Final Concept. We would like to thank Everything and Everyone for your time sharing the experience we compiled for you all! 

Everything Everyone

Mitchell: "Just finished up and posted the full album!" Tidus: "With the final track on it?"                                   Mitchell: "Yep!".                                                                  Tidus: "We just saved so many people with our music! They will be safe from black holes now!".                      Mitchell: "Absolutely!".   High Fives all around !!!!!!!! Theoretically, you can thank us later!                                                  This LP holds a combination of the recent two EPs released: Synthetic Madness and Computer Land. Including a special Bonus track that ties them both together in a neat little package for your sweet eardrums to unwrap! Waiting for you inside this Duology are track by track instructions on how to survive the traversal of a black hole. We are continuing onto a new project soon. The school year is getting started so keep your ear to the ground for our next musical mission! A big thanks to all of our listeners and to all the great artists we have met on this platform especially! We hope you enjoy the finished Project!         -TATWD 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

How To Survive A Black Hole (The Complete Duology)

 It is sorta like... An Audio-graphic Novel.  Each text form narration is accompanied by the soundscapes in the track. The narratives follow the omniparalleled adventures of Cooper Climbs, Little Funny Jackie and Bobbie. Three transdimensional cats that can change form and perform fantastical feats from use of their wizard technology. Come on a brief adventure with us as we follow the intrepid cat crew through a gargantuan house, liquid time, and virtual quantum reality!   -Our highest praise and thanks goes out to The Mothership. Who is such a good sport with the two of us. Who's patience has been tested endless times and often prevailed. You are a great inspiration to us both. The life giver mother turtle: Iris Udell!   .... and with the massive deficit we now have in gratitude we have just enough thanks to also thank all of you who have chosen to be our musical test subjects! It only hurts a little bit, we pwomise!

Cooper Climbs World & Little Funny Jackie & Bobbie Too!!!

This Playlist will compile every collaboration we do with other artists under this concept. If you are interested please message us requesting a Sleep Chamber! For those that have their work available be prepared to join the chambers of sleep in due time... *maniacal laughter "

Chambers Of Sleep (Collaboration Collection)

produced on the highly controversial and advanced VTech KidiStar DJ Mixer by Mitchell and Tidus Udell. layering complex styles and pushing the envelope of how we audibly process electricity in its raw elemental form. 

WCPIOP {original}

Grank {original}

Turtles All The Way Down {original}

You will revive in one second.
You will see the evil Shell.
Enter the dimension.
Experience your DOOM.

Mad Man's Madness

You choose to die when your a die.
You roll yourself on the table.
You land on 6,
Then a 6,
and a 6.
I forgot what I landed on.
I was the die.
And I lost my memory.
Those years were perfect.

Tryangle

90's Guy feat. Mother

Stale Pi

My Portal Hand

Fearful Harmony

He Bumped His Head

Featuring Iris Udell reading a segment from
Dangerous Games To Play In The Dark
By:  Lucia Peters

Brain Like A Plastic Bag

I live on a rock
I'm living on a rock and I'm speaking to you.
Plain and simple, I don't know why
But it is.
Goodbye! I want to see you again one day!

Herheherherher
(Fly buzzing noises)
It sounded like a.....
(Fly buzzing)

Second Senceology
I can do it 
(Fly buzzing)
Stupid Flies!
It's almost over .......

Envoy Of Flies

Ice Prisim(on)

Dedicated to a darling friend and prolific unread author Aaron Garcia (Holland Cope) You will be missed, you crazy SoB. To Mark Ballen, who's legacy of living art continues to live on in the hearts of so many you inspired by simply existing. A big shout out to Weather Radio!  

What Remains

🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

I Dood It!!!

