Name: Dual comando by Mocal
Duration: 5 min 44 s
Description: you are not supposed to fuck with a good thing..I say I'll piss on the Mona Lisa and say its art as well

you are not supposed to fuck with a good thing..I say I'll piss on the Mona Lisa and say its art as well

Dual comando

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Rip in Time

There Are Devils In Most Hells

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Nyantasy

Monster (cover)

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[Intro]
Sue, sue, sue, sue, sue, sue
I'm Maddox, it's my court case
I'm gonna party like it's my court date
Pretend fans are property like in my court case
I'll probably end up getting fucked on my court date

[Hook]
You can find me in LA, still pretending life's okay
Look buddy I got the stats if you're into lame debates
You should pick up my new book, even though it's getting hate
People say it's all recycled but I think it's pretty great
I shilled some leather goods but I guess they never shipped
My show is real dry, I don't bring in funny bits
I'm into watching bulls givin' m'lady some dick
No that doesn't mean I'm gay, I just think it's cool as shit

[Verse 1]
When I pull up out front, you hear the bike bell ring
If you tell me I'm the best, I'll reward you with a ding
Suckers heard I need an app, then they wanna be my friend
Low-balled him at 30 Gs, he said yes and shook my hand
But homie, nothing's changed: views down, memes up
I hear Sean over there, hey buddy, "Bitch, get fucked!"
If you waaatch me sue you'll mistake me for the angel of death
Or a weird babaduke, 'cause I dress for success
My old fans in the comments sayin', "Maddox, you lost."
They hate me, I want 'em to love me like they love goss
Filed in New York, Rekieta'll tell you I'm loco
The plan is to make myself a super rich cuckold
I'm focused, man, Dick's money on my mind
20 mil' on the line, it's apostrophe time
Now Jane Doe she's eating my snacks, she's spendin' my madbux
But she aids me in my quest to destroy that guy Madcucks

[Hook]
You can find me in LA, still pretending life's okay
Look buddy I got the stats if you're into lame debates
You should pick up my new book, even though it's getting hate
People say it's all recycled but I think it's pretty great
I shilled some leather goods but I guess they never shipped
My show is real dry, I don't bring in funny bits
I'm into watching bulls givin' m'lady some dick
No that doesn't mean I'm gay, I just think it's cool as shit

[Bridge]
My fans, my show brought Dick the dough
That bought him all his fancy things
His house, his news, his Sean, his spoons,
Look Dick, I am suing you 'cause I'm insane.

[Verse 2]
You dickheads love it, way more than you hate it
Your lawyers laugh? Magana should fear Maddox the plaintiff
My guy barely passed the bar and he really can't write
But listen guys he's great when it comes to dog bites
Dare me to be a petty little bitch? It's on
The Greek and Peach on my twitch, blurred them out - they're gone!
If the dumpster's on fire, let the motherducker burn
If you're talkin' 'bout my Youtube Station, I ain't concerned
My buddy Tim said "Youssa bitch you should wise up"
Fuck the fans I'll double down and watch the money dry up
I will go after your job if you drop hot memes.
Not a personna - this is me.

[Hook]
You can find me in LA, still pretending life's okay
Look buddy I got the stats if you're into lame debates
You should pick up my new book, even though it's getting hate
People say it's all recycled but I think it's pretty great
I shilled some leather goods but I guess they never shipped
My show is real dry, I don't bring in funny bits
I'm into watching bulls givin' m'lady some dick
No that doesn't mean I'm gay, I just think it's cool as shit

Madoff in da club

Support a starving autist.  More weird sex tips over at https://www.patreon.com/kendollinhide
#myinflatablegimpsuitsprungaleakandineed2bucksforapatchkit

Fuck the Dick tips I'm a sexpert watch me drop a verse
The following is the best sex ed class in the universe
The stats I have may be a little different than what you saw
But trust me I humped 20 million women out in Utah

First things first you gotta go and find yourself a lady
Myself I tend to like 'em real flat-chested and crazy
Invite 'em over to your crib and tell 'em to relax
Recite a chapter from your book and offer them some snacks

