songs i cant get on spoofy

A KarGamRezi fansong on charango.

Heavily inspired by the fanfic "The Serenditpity Gospels" by duedlyfirearms and urbanAnchorite. Track art by duedlyfirearms

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There's a boy here lying quiet in my shadow like a prayer
he drips from every angle into colours that I wear
he wanders like an saint on predatory pilgrimage
with a grimace and a limp he puts his wrist against my cartilage

and I could separate these bones, I could pack them into prose, 
or I could hold a cancer in my soul until it overflows, 
but there is only boy and breath, gentle handprints on my chest. 
mouthing little darling, deepest, loveliest of sacrilege.

This boy of filth, he's born of Gods, 
he clutches at my flaws, he drags me from my holocaust
he takes my limbs, he wraps them around him, 
he takes my shake and takes my sick and feeds me bread and then...

these violent wall eyed dreams that mite their way into my fear of me and mine
these wines and sugars in my blood they mutter “Take your claws and climb
the inch of every pale moon love, you once swore you'd pay nevermind.”
When I am on the side of you, I'd say my gods were always lying
Lying...

There's a girl pacing around me, proselytizing parasite.
Her sick, acidic logic ridicules the ancient rite.
and when her teeth break up on me like tiny cliffs of chalk,
I crash into her canyon, lick the injuries she likes to mock.

And I could cut her down to size, It's half as hard as compromise, 
or I could watch a blind sleepwalker creep all sweet and none-the-wise,
but there is only girl and grin, curling up under my skin, 
picture you and I forgetting why we let the other in.

This judge of what, she's born of mud, 
she answers to no blood, she will not let me chew the cud.
She spits and swells, she wears her wretched well, 
she holds my soul with taxes, tolls, and takes it straight to hell. 

these violent wall eyed dreams that mite their way into my fear of me and mine
these wines and sugars in my blood they mutter “Take your claws and climb
the inch of every rotten hate, I once swore I'd pay nevermind!”
When I am on the side of you, you'd say your law was always lying.
Your law, it must be lying.
My Gods, they must be lying.
Lying...

The Gods Must Be Lying

Hologram Professor Song - Puppet History

Fuck You, Eridan- Broadway Karakat Lyrics

Friendleader- PhemieC

Ashe's Matryoshka english
This is not mine! 

Matryoshka English [Ashe]

Album art from: http://witnesstheabsurd.tumblr.com/post/55451677063/remember-reality-is-a-dream-the-universe-is-a

The Lab Rats - Devil's Train

Been a while since I posted on here...

Here's a fansong for the Character Josh Washington from the videogame Until Dawn. A dark, spooky, ukulele song in honor of the season. <3 Alternate Download at Tindeck.

Music/Lyrics (c) PhemieC/Hamsters

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LYRICS
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Who are you, and to what end?
Are you the doting brother, or the devoted friend?
Are you the wing-man, the helping hand, the one left over?
The watchful eye, the butterfly, the rarely sober?

So, what are you? Who's playing your role?
Are you acting, or directing? Who's in control?
The spoiled son? The killer clown? The voice that whispers?
Your therapist? Your arrogance? Your dead twin sisters?

Were they lost in the dark, did they fall from a great height?
Were they chased and torn apart, by wolves and ravens in the night?
Were they taken, were they tortured, through the water did they wade?
You only know that you're alone now, you only know that you're afraid
(You only know that you're afraid)
You only know that you're afraid
(You only know that you're afraid)
You only know
(You only know)
You only know

So, what do you fear? Is it snakes or roaches?
Do you shake, are you scared, when the storm approaches?
Is is boys with blades? Girls with guns?
is its crowds, caves or cliff-sides? Yeah, they all sound fun...

Well then, who do you hate? Is it girls who gossip? 
Is it boys, big and brave, who make you their hostage?
Is it friends who you miss, who defy description, 
who wont fight, who wont kiss, who pass out in kitchens?

Were they lost in the dark, did they fall from a great height?
Were they chased and torn apart, by wolves and ravens in the night?
Were they taken, were they tortured, through the water did they wade?
You only know that you're alone now, you only know that you're afraid
(You only know that you're afraid)
You only know that you're afraid
(You only know that you're afraid)
You only know
(You only know)
You only know...

Tell me, what have you done, where did it go wrong?
Were you kidding yourself all along?
Tell me, what will you do, if you can't be saved?
If the girls don't gossip and the boys aren't brave?

You will be be lost in the dark, now you've fallen from a great height
You'll be chased and torn apart, by wolves and ravens in the night
You'll be taken, you'll be tortured, through the water you will wade
But at least you're not alone now, soon you wont be so afraid
(What do you fear? What do you hate?)
Soon you wont be so afraid
(I hate myself, I fear my fate)
Soon you wont be so afraid
(What do you fear? What do you hate?)
Soon you wont be so afraid
(I hate myself, I fear myself)

You Only Know (Joshua's Song)

I do not own this song, it comes from Camp Camp from Rooster teeth

Better Than You - Camp Camp

Suicide Song - Bungou Stray Dogs - Dazai Osamu

Homestuck filk. An Eridan Ampora fansong I recorded with a sore throat and a headache, don't ask me why...but I kind of like the result.

