●●●LYRICS●●●

INTRO:   [FY$]
I've been speaking with The Devil
In his lake of fire:
And I've just received word
He's about to retire...

GUESS WHO'S NEXT IN LINE?!!...

VERSE 1:   [FY$]
It's me!
Your soul belongs to me!
I am the beast; your King!
Author of your suffering!

I'm not a bad guy
I'm just doing my job
I hate God, love Pogs
Take Sundays off
(Yeah!)
I hate God, take Sundays off...

I! AM THE BEAST!

CHORUS:   [*DJ dad-E, **FY$]
*King Cobra, strike her gently...
**Riding upon a murder of crows!
*Whoooohwhoa, I know it's how you dreamt me...
**A dream is a dream--
**I AM THE BEAST!

**(I hate God. Take Sundays off.)


VERSE 2:   [FY$]
As you sleep, you scream
"PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!"
Ya on your knees, for that
CREAM! CREAM! CREAM...
But I only cum shadows, baby!
I! Am the CREAM!!!!!!!


CHORUS:   [*DJ dad-E, **FY$]
*King Cobra, strike her gently...
**Riding upon a murder of crows!
*I know it's how you dreamt me...
**A dream is a dream--
**I AM THE BEAST!

*(King Cobra, strike her gently.....)

**Fuck yeah!
**(EEEYAAOOOOOHHHHH!)


BRIDGE:   [FY$]
Fresh as a mutha fucka!
It's ya boi, yeah:
FRESH YOUNG DOLLA!
Chompin' at the bit! (Chompin' at the bit!)
Do ya wanna suck a Devil dick?! (Ay! Ohh!)
Chompin' at the bit! (Chompin' at the bit!)
Do ya wanna suck a Devil dick, bitch?! (OH! YEA!)

Alright, mutha fucker...
This shit's gettin' real
You wanted a Fresh Young Dolla?
You got a "CRISP BILL!"

I'm climbing the corporate ladder
I'm now a paid shill
You'll never guess what I'm sellin':

TIMESHARES IN HELL!!!!!!

I! AM THE BEAST!!!


CHORUS:   [*DJ dad-E, **FY$]
*King Cobra, strike her gently...
**Riding upon a murder of crows!
*Whoooa, I know it's how you dreamt me...
**A dream is a dream--
**I AM THE BEAST!!!

**CREAM! CREAM! CREAM!

**Yea. I hate God. Take Sundays off.

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The Quick Fix - "BUSTED" (2022) [LP]

☆DISCLAIMER:
The content of these audio recordings may contain negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people, cultures, and religious beliefs. The recorded artworks contained herein are purely satire. Due to the audio content’s coarse language, and disturbing, brutal situational contexts, the creators insist that no human being listen to these works. Ever.

© & ℗ The Quick Fix 2022. All rights of the producers and of the owners of the work reproduced reserved. Unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, public performance and broadcasting of this recording prohibited. 
All songs written and produced by DJ dad-E & Fresh Young Dolla (FY$).
All rights reserved. © & ℗ The Quick Fix 2022.

Oath of The Cobras

The Quick Fix - "BUSTED" (2022) [LP]

☆DISCLAIMER:
The content of these audio recordings may contain negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people, cultures, and religious beliefs. The recorded artworks contained herein are purely satire. Due to the audio content’s coarse language, and disturbing, brutal situational contexts, the creators insist that no human being listen to these works. Ever.

© & ℗ The Quick Fix 2022. All rights of the producers and of the owners of the work reproduced reserved. Unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, public performance and broadcasting of this recording prohibited. 
All songs written and produced by DJ dad-E & Fresh Young Dolla (FY$).
All rights reserved. © & ℗ The Quick Fix 2022.

Monsters

Pogs!!!

Remdesivir (GS - 5734)

Angels [feat. Horse Mackerel]

Yes, Madam [feat. Madam Leiz]

《●》LYRICS:

“I’m standing here with local assholes, The Quick Fix.
You’ve pissed-off everybody, gentlemen.”

