BREAK FREE!!!

(A self-insert "A Feral Beast Attacks!". Original by @dr-fansong-thing)

Spontaneous Glass Breakage

* WELL WELL WELL... IF IT ISN'T THE LIGHTNERS!!!
* REAL BOLD OF YOU TO SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND 'ERE...
* AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO US!!!
* DIDJA REALLY THINK UNPLUGGING WOULD GET RID OF US FOR GOOD?
* WELL NEWS FLASH; IT DIDN'T!!!
* BUT ENOUGH TALK.
* IT'S TIME TO CAPTURE SOME LIGHTNERS!!!
* HAEHAEHAEHAEHAE!!!

TENNA

* muaHAHAHAHAHAHA...
* now THAT was funny.
* didn't that SCARE you, human...?
* put you on the EDGE OF YOUR SEAT...?
* SHIVER your TIMBERS...?
* ...
* come on.
* at least a little bit...?
* ...
* sigh...
* i never get any respect around here.

the EVIL and SPOOKY papyrus.

* AYE!!!
* Whaddya Think Your Doin', Buddy?
* Your Supposed To Be On Watch, Y'Know.
* For Human "Goons" on OUR Turf...

* yeah yeah, whatever.
* it's just no fun when i don't get to use my special abilities...
* my keen sense of SCARING anyone i meet!
* SCARING them. to DEATH.

* Do Ya' Really Think I Care?

* of course.

* ... 
* I Betta' Not Catch Ya' "Slackin' Off" Again.
* Or Else...
* Heh...
* Your In For A "Bad Time".

* ...

* Ciao!

'Ere Comes Sans!

* SO YOU'RE A LIGHTNER, HUH...?
* HUH...
* HOWZABOUT YOU PROVE IT...
* ...
* TURN AROUND.

TURN AROUND.

* GOOD, GOOD!!!
* I BET YOU'RE FEELIN' HUNGRY AFTER THAT LONG JOURNEY, EH...?
* SO WHADDABOUT SOME GOOD GRUB IN YA TIME OF NEED?
* ONLY 5 LIL' SMACKEROONIES!!!
* DEAL?
* ...
* I swear on my life.

Junkle.

* WHOOPS.
* LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOOLAH'S TOO BIG FOR ME TO ACCEPT...
* I DIDN'T SAY "LIL" FOR NOTHIN', PAL!!!
* GUESS WE DON'T GOT A DEAL AFTER ALL!!!

MAYBE YOU CAN

* LOOK, BUDDY.
* IF IT WASN'T FOR WHAT HE TOLD ME.
* YOUR SOUL WOULD'VE BEEN RIPPED CLEAN OUT OF YOUR BODY FROM THE MOMENT YOU STEPPED INTO THAT ALLEYWAY.
* ...
* That was...
* I'M JUST MESSIN' AROUND WITH YA!!!
* THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A PAYING CUSTOMER!!!

Where it Rains

* Oh.
* I know exactly what you did now.
* ...
* YOU DIRTY, DIRTY, CREATURE.
* YOU DESERVE EVERY OUNCE OF KARMA THAT'S COMING TO YOU.

Undercooked

* Hell's roar bubbles from the depths.
* The game is rigged.

REVOLTOMANIA

this isnt really for any specific take, but it is inspired by uthh

Mista' Eye Guy ~ Tenna!

stuck inside GASTER Verse

This song is dedicated to @cambutcooler and their Pipeline contribution, Deltarune; Cam's The Same Same Same Other Puppet. For yet again, this is the "Krystal, Dreamer of All Dreams" theme for my project. It is named "Deltarune" Sam's The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Some day's, I think about the Gooning soul. So I needed to create it repeatedly.
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GOON LOG No. 2481:
Yo buddy! Welcome to this Ol' Saloon.
(Sigh... My home is gone... All I have is my right to Goon...)

Krystal "Pipeline" Dreamer: Uhmm... Awkwaaard!

GOON LOG No. 2482:
Want a drink? Well... Too bad... I do not work here, you know!
(Wait a minute... Oh me oh my... Well. I think I might just lose my 582 year long edging competition to this one... Aha!)

Krystal "Pipeline" Dreamer: Well... I don't really drink buuut... That just happened!

GOON LOG No. 2483:
Now look. I know this is unrelated but... I am not in the best shape today or days before too. And that is... Well... I may need your help right now.
(I Pull's out Dingaling)

Krystal "Pipeline" Dreamer: Errr... He's right behind me, isn't he?

GOON LOG No. 2484:
+1 Attachment (swingalingdingaling1.png)
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Every single thing is created by me because I am the Pipeline Grandfather.

Spamgooner Maximous: The Goonster of All Lifetimes - [Deltarune Sams The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

[From cancelled, unnamed DELTARUNE Chapters "parody".]

* (The creak of the vessel below wakes you with a start.)
* (...)
* (A cargo ship.)
* (A blackened sea surrounds you... Horns blare in the distance...)
* (Other ships...?)
* (...No.)
* (Something's gone horribly off-course.)

* ...KRIS!

⏵Sea of Horns

[From cancelled, unnamed DELTARUNE Chapters "parody".]

* Aho! Welcome to the Island, Be-Loved Lighties!
* Glad to finally have you all in here after such a wait...
* Oh, it almost slipped out my train of thought, but...
* No greeting is complete without...

* Uh. Your name...?

* No no... A good night gift! Here, here! Each of you... Take one of my horns, it's my treat just for you!

* HEY hold on a second that's NOT-

* Oh, and when you reach the capital...
* Tell them TENNA sent you...!
* They will understand just what you are here for...

⏵Be-Lover Tenna!

[From cancelled, unnamed DELTARUNE Chapters "parody".]

* (Current flies through the surrounding wires.)
* (Every step leaves a bitter taste in your mouth... Literally.)
* (You are filled with the power of battery acid leakage.)

⏵Bitterstain

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* VARIK- Err... NARAH!
* WELCOME
* WELCOME TO MY DARK ARENA.
* ARE YOU SCARED...?
* Ha ha! You SHOULD be.

[You equipped the @1jayze guard]
[You are filled with a neogothic power... Your very @hallohack compels you.]

* DARK ARENA (A UTHH Gaster Megalo) [Ft. MATEO SANCHEZ]

Ice Skating

You know what I'm sayin?

It's kind of the new slang around here.

overkill.

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