{He zooms through space like an irradiated Ham}

(Book of Enoch Chapter 11)
"These individuals led me to the fourth heaven, unveiling the continuous courses and the radiant beam of sunlight and moonlight.
I examined their paths, compared their luminance, finding that the sun's brilliance surpassed that of the moon.
the sun, like a swiftly passing wind, revolves on wheels without pause, ceaselessly alternating between day and night.
Four significant stars accompany it's journey, each with a thousand stars beneath it to the right, and four thousand stars beneath to the left, totalling eight thousand, forever proceeding along the sun.
During daylight, fifteen myriad angels attend to it, while a thousand angels do so during the night.
Six-winged beings accompany the angels before the sun's wheel, entering the fiery flames. A hundred angels kindle and set the sun ablaze."

(Book of Enoch Chapter 16:2)
"First and second gates: Thirty-one days each
Third gate: Thirty days
Fourth gate: Thirty days
Fifth and sixth gates: Thirty-one days each 
Seventh gate: Thirty days
Eighth gate: Thirty-one days 
Ninth gate: Thirty-one days
Tenth gate: Thirty days
Eleventh gate: Thirty-one days 
Twelfth gate: Twenty-eight days."



Irradiated Space Ham

Created in the back seat of a Subaru Forester en route to Portland Oregon By Mitchell and Tidus Udell.

This Boat Has Legs

"What is a Compucoptor?" One might ask
A better question is
"Who is the Compucoptor?"
and
"How do we appease them?"

Compucoptor Reigns

Computer Land

Return Of The Compucoptor

The anti-spaghettification process commencing in 3... 2... 1...

Apply the bracelets on your ankles 
Apply the bracelets to your wrists

Commencing Spaghettification Negation in 3... 2... 1...

You never know 
Where time goes

You have entered the black hole
Congratulations! You made it!

You never know
Where time goes

Spaghettification Negation (or How I learned to stop worrying and love the black hole)

Enter: A Dynamic Duo the likes none have ever seen; Little Funny Jackie and Cooper Climbs enter the scene. They decided that today was a special day. Today, they explored the time sink in their home. They start goofing around as they usually do when liquid time begins to pour from the faucet! Our first track encapsulates the events that follow and kick off the Saga yet to unfold. Will they make it out of this predicament? Meet more friends? Make enemies? Eat chicken? 
Let's find out together!


En:Finite

Little Funny Jackie 😺 he is a very tiny cat
Cooper Climbs 😺🪜 he is also a tiny cat that turns into a ladder
They get into all sorts of trouble 

Bobbie 😺 she is also tiny cat
she gets caught eating chicken from Little Funny Jackie's plate!

They spend most of the day exploring the time sink.
Suddenly, the liquid time turns on!
Little Funny Jackie almost gets washed down the sink but Cooper Climbs gets there in the nick of time for LFJ to climb out! 
That was a close one fellas!
They meet up with Bobbie. She is caught red handed eating chicken off of Little Funny Jackie's plate!
Oh, Bobbie! Always up to no good just like your two fellow felines!
Now that all three are together who knows what trouble they could get into!


Sink Satisfying

Using their cat skills, Little Funny Jackie and Bobbie climb Climbs as a ladder safety distanced from the running time sink... Where they encounter... 
The Toilet Monster! 
They filled it with paper towels till it overflowed 
the Toilet Monster was not done yet!
Cooper Climbs gets chewed up in the process but luckily Little Funny Jackie and Bobbie use wizard technology to repair Cooper Climbs with all his memories in tact. watch out guys the Toilet Monster is still after you!
He swallows the three brave cats whole!!!
They hang out for a little bit in the monster belly because it's not so bad in there. They hung out for some time because they had nothing better to do!
They get bored and eventually escape!
The Toilet Monster is soon vanquished for good!
Three cheers for the three brave, troublesome, fantastical tiny cats!!!
Oy Oy Oy


Hyper Wizard Technology

Throw nothing away!
A mistake is one branch in a streak of lightning. One end is bound to make connection.
What you create is not a mistake.
What comes out the first time is the most
honest and sincere to your heart.
The good and the bad.
So know your heart.
Throw nothing away.

This follows our intrepid trio in a segment of past and present:

From the villain arc of Captain Qronos
To his soul's imprisonment inside of Cooper Climbs!

His Fight in Climbs body against Little Funny Jackie who hesitantly has to fight back against his BEST FRIEND! For his sake he has to save Cooper Climbs!

