Touch-Tone Telephone x Boss of Me
(Lemon Demon x They Might Be Giants)

They Might Be On My AM Radio (Mashup)

Lay All Your Love On Me x Party Rock Anthem
(Mamma Mia! / Abba x LMFAO)

Lay All Your Love In My House Tonight (Mashup)

Touch-Tone Telephone x We Are Number One
(Lemon Demon x Lazy Town)

Cover edit assisted by Hippie Rat

We Are On Your Telephone (Mashup)

Maybe it won't get taken down this time (Firework x September & Let's Groove)

Earth, Wind & Firework (Mashup)

Hey! Thanks for checking this out! Wasn't able to get a full recording out for the Inquisition--(I got this written a little too late unfortunately) and I didn't want to rush a VA for Madeline just to get this out; so here's a snippet of the battle.

Included are Verses 2, 3, and 4. Verse 3 is still the demo, but I wanted to drop a little more than just the recorded Infinity Train parts. The final version will also extend beyond Lake's verse so... the battle doesn't end there (: Mix is also subject to change.

garbageGothic as Tulip and Lake
Mancha as Demo Madeline/Badeline
Art by Valonide
Album Art by Mancha
Beat by Kustom

Tulip:
Ughh, I don’t have time for this! Show me how to leave and I’ll show you the door!
Keep (meh meh meh meh) all you want, it’s even more meaningless than your score
And ow, check your death counter, wow, in just that one verse you’ve fallen so far
Jesus, you’d think with infinite cars that I’d find someone with articulate bars
So you’re going down, like my number (aye), you’re anything but Extremely OK
Could have avoided all of this pain if you had just stayed on the PICO-8
You started so idealistic at first, but completely fell flat when you ran into hurdles
And then you looked into the mirror and said “WHAT IF IT WAAAAS HURTFUL?!?!”

Madeline & Badeline:
… I can’t do this… That’s right, Mads, so shut up, stop tryin!
I thought you’d learned some freakin’ sense but you’re just stuck here crying!
Please… just stop… Hah! You think you’re on top? I'm floating above you!
Oh, and as for you, Tulip, why don’t you go code some parents who love you!
You’re just spitting lame raps; I’m hitting the wave dash
I went and checked your tape and it said you’re gonna stay sad!
And isn’t it insane that with every single dang fan
Your show still went and came and Max gave it a straight axe
You're sad, and look who you're talking to; The literal embodiment of straight up depression!
But you went and took from your parents so badly you straight up divorced with your own damn reflection!

Lake:
Impressive, Mads, way to show off your B-Side! Ohh, you’re so tough!
I’m really excited for fighting a whiner who’s sweating even the small stuff
You’re ever the victim like “please don’t kick me,” UGH, Madeline, what the hell
Why on Earth should we listen to you when you’re not even listening to yourself!
You’re not helpless, you’re selfish; pretending you’re worried that we’d get cut short!
You cut a guy’s afterlife into pieces when you went and ruined his last resort!
I’m MT, you’re empty! You’re dull, but I’m so chrome
Stop stalling like a gondola and just give up and go home!

Madeline vs Tulip PREVIEW - URBoF #18

Lot of scrapped content here, so I'll try to explain it all.
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WoodenHornets as Kefka
Original Kefka lyrics and beat. Eventually upgraded.

Oh dear, you want to fight me again? This is dreadful!
Time for a Vengeance attack back from the Heartless Angel
I HATE HATE HATE YOU! Try to face the Firaga I bring!
LOWER than lower than dirt, you’re such a meaningless thing!
Life...Dreams...You... These things I'm going to destroy!
Listen to the voices! They’ve prayed for the death of this annoyance!
Got a lullaby for you, since singing sends you to the cemetary!
Just remember, fighting back is completely un-Ness-essary
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Emo Owl as Giygas
Original Giygas lyrics and beat. Eventually upgraded.

The Embodiment of Evil’s on the beat to truly leave you beat
You're Earthbound for a second defeat. Now isn’t that sweet?
I feel... good… since there’s knowledge you lack
Mainly that you cannot grasp the true form of my attack
Welcome to the Devil’s Machine, where all your plots look bleak
It’s not right… Not right… that you’re pitifully weak
I’ll remake you into shit like you were Gameboy Advancing
Enjoy the infinite darkness with your mad, mad Dancing
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Dusk as Lavos
Original recording, redone.
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Justin Buckner as Majora's Wrath
Original mix of the beat.
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Pool as Metal Sonic
Original recording, redone.
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Pool as Apocolymon.
Cut character, responding to Mother Brain, Cortex, Eggman, and GLaDOS.

