I almost choked on my gum because of this part, you ass! XD

Heya, kid. Ya think even the worst person can change?

dont mess with my car lol and bill cipher obviously won

placeholder thumbnail lmao

Mint as Chara Dreemurr
VinnyO as Jeff the Killer

Produced by Kirk
Written, mixed, and thumbnail made by Mint

Chara:

It's not like I'm not used to empty slates
But I've already seen that smile on a flower's face.
Yes, I'm already acquainted with hatred, Jeff.
So please don't state what your name is, Jeff.
I show up on a timeline and I make it iller.
Only timelines you're haunting are Gacha Life and maybe Twitter.
Hey, but with your fame and glory I've seen a worse life
But then your fans saw your pasta for the first time!
I'd invite you to join the monsters I've dusted
But I trust that your skill with parties is maladjusted…
So I'll simply take up my knife and put cuts in
this unwanted joke of the web, cave his guts in
And I can't tell what he's going for with his abhorred poor story
Is he trying to make it gory? Or is he trying to bore me?
Because I've just about had it. Before you ever speak
You better leave an X on both your eyes like it's a credits scene =)

Jeff:

You think you've got me figured out? Look in my damn eyes.
I don't think anyone with those rosy cheeks could get it
And with how Toby started milking your franchise
Why don't your fanbase GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?!
It feels like every other year we get another one of you
Yeah, give me one more fucking mindless clone of Mother 2
Why don't you quit meddling with timelines and RESET your bars see
I've felt harsher fires start at fucking birthday parties
Quite a shame you decided to wipe your Genocide but hey
Seeing how your mug ended up like, I think I like my face
Overshadowed by literally everyone else in your game
So of course you wanna talk about an empty slate
I've watched countless let's players gawking over your scene
But I don't need heartbeat sounds to make this fucking bore bleed
So you can try to run for it but you're not going free
You're saying nobody came, I'll make sure noone leaves

[TEMP UPLOAD] Chara Dreemurr vs Jeff the Killer. BONUS BATTLE!

For this battle, two “comedic” anti-heroes battle it out to see who’ll have the last laugh.

The video is on the way!

Ish Hernandez as Negan
Iris as Arthur Fleck
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Special Inquistior Rayyan
Written by Jacobrl99 & Special Inquistor Rayyan
Additional Help by WAN, Awesome Ayden, Birdjormangundr, and thisizaraisu

Negan:
Here’s Negan! The mad batter’s steppin’ up to swing  
Mastering this ringmaster, I’ll burn ‘em (Barnum) well. Ding-ding!
When loons kneel to a bat, it’s Arkham Asylum with these bars
But once Lucille marks ‘em, oh, he’s gonna know where he got his scars
You seem startled Arthur, Welcome to pee-pee pants city!
I’ll hurt a delusional goon who drools over illusional titties
Shit, he’s walking (Joaquin) Dead, Fleck is lookin’ like the denizens who eat flesh
He was beat fresh by some mean pests on the Subway; a laughing reject who had some regrets when walked away leaving three dead
Your mom alleged Tom was your father, so you tracked Gotham’s cents
Then got turned down in close quarters; Penny’s worth lacks “Common Sense”
And since we’re talkin’ cents, your death will not ever make more than your life
But, on the bright side, you’re finally recognized for walking off the line

Arthur Fleck:
A Phoenix eclipses AMC’s wreckage, breathin’ life back into this track
Beatin’ a DLC heathen in Tekken who can’t even Kombat a path to Smash
‘Speakin of Negan’s smashin’, branding me as a ringmaster is flawed 
He wedlocks the wives of his backers; the worst wedding crasher since Vaughn!
I'm used to beatdowns, your verse didn't phase me
They call me the clown but you love getting crazy
With women in bed, bringing Lucille despair
You would only ever hit a homerun with affairs
You savour the power of leading the Saviors
I'm infamous for taking down higher ups
No vengeance could pardon your brutal behavior 
I'll do you like Murray, leave you fired up
As Kirkman’s worthless spin-offs are herded, Rob’s zombies seem to have no fucking end
What do you call a lifeless show that's still afoot? The Walking Dead! 
I conquered Oscars with an iron fist, the only thing you ironed is Mark’s face
So fight walkers all you wish but you couldn't wash away the bloodied stain of your past mistakes