Obviously Little Funny Jackie saves Cooper Climbs.
Even so, Qronos' soul vanishes.

And guess what? Bobbie gets caught eating chicken off Little Funny Jackie's plate once again!!!
Stay tuned for the last episode 
where they all live happy every after.
(Then you find out it's not really the end!) *Late Spoiler Alert*

Keep Mistakes (Little Funny Jackie Saves Cooper Climbs From Captain Qronos' Possession)

When a High Five becomes a Bye bye.
In the latest adventure Bobbie is playing Blocks on the computer when she finds a gray garden with a Stomper in it. She is absorbed into the computer. Little Funny Jackie and Cooper Climbs can't find Bobbie and as they are putting up missing posters all over the house they place one on Bobbie's computer and they are also absorbed.
They all three work together to defeat the Stomper. They activate kid mode and fly to Bobbies video game home where a Chicken God awaits them.
The Chicken God incapacitates Little Funny Jackie and Cooper Climbs.
Bobbie comes to the rescue and grows in size till she is big enough to eat the Chicken God.
They are safe once more this time; with Bobbie eating the chicken being the saving grace! Little Funny Jackie and Bobbie have to carry Cooper Climbs to someplace safe fast! Cooper Climbs begins fighting a familiar fever coming over him. Has Qronos returned????
Good Job everyone! Until next time?




Blocks In The Garden (High Five-Bye Bye)

After Bobbie Consumes the Chicken God 
All Hell breaks loose in our reality causing a storm that shattered fragments of our Space-time releasing random bouts of falling fauna. The following track contains all the peculiar precipitation events that happened over fractured places and times. 
It also follows the banter between Bobbie and Little Funny Jackie as Cooper Climbs hears their familiar voices while Fighting another feverish battle against the spirit of Captain Qronos once more...
He dreams of watching his two dear friends goofing around as he observes in silent gratitude such a beautiful moment. Around him mountains of books and cloths. Upon a giant plush mattress they express their most natural leisure. But this is all a dream. Outside Climbs' body the dreaded figure of Qronos begins to form. Returning from his spiritual remission like a stubborn cancer.


All Those Things That Fell From The Sky(Feat. The Mothership)

What is there to say that hasn't yet been said?
Silly question actually, because there is just a little further to go before another end.
Little Funny Jackie and Bobbie get to Mr. T.V. an old ally that knows what dimension to find Cooper Climbs cure. It leads to an ice Prisim dimension that holds Captain Qronos' skeleton. 
Qronos' soul gains power once more but only for a brief moment because the three cats use their sacred wizard technology and martial arts to kick his butt into total sub molecular nanoblivion. A new portal opens to their home planet, the planet sized house in the dimensions of the gods. Home.

If you haven't caught on yet, this is definitely The End. But is it really??? Really???

Mr. T.V.

This is the True Intermission.
We have had loads of fun, danger and adventure this far.
After the defeat of Captain Qronos once and for all Little Funny Jackie, Cooper Climbs and Bobbie have returned to Home Planet In the Dimensions of the Gods where the second half of our Saga will commence.
They envision their arrival, where they will be given large plates of chicken from the chicken cabinet as a hero's welcome.
What bizarre events will come next? Knowing our three rowdy and curious cats we are in for quite the journey! 
Stay Tuned!
-TATWD

True Intermission

Ok, to be honest, we are really bad at following rules and we might have taken a small break from our break to stretch those creative muscles. No rule in the universe can stop the urge to groove. Against our 'better judgement ' the groove always wins. All hail Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard! A time traveling Proconsul Ape with mysterious powers he divined while meditating the curdling of life's milk. He is as wise as he is misunderstood. He doesn't exist anywhere else but in the minds of those that have read about his existence. Be mindful of Dave as he keeps your reality in balance now. 
He intercepts the three cats en route to Home Planet to give them time to be emotionally prepared for the very concerning news. It's about Home... He would rather not tell them with words and ushers them forward to discover they had forgotten to turn off the liquid time sink, the toilet monster was overflowing from its defeat and the entire planet was now a time Ocean!! 🌊🏖️ No time to hit the beach my friends! What will they do to fix this mess?!?!?! 


Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Little Funny Jackie springs into action!
Using his wizard technology he opens his cat jaws wide and begins to drink up the entire time ocean! Bobbie and Cooper Climbs stare on in amazement as Dave the Magical Cheese Wizard tries to dial in galactic frequencies that will assist Little Funny Jackie with cosmic vibrations. A Mexican AM Radio station is pulled through. eventually....
Home Planet is safe! But at what cost?!?! Little Funny Jackie is now floating upon a vast ocean of time deep within his unconsciousness. His eyes growing wide as he begins to recognize the nature of eternity! The only thing keeping his Temporal stability are the righteous vibes from the AM Radio frequency link. Something must be done before the frequency passes and Little Funny Jackie is in deep water for real!
Bobbie takes a deep breath and floats towards her unconscious and brave friend. She knows what to do...

He Drank Up All The Water

Bobbie begins to recite an aeon old wizard tech incantation: The Whale's Lullaby. The only known spell in the universe that specifically dis(re)places any amount of matter back to its originating source. With Little Funny Jackie now in respite of existential collapse we can all breathe easy once more. The three cats arrive on Home Planet. Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard shares a big plate of chicken with them from the chicken cabinet and bids them farewell. There are other realities he must attend to after all...
The troublesome trio finally get a chance to take a well deserved cat nap! 
The Dimensions of the gods is not an all chaotic or tranquil place... It's somewhere in between. Always stuck in the middle. Some might tell you when you are here you feel the overwhelming tug of the oppositions in the background always. These three?!?! They are too busy dreaming and doing and have no room in their time for cosmic tug-of-war. Come along with us on our next adventure,  doubt it will happen no sooner than expected! Or, and you know how it goes, this could actually be the end???🦗🦗🦗

Bobbie's Song (Whale's Lullaby) Feat. Mothership

Within the soft slumber of the cat trio something begins to take form. Their omniparalleled  audio portal begins to stir... And as the words begin to take form an entity thought long lost to other realities begins to take form!
The Compucoptor has chosen it's spawn point and it just so happens to be over the lazy heads of our dreaming cat crew!
Sure! It's quite alarming to be awaken from your slumber by  a creature from the previous unrelated album! What was to be done?
Well it's rather simple really. Everyone knows that in the Dimensions of the gods there is only one way to settle a dimensional breach B&E; with a dance off, obviously! The Compucoptor has some sick moves but could never hold a flame to even one of the cats solo. It had to take on all three. It wasn't a pretty sight, for the Compucoptor that is. Little Funny Jackie, Cooper Climbs and Bobbie engage their rhythmic motion arsenal. Have a little pity for the poor creature, fresh out of spawn, in the wrong place at the right time. Fare well! 

<Hollowglam>!!!The Compucoptor Respawns!!!

Our first ever collaboration and we couldn't have asked for for a better fit than   https://soundcloud.com/seguyaviviana?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing ! Big up and all the thanks to you for doing this project with us! An absolute honor! Look forward to more projects in the future.

*Additional audio clip from Galaxy Of Terror

Sleep Chamber Eight Feat. Seguya Viviana

The definitively final story and track for this Album! We hope you all have enjoyed this journey as much as we have! If not then kick rocks! 🪨 
At least that is what Little Funny Jackie would say. But they are not here at the moment. They have left this entire collection on record for the answering machine. Please leave a message. The trio have continued on with their dimension hopping and continue to live happily ever after, longer than anyone of us mortals will ever survive. 
This concludes this project as we look towards more to yet be discovered. New reasons to laugh, new reasons to cry... New reasons to stay up past our scheduled bed times. 
Thank you all! 
-TATWD

EndFinity

Father (38) and Son (6) combining and offering up two generations of Dimorphic soundscOpes for the holes on the side of your head, any of them... we are not picky. We present to the general public our musical stylings.

Turtles All The Way Down

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