Music/Lyrics(c)Hamsters/PhemieC
Homestuck(c)Andrew Hussie

((DOWNLOAD LIMIT REACHED. DOWNLOAD THIS TRACK AT <a href="http://www.muziboo.com/Hamsters/music/ugly-story/">MUZIBOO</a> :D))

~***TABS CAN BE FOUND <a href="http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr99/PhemieC/bc003f2b.jpg">HERE</a>***~

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LYRICS
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I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit
she said “grab your gun let's have some fun, share with me your perigees 
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!” 

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, 
I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen 
and put an end to  slaughter, but until then I'm keen 
on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules
but when have angels ever helped me yet?
and magic isn't real and anyway it doesn't matter 
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought 
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not 
in someones spider web or net I could be caught 
but I'm too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry?
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely
or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares
but then I guess I bored them both to death
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I'm impressed, you've managed to survive 
but rest assured we'd all be better off dead than alive 
cause when they get a-hold of us we'll all be batter fried 
and I'm surprised that nobody's considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying 
any chance of getting back on your good gills
And I don't want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple 
well then bleeding's the new breathing, don't you think I will! 

I used to wish the death of every living thing 
I might be your killer but you'd never be my queen 
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams 
I'm done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won't be overlooked  
I'm past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook 
I've made a manifesto, I've been bested by a crook, but never more! 
I'm planning on reclaiming what he took...

So what? do you want me to say sorry?
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely
or to be hatched into an ugly story
to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship
I am a prince and I live in a ship

Ugly Story

Some experimental, relaxing filk about the Post-Scratch Alpha Kids. :)

((NEW DOWNLOAD UP AT MUZIBOO http://www.muziboo.com/Hamsters/music/i-am-an-island/))

Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie
Music/Lyrics (c)PhemieC Hamsters

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I am an island, no man is an island but me
I reach out my leaves, and skillfully touch them to sea
I ship out a boat made of hope on the waves and watch as it slips below
I am an island, a island that nobody knows

I am an island, no man is an island but I'm not a man
I was raised by an ocean of creatures and brands
I give what I can of, the fruits and flowers that bloom on my skin
But when loneliness knocks, she lets herself in 

Islands don't sink, the water just rises around us
Just think, someone out there is watching the stars
but they're not the same as ours, some say they're already dead, 
and the light's only on in your head.

I am an island, no man is an island but me,
I warm all my sands by the pyre of my family tree 
I took to the tundra, I climb every mountain and fight every monster I can
to run from that long burning fire, my friend 

I am an island, no man is an island but I'm not a man
And messages in bottles feel like battering rams
In my head I'm a beacon, a pinprick of potential, birthed out of nothing but blue
And the light that I signal, it's shining for you

Islands of love, we just want somebody to touch us
Just 'cause we are distant doesn't mean we are lost
we are where we are, and whenever a visitor docks
and is stranded, it means we are not

you and I have something in common, I will try to share my island
you and I are sinking in tandem, miles apart in every direction
You and I are treading this current, both of us are doomed for certain
you and I are our own now, maybe we'll wash up on solid ground

You and I are Islands x4

Islands of fate, lately I feel the tides shifting
They're bringing us closer together to stay
The waters are rippling, a new world is taking it's shape
and tonight, our Pangaea awaits

I am an Island

Hatsune miku - rolling girl

Gypsy Bard

You Kokichi'd in the wrong neighborhood

This is my lyrical cover of The Meatball Man from Gooseworx's Little Runmo short. Lyrics are written and sung by me, music is made by Gooseworx. 

Go watch Little Runmo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErQHVUQ6QCk&t=157s

Tale Of The Meatball Man

A Beta Kids Christmas song, each stanza is a different kid. Happy Holidays folks!

Music/Lyrics (c) Me/PhemieC/Hamsters
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie 

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You call me down for Christmas cake
Although that's not a thing, I sigh
but I take a plate, I take a bite
and the look that you give me is heavy with pride

You bring me sticks that you find in the wild 
and I count every one and then hang them 
over the fire with patterns of wire and bow 
then we roll on the carpet and howl in the snow

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold

You wake me up by dumping presents 
on my bed and forcing my head 
into a hat that's red and white, 
then it's up to the roof for a snowball fight

You get the brandy and offer me some 
although we both know I'm too young 
and when I refuse you're amused then pass out 
so I turn on the reruns and watch them with you on the couch

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold
that my Christmas isn’t cold

It's the end of the day and it's way too late 
but I log in just to say “Hi!”
What's up? What did you get? What was your Christmas like?

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold
my Christmas isn’t cold (x6)
Ho, ho, ho...home.

Home

This is my lyrical cover of End of the Universe from Gooseworx's Little Runmo short. Lyrics are written and sung by me, music is made by Gooseworx. 

Go watch Little Runmo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErQHVUQ6QCk&t=157s

songs i cant get on spoofy

Monochrome Echo