Cop a couple feels hot 'n' heavy to the max
Make her sign the dotted line "What's it say?" That she won't sleep with Dax
Paperwork is done.  This is going good.
Now you're gonna wanna go to finger town on her urethra hood

"Wait a minute, is there something that you're missing?
What about the clit?" Eww they use that thing for pissing!
Don't interrupt I get the tang 'cause I'm the fucking man
And all the ladyboys love it when I cup their bags of sand

Chip away at her defenses but if you can't make a dent
Tell her that you're famous and you'll pay her fuckin' rent
Tyrone's scent lingers on her boy I hope she won't be showering
I cannot stress this enough getting cucked is so empowering

If you wanna keep your girl around boy I got the knowledge
Never finish her just like a math degree in college
Leave that job for the bulls they're more sexually inclined
You can watch from the closet get the kind that has the blinds

I could fuck my girl myself but I just don't have the time
And I like it in the shadows I can have a little cry :*(

The Best Sex Ed In The Universe

Big Hoppe (Alt-Cap Edition)

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LYRICS 
Yo, I'll tell you bought I bought, what I really, really bought
So tell me what you bought, what you really, really bought
I'll tell you what I bought, what I really, really bought
So tell me what you bought, what you really, really bought
I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he)
I bought a $30,000 shitty voting website

If you wanna hurt your brain, listen to sadcast
If you wanna get with Jane, you just have to ask
Now don't go wasting this cuckold's time
Buy a couple madbucks we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I bought, what I really, really bought
So tell me what you bought, what you really, really bought
I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he)
I bought a $30,000 shitty voting website

If you wanna be my lawyer, you gotta sue all Dick's friends
Goss can't last forever, let's sue them 'til it ends 
If you wanna be my lawyer, you have got to skim
My e-mails are quite lengthy, but that's the way it is

"$20,000.00 per plaintiff"
Wow that's such a good deal
"Says here you're suing Madcucks, are you for real?"
Here's my first payment, I'll give you a try
But if you get too yappy #landaubites

I'll tell you what I bought, what I really, really bought
So tell me what you bought, what you really, really bought
I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he)
I bought a $30,000 shitty voting website

If you wanna be my lawyer, thank me for the snacks
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, here have some crackerjacks
If you wanna be my lawyer, you have got to skim
This lawsuit is a doosey, it's 53 pages

So, here's the story from ants to aids
You wanna sue with me, you better listen carefully
We got "Ken in the place with leather in your face"
Heather's real bored "I type on the keyboard"
Jane D. stays here for free "Is she a real lady?"
Hehe...you'll see ;)

Slam your lawsuit down, sue everyone in town
Slam your lawsuit down, sue everyone in town

If you wanna be my lawyer, you gotta risk getting disbarred
Don't worry about typos, apostrophes' are hard
If you wanna be my lawyer, you have got to fib
Quote satire out of context 'cause that's the way we'll win

If you wanna be my lawyer
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Sue, sue, sue, sue

Slam your lawsuit down, sue everyone in town
Slam your lawsuit down, sue everyone in town
He, he, he, he, he
Slam your lawsuit down, sue everyone in town
Slam your lawsuit down and hehehe *scoff*

If you wanna be my lawyer

[Parody of Wannabe by Spice Girls]

Wannabe My Lawyer

Dogbite Landcow is Your LOLyer

LYRICS
Hey it's Lorde Mathew, here to plug my show
I won't answer questions that the Dickheads want to know
Don't bring up the calling schools or if I've kissed Jane Doe
I have some more rules, let's get these cucks all in a row

I understand that Dickheads think that Sadcast is the worst
I'm going to change your mind but first things first
I've laid out my demands, no sneaky tricks or riddles
I trust you'll have that bowl of 97 red skittles?

Thanks mate, that's great, next item on the list
I've typed them all up I think you guys get the gist
Demand #27, check the reddit post
I won't be just a guest, I want "permanent co-host"

Fly me to LA, put a tent up on your lawn
I promise you and 80s girl won't have to camp too long
Just until you find yourselves a suitable apartment
Keep paying the bunker mortgage - that's not my department!