After millennia of waiting all the greats have entered my home
Now prepare to be eradicated by the Darkness Zone
I was involuntarily solitary with still more friends than Cortex 
And at least I wasn’t as awful as Eggman in Sonic X 
GLaDOS your program’s cancelled and soon you’ll be getting dismantled
Because you see, I’ve got a Big Bang that you can’t handle
In this rap battle you’ll never get a chance to transform
You’ll all reverse Digivolve when I release my electric storm!
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Stephen Clarke as Manfred von Karma.
Cut character, responding to Blue.

Your honor, I have an objection to this pointless conjecture!
The undefeated courtroom demon’s arrived to project his best lecture!
It’s Turnabout Goodbyes for you, Blue, you see, I’ve got the evidence
To prove that you’re a murderer, where’s your Raticate for your defense?
You’ve got no karma, no lawyer, no skill whereas I have an Edge
Worth FIVE plans of anyone hopelessly on the defendant’s bench
Cold-blooded and evil, you’ll be in an elevator, slaughtered
None of your little monsters could even face the whip of my daughter
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Maple as Nihilanth
Original recording
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Mancha as Safer Sephiroth
Cut final character, replaced with Sans.

Estuans interius [Burning inside]
ira vehementi [with violent anger]
Angel descends on one wing!
it’d be Safer not to fuck with me! (hey eddie took you long enough)
Handjobs in your Emissary?
That’s Taboo! Not permissary!
Your soul’s blacker than the Mesa Labs
Have a heart. Just take a stab!
Put an end to immortality!
Brutal Meteor Fatality!
Drop the Bass; leave him destroyed!
You’re worse than Super Tofu Boy!
This psychopath’s mutations slaughtered!
I’ll dismantle Aperture, you monster!
Demise is near, best close your eyes!
Don’t need Heroes to win this time!
Break you to your Krocodile Kore!
I, Superstar, forever more!
Inside the Planet lies your Soul
This doll now under my control!
And I shall Termina this Mask!
The clock is ticking down too fast!
A baby cries his way to heaven!
Angels clash, six can’t beat seven!
A Shadow Flare shall set you straight!
All the Bravest meet this fate!
Your downfall by your doing wrought
Too late for Savior Sephiroth
Exploding with a Supernova!
It seems your lives are JEN-OVER
Thinking you could defeat me
will be your Final Fantasy!

Kekfa Vs Giygas 2 Scrapped Content

Day 21. Original by Eddie's Rap Channel.
Day 22 Hint: third slender

This version is chiseled compared to the original and will also be featured in an episode of Rap Battle Diner.

Prepare for the era of the night terror 
Crossing eyes with a Glare at this NightmERROR
You know that I'm scarier,
I'll tear you apart like the Space-Time barrier
The Rise Of Darkrai! I make the dark cry
Got a Card to diss-Member prey with a Calm Mind
My attacks are special, while yours are confined
Boogeyman made a Bogey, I'm inclined
to remind that I'm unkind when I 
bring mind crime to mankind
you make your 8 year old fans whine
but now it seems that the stars have aligned
The rumors, they're Altru, sir
Your insides, strewn on the floor by an Uber
I see your doom like a Xatu
Now I'll Altaria few Newmoons!

If you're stepping to me, be prepared for a Bad Dream Eater
Because the only time you're used is in a tournament by cheaters!
This is my Taunt, let's both just Lunar Wing it, so don't use cheap tricks, 
No thrashing when this Slasher comes to rumble and leave you ripped
Quit Flinging rhymes to prove you have Iron Balls that leave you slow
When a Nightmare shows up to your home while you are all alone
Try to hack the box to know? It's locked, so I'll put you to rest
WHAT KIND OF BRAINLESS GHOST FEARS BOXERS, FAIRES AND INSECTS!?!?

