Sometimes you just gotta make a diss track about the sitting Vice President of the United States. This is one of those times

LYRICS:
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the 49th Vice President of the United States, CUMALA HAIRYDICKS

[Verse: Yung Kavanaugh]
Kamala Harris yo laugh is the worst sound 
Became vice president then faded to the background 
A pocket full of weed gets me jailed or an insane ward 
You suck donkey dick you stupid ass libtard
Ran for prez but barely put up a fight 
49th VP but I'm-a 69 your mouth tonight 
Small drug charges make us life long felons 
Black and asian? ching chong pass the watermelon 
You had to steal the election just so you could win 
Why you got a linebacker neck and a lineman chin 
Lookin like a full ass man out there on stage 
That testosterone flowin through your body probably makes you want to rage 
The one VP no true patriot can bear, 
Heard you bus a nut when Grandpa Joe sniffs yo hair *sniff sniff*

[Verse: Lil Rittenhouse]
Kamala stay silent, not speaking on Ukraine
Real world problems that you can't contain
Ain't doin shit, gonna hop on the Trump train
Dumbass donkey don't even have half a brain

Brain over beauty, but even then you fall short
First woman VP more like last resort
Runnin' the race, an equestrian sport
Donkey ran so fast, had to pull abort

[Verse: Yung Kavanaugh]
A few small drug charges, they never had a chance
You locked up a black man and did it again
And did it again
And did it again
I cannot respect you with that horsey grin
Down to our borders, you lettin everyone in
Been stuffin' your mouth, avoidin the sens
and duckin the shows
You raisin' gas prices and ducking our votes
You always be talkin' with that stuffy ass nose
As much as I hate you, you still one of the hoes
I come in the White House on my tippy toes
Could've been President but you really just sold
Lockin' up black men just really don't get old
VP hella cheeky, I call that shit Kamala Klap. 
Feds got the whole office tapped
You lowered the tax, the country where everyone sheep
VP suck my PP, ho

[Verse: Pawpaw Joe]
Hey, Kamala cracker jack! It's me Joe Biden on the track.
Gettin' you as veep is a STEAL, but the size of that grin is unreal
You're rockin with negative appeal, so listen corn pop here's the deal
Y'know I'm gonna give you some chocolate chocolate chip for that chocolate ass.
Y'know me, and Jill, and Beau, Beau Biden, we used to go by the pool and-
And-
I got hair on my leg. That's the deal.
Anyways, I'm not about to moan
But your approval rating, Kamala, is negative one three hundred million and two twenty three billion four thousand and one. Okay?
That's the deal

CUMALA HAIRDICKS - Kamala Harris Diss Track ft. Yung Kavanaugh, Lil Rittenhouse, Pawpaw Joe

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Hey you. 

Yes, you. 

You reading this right now. 

Listen closely-

No, seriously, listen in. I have something to say to you:

Fuck. You.

and I mean it, too. I really do.

CUMALA HAIRDICKS - Kamala Harris Diss Track ft. Yung Kavanaugh, Lil Rittenhouse, Pawpaw Joe

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