I'll need a king sized bed and a tea babe with nice crumpets
When you introduce me don't forget the doves and trumpets
We'll call our new show Dick Farts or perhaps Game Dicks maybe
I'll leave that up to you, either one is groovy baby

Hey it's Lorde Mathew, excited to be here
Glad you met my humble demands, wait where's my soy beer? 
I suppose I'll do without, we all make mistakes
Have I told you about my deluxe website upgrades?

Sadcast Media, that's where I call my home
I'm allowed to visit if I have some chaperones
I need to bring some guy who's even more unknown than me
And also that scumbag who likes to fuck with Dickheads' families

Jamie Lynn's hot, bring her back she'll cook my meals
Peach can teach me super duper sexy gaming skills
Layc drives me crazy I'm a fan of her pilates
Sriracha, ditch the greek we'll have some porgy orgy parties

My demands are reasonable, GIVE ME YOUR LADIES
80's girl must raise and homeschool all my harem babies
Sound good, Masterson? Do we have a deal?
Then I'll tell you how I love my boss so we can heal

Hey it's Lorde Mathew, thanks for having me on
And caving to demands to give me half your Patreon
This is so superb, see you next Tuesday, can't wait
There's no way this call-in could possibly blow up in my face

[Instrumental used https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXnuLX0ajss]

Reasonable Demands

Did you know that you can send me mean messages at www.patreon.com/kendollinhide I won't try to have your family torn apart?

Yo, Heather
(Yo)
Open up, Heather
(Yeah, what do you want, man?)
This bully just messaged me
(OMG are you okay?)
I don't know how this happened
(Does she have children?)
Yeah, it looks like she does
Should I just block her? I don't know what to do
(Call CPS)
Alright

Lady came in and she sent me a message
Relaying what her husband said
Picture this, I sobbing butt naked
Watching TDS in my cuck shed
How could I forget that I had
Opened up DMs last week
All these years I've been bragging how
These haterz just do not phase me

We'll get this lady fired so she doesn't have no scrilla
Follow these steps after crying in your pilla
We'll turn you from a wimpy cuck into a job killa
Then you and Lando sue her, yo I bet that you could winna
To be a true weirdo gotta be super weird
Use this pic of her, her kid and husband with the beard
Gotta let her know mean words aren't okay
Threaten to have her child taken away

But I don't even know her (Call CPS)
What if she's a good mother? (Call CPS)
Okay I'll cry to big brother (Call CPS)
But first I want some clam chowder (Call CPS)
Then I'll e-mail her employer (Call CPS)
This photoshop really showed her (Call CPS)
I'm acting like a creepy voyeur (Call CPS)
She'll be hearing from my lawyer

Lady came in and she sent me a message
Relaying what her husband said
Picture this, yo she even used curse words
Implying my career is dead
How could I forget that I'm a
Washed up e-celebrity
All these years I've been bragging how
These haterz just do not phase me

We need to try to take her parents from this little girl
Here call their local CPS give it a whirl
Don't worry it's so easy to complain, not complex
Just lie and say their babysitter's Clegg, they'll get wrecked
These haterz always drudging up old shit from the past
Comparing TDS Chad to Virgin Sadcast
For once we're going to get one over on a Dickhead
Don't let it go we'll just abuse the system instead

Are you sure I should do this? (Call CPS)
Won't it make me look stupid? (Call CPS)
K what's the number fine I'll call them(Call CPS)
Families are a big problem (Call CPS)
Her reputations will be ruined (Call CPS)
Then I'll get back to my suin' (Call CPS)
Hey by the way, this reminds me(Call CPS)
I used to work in telemarketing

Lady came in and she sent me a message
Relaying what her husband said
Cause I always cross the line with this shit
How could I forget that all my
Conversations end up leaked
All these years I've been bragging how
These haterz just do not phase me

I hope they put her kid in foster care
For the stress that she's caused
I ignore all criticism
It makes no sense at all
Dick should pay me 20 million
For the shit his fan's say
But don't hold my brand accountable
For views held by Clegg

Dual comando

Mocal

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