You must suffer from Amnesia, which one of us is a bare recolour?
Of the real biter culprit and accomplice of the big brother?
I'm a Shadow Baller, dropping Sludge Bombs with Quicker Attacks than an asteroid
You're diss-able and disabled and ready to be dragged into the Dark Void!
The crescent menace decides to Cut a Psycho's life short
You won't be Mist! So let's Lunar Dance, you have no Last Resort
So when Gravity Low Kicks in, To your attacks i'll be immune!
Lights out! Let's see this dark type sprite live a Blast from the Moon

You come from the dark side of the moon, with a Nevermelt heart that's full of Gloom
With a single Crunch i'll munch on a dunce packing more power than a Power-up Punch, it’ll be your tomb
My stomach Rumble-s, make your Tiers Tumble, so ya better buckle up, you're in deep deep trouble
When you mess with my Hustle, all I've got left is to chomp off your lobe  and be up-Front-al!
I'm afraid a DoubleSlap will wake them! You can't beat us, even for a third star!
Disses Halloween edition to critical hit and drop these Pokemon like the FNaF 3 bar
Channel your inner Phantom Force as I crush your Old Chateau so rotten
Looks like these losers forgot how to Rest! Some things are better off left forgotten

31 Covers #21 - Darkrai vs Nightmare

I've had this sitting around. Guzma vs Robbie was easily inspired by Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky, so this HAD to be made.

Tony Rotten Vs Wayne Guzma

Figured I should upload this! 

Lyrics and Cast:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pzui4CILHbp0rcPrFow8is4NfDsS4830S2FwtrIsQwc/edit

The Nutshack vs Bee Movie. April Fools 2017 Rap Battle

The Seven Deadly Sins Karyoaky

i had to make this legend canon
i did not write this

Sans
I got this one more time, Sans struck again.
I could beat your trapass with a pennnn
In the first battle your first verse didn’t even rhyyyyyme
That’s ok though, it’s bone tiiiiiiiime
Bill in a cypher is just horrible and gay
So you are unacceptable at this beautiful day
You’re a slithery snake, reminds me of a certain trap
I’m gonna punch your face with rap

Bill
When I start to rap you’ll know how gravity falls
So weirdma-get your ass back to the waterfall!
The Undertale is over before you learn how to beat up!
I’ll punch you so flat to get some Boneless Pizza!
Your time has come to burn, your all out of luck!
Your puns are more overused than you are on cartoon fight club!
My raps are like bones because there quite humerus
Like your attempt to win, my show is quite humorous

Sans
You wanna take me down, just get a job!
You’re really skinny, but also a slob
You have no balls to face sand undertale
Your whole verse was a sans underfaiiiil
You are that kinda triangle I’m using in school.
except unlike school, your not cool
You stepping up against deez, I don't know if you can see
2 verses of me, we have the next ERB!

Bill
It’s america h hh h, I have free speech
Your so dumb game can suck on my inner rhyme scheme.
Your cypher was weak, you can’t compare to Bill.
I’ll pay for my win with a dollar bill
You are a fat twat with bad raps 
So get swag, play blackjack
You bitch look up to my series, so
I’ve seen your kind before, head out the door, and don’t mess with my car!

Bill Cipher vs Sans 2. JaedenMan89 Rap Battles of Numbness

Really Really Wannabe

Cha Cha Slide dot jpg

Eevee vs Rottruff

cartoon miss rap battles

Chills
Number one; me, Number fifteen; you
Your mom is gay                  like you
You know who will die…… your dad
Generosity makes you happier, that’s why this gnome’s so sad
Ain’t it funny the way your views are bad
Like my foot fungus your raps are………………. Bad
Youre mom is mad gay and also a fat hoe 
Hang yourself, you're in UBERocitys shadow

Keemstar:
You may be named chills but you got no ice
Unlike Gfuel I won't support you for a price
You’re faster as fuck boy than me in the sack
Found a dollar in the woods, I'll pay you not to rap
I’ll plant your seeds in my mouth, call me mr. beast
So I’ll have to leave you in this battle TORTURED AND DECEASED
Saying that I can't rap? Ok booma
You would have won this rap battle if you had stanned Loona

Chills
You troll little kids on the net bro
Wigglytuff emoji
Your ass looks like joji 😘a
You may have a cock but you're not het-ro
Buy I Hope You're Doing cock on iTunes
You suck as a cock, I'd rather watch TyBlue
I'll cock you like Grade, Pyro, and/or Leafy
But up against me you won't squash this beef
But it's all good you'll hate no matter how good Cock is
My ball sack itches come give it scratches

Keemstar
How many battles have you been in?
Number: 15, you won't be forgiven
I’ll finish this like ant man: all up in your bum 
Pink is the best colour because I’m smart and you’re dumb
-my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
Im gonna say the n word….. nachos
wipe your ass your anus is heinous
Im the keemstar you’re like KeemUranus

Mothmancha

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