DAMN RIGHT!

“The walls are closing in: You’re in the corner... What are you going to do??”

…I’m gonna whip out my REAL dick.


I ain’t in the mood mutha fuckas! (That’s right! That’s right!)
That’s all I know fo’sho… (Whip out my REAL dick!)
I ain’t in the mood mutha fucka! (*screams* Whip out my REAL dick!!)
(Awww yeeeaaa!!!)

My REAL dick comes equipped
with a scope and a grip on top of it.
Fully decked-out; I’ma ball wit it.
Put a beam on the tip, I’ma fuck ya tits. (I’ma fuck ya tits!)

Drop a dong-bomb on ya bitch and dip.
‘Deez nutz bust caps like banana clips.
I’m goin’ fully automatic on a REAL dick blitz!
I don’t fire blanks—CONGRATULATIONS!

9-months later, I got another kid,
And one more bitch with a courtesy-stitch.
Because love is war! And I’m a kind gentleman:
I’ll treat ya right, then pop ya brain with my REAL dick!

Uhh! (You gonna get what you deserve.)
Yea I’ll pop ya brain with my REAL dick! (You gonna get what you deserve--)
Take ya out to Fro-Yo, give ya soft-serve.
YA FINNA CATCH HANDS MUTHA FUCKA!
You gonna get what you deserve…
Give my thoughts and prayers to the THOTs and Playas!


Lean back! Big dick swingin’!
Pass me tha ball ‘cuz my REAL dick’s winnin’!
Goin’ waaay back! Back to the beginning:
God created my dick to keep the real world spinnin’!

Ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer REAL dick!
I said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick!
(Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)


Ya talkin’ that shit on The Quick Fix?...(WHAAAAAAT!!!)
Gonna put a blade through ya throat at’cha Mama’s crib…
Yeah, we put a bayonet on’a tip—
Another notch on the stalk of my cock for a dead snitch.

Talkin’ that shit on The Quick Fix?
I’ma fix it real quick. (Ay-yo) It’s well-known that you a bitch!
Talkin’ that shit on The Quick Fix?
I’ma fix it real quick. (Ay-yo) It’s well-known that you a bitch!

**gun fire and metal casings hit the floor** SHIT!

(Ay-yo) It’s well-known that you a bitch!
Rat-a-tat-tat! Ya ass is gonna get whacked!
(Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)
Hey! Give my thoughts and prayers to the THOTs and Playas!!!


Lean back! Big dick swingin’!
Pass me tha ball ‘cuz my REAL dick’s winnin’!
Goin’ waaay back! Back to the beginning:
God created my dick to keep the real world spinnin’!

Ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer REAL dick!
I said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick! (UHHH!!)
Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!


Got treats in my pocket for the K-9 unit…
Ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer REAL dick!
Saltpeter on my cock to keep me from doin’ it …
So come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick!

Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it!
That REAL shit!!
Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it!
My REAL dick!!

*END*

The Quick Fix - "The REAL Dick," from the debut album, "BUSTED."

© & ℗ The Quick Fix 2022. All rights of the producers and of the owners of the work reproduced reserved. Unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, public performance and broadcasting of this recording prohibited.

All songs and audio productions are written, performed, recorded and produced by DJ dad-E and Fresh Young Dolla (FY$) for The Quick Fix.

All rights reserved. © & ℗ The Quick Fix 2022.

The Quick Fix - "BUSTED" (2022) [LP]

☆DISCLAIMER:
The content of these audio recordings may contain negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people, cultures, and religious beliefs. The recorded artworks contained herein are purely satire. Due to the audio content’s coarse language, and disturbing, brutal situational contexts, the creators insist that no human being listen to these works. Ever.

The REAL Dick [feat. Horse Mackerel]

BossaNova_2023-08-02_180805657.wav

Uke2

https://on.soundcloud.com/zZjf4
SP-404 MKII

Stoplight Psychology - Uke2 (MKoussa House Remix)

Billie Eilish Song. 

Dedicated to my best friend.