Mortimer Recording Artists

Whiskey and Champagne

Whiskey and Champagne Unplugged

Hey Mr Honesty
Tall tale teller
Telln stories
Like a drunkn sailor
Your lips move'n
Lies flow
Everyone knows
Where your honesty goes

Liar liar pants on fire
Bullshit hang'n
On a telephone wire
Liar liar pants on fire
Bullshit slang'n
On a live wire

Mr Honesty Devil on your tongue
Mr Honesty damage done
Mr Honesty snake in the grass
Karma gunna kick your ass

Mr Honesty
Wink'n at the crowd
Spinning tales
Momma must be proud
Strings get tangled
Lies dont stop
That aint the way
To make dem girls panties drop

Liar liar deep fat fryer
Bullshit hang'n
On a telephone wire
Liar liar pants on fire
Bullshit slang'n
On a live wire

Fibber fony little snitch
The bigger the lie
The deeper the ditch
Tattletale tattletale
Hang your britches on a rusty nail
Fibber fibber little snitch
Blow'n smoke like a little

Mr Honesty Devil on your tongue
Mr Honesty damage done
Mr Honesty snake in the grass
Mr Honesty Karma gunna kick your ass

Liar liar mouth on fire
Bullshit slang'n
On a live wire
Mr Honesty

Mr Honesty

Heard some whispers ’bout you again
Folks talkin’ ’bout who you’re with what where when
I just sit back nod and smile
I ain’t got time for the rumor mile

Spread’n gossip you’re the subject line
A pretty red dress envy in disguise
You ain’t got nothin’ better to do
Talkin’ ’bout things that ain’t true

I don’t talk shit (I don’t talk shit)
’Bout shit that doesn’t need to be talked shit about
I don’t talk shit (I don’t talk shit)
’Bout shit that doesn’t need to be talked shit about
Keep it real keep it classy
I’m just bein’ cute and a little sassy
(I don’t talk shit) ’Bout shit that doesn’t need to be talked shit about

Gossip’s nature’s little telephone
Spreadin’ lies like a megaphone
If we burned calories when you talked shit
We’d all be supermodels that’s legit

Spread’n gossip you’re the subject line
A pretty red dress envy in disguise
You ain’t got nothin’ better to do
Talkin’ ’bout things that ain’t true

I don’t talk shit (I don’t talk shit)
’Bout shit that doesn’t need to be talked shit about
I don’t talk shit (I don’t talk shit)
’Bout shit that doesn’t need to be talked shit about
Keep it real keep it classy
I’m just bein’ cute and a little sassy
(I don’t talk shit) ’Bout shit that doesn’t need to be talked shit about

Keep my distance stay in your lane
Talkin’ your trash talkin’ insane
I’ve seen the whispers heard rumors fly
Spread’n gossip you’re the subject line

I don’t talk shit (I don’t talk shit)
’Bout shit that doesn’t need to be talked shit about
I don’t talk shit (I don’t talk shit)
’Bout shit that doesn’t need to be talked shit about
Keep it real keep it classy
I’m just bein’ cute and a little sassy
(I don’t talk shit) ’Bout shit that doesn’t need to be talked shit about

I Don’t Talk Shit

You light me up, I burn too fast
Every spark I know won’t last
Taste the danger on your lips
Sweet as sin, a counterfeit

I play immune, but crave your tune
Pull me close, then fade too soon
I can’t resist, I come undone
Hooked on you, I’m overcome

I always get high from you
Doesn’t mean I’d die for you
I’m not gonna lie to you
Unspoken
We know the game, we play it tight
Touch and go, fade out of sight
Nothing left to prove
Unspoken

Glances speak, we say too much
Every word can burn and crush
Your shadow moves inside my head
It's your touch that leaves me dead

Try to quit, but crave the thrill
Every hit, I need you still
You’re poison, yet I taste the truth
Drawn to you, I can’t refuse

I always get high from you
Doesn’t mean I’d die for you
I’m not gonna lie to you
Unspoken
We know the game, we play it tight
Touch and go, fade out of sight
Nothing left to prove
Unspoken

Maybe we're a losing bet
But I ain’t cashing out just yet
Keep me floating, keep me used
In these unspoken rules

I always get high from you
Doesn’t mean I’d die for you
I’m not gonna lie to you
Unspoken
We know the game, we play it tight
Touch and go, fade out of sight
Nothing left to prove
Unspoken

Unspoken

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