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Ms New Booty (Acapella)

i need to stop

DISTURBED VIP SESSION ([{RARE + UNRELEASED}])

Stay With Me Santa (Mrs. Claus' Christmas Wish)

Stay With Me Santa (Mrs. Claus' Christmas Wish) [Pop Version]

Girls Gone Wild

Sometimes I Wish People Will Read Poems With Me

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

Why do rap acapellas work so well with Snow Halation? Story at 11.

Backseat Halation

This is a free Retrowave style track. I got a melody in my med and felt like making it go from a soft, innocent melody, to a mega dark electronic track. 

This track is free for commercial use and personal use. Royalty free!

Raining Neon [CC BY-SA 3.0]

|the spirits call upon you|

new album "birhtright"
plusol.bandcamp.com/album/birthright

Sometimes I Wish People Will Read Poems With Me

iknowhatimdoingright?