Negan:
I confronted my past while paving the path for a safer haven; a fortunate future
But even with a fuckin’ mask, you can’t hide your horseshit humor
Warn a brother, Arthur! A monster’s ink can’t be prepped for 
Randall bared his colors and you sent little Gary to the scare floor!
So, share your pistol with hospital kids, you’ve got no hospitality 
The Saviors won’t humor a clown who's already lost his sanity
Joker’s win wasn’t in the cards, he got shuffled by a late show host
The crowd's silence left scars, and now his pills are the killing joke!

Arthur Fleck:
Really, my jokes fall flat? Shitty satire downsized you to a prisoner
I’m the guy behind uprisings, while downfalls are your signature
I suppressed Gotham’s tyrants, you barely silenced the Whisperers
So, I’ll incite some violence as I orchestrate your “Last Day on Earth”! 
You embraced calculated risk by taking Alpha away from Beta
Then Maggie’s reanimation placed Rhee-taliation on your radar
Now, a faker Savior needs saving, but it’s looking like class is out
A clown just benched this gym teacher in battle, so, Who’s Laughing Now?

Arthur Fleck Vs Negan - Citric Rap Battle!

Joosh as GameCube
Belle Beniko as Rubik’s Cube
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by GnomeYT 
Mixing by Box_Soldier22

GameCube:

Challenge in a rap, and I will square off with a lame shape! (Ay)
It seems I’m repping yet another Melee. (Ay)
But GameCube maims in a brawl,
And I’ll break you apart, like the way you get solved! (Whoo!)
Sweeping with the flow as if it’s Sunshine’s goop, this
block game falls, breaks like Jenga, in Ru-bits!
Used to losing to us computer games, it’s pathetic, when this
Multi-coloured puzzle couldn’t even stack to Tetris!
One simple test can’t compare to all my games!
Are you nervous to fight me? You got a full white face!
I’m in my Prime, you have dying relevance, dude.
Now not even pretzel makers want to twist you.

Rubik’s Cube:

Run the numbers in your code, I’ve nearly infinite possibilities!
You can’t even spin discs for the Chibi-Robo series.
You’re not Free to Melee, fans aren’t happy when their damn flame’s cancelled.
All the controversy proved that you aren’t fly, that ain’t Falco!
You were a tool for clowned experiments (click)
Which simply is to be thrown out in the trash. (clack)
Shadow Mario can’t make your raps slick (click)
You try to take steps, but then slip on your ass. (clack)
You’re backwards and taking the L when I spit (click)
Running a track, call it a Double Dash. (clack)
But I give Zero Fs about your graphics (click)
Rendered unused, like your LAN. E Gadds! (clack)

GameCube:

Can’t bring your amusement back in all of these new structures,
The real snake is your creator stealing ideas and work from others!
Nobody’s hungry/Hungary for you anymore,
Not been to a party, I’m ruling with four!
Constantly used to be disassembled,
But you couldn’t make one diss assemble?

Rubik’s Cube:

Think you can party, you’re dead wrong.
You couldn’t get shots with Shadow the Edgehog!
Trying to pound me like ground with the bongos?
Your music monkeys around more than Kong, bro.
3 by 3, I’m mean, rhyme heat, hype schemes, unlike your asshole crew.
Packing a handle, I’m still the single one who carries you.

GameCube VS Rubik’s Cube | Rhinoceros Rap Rumbles: Bonus

Slenderman vs oh il nam

Cast
JustGamer as Oh Il-Nam
BDGR as Slenderman

Crew
Written by acexperts
Writing help from king ducky
Art by box_soldier22, and clarence the duck
Beat by king ef
Mixed by box_soldier22
Thumbnail by box_soldier22


Lyrics
Oh il nam (0:13)
My name is Oh Il Nam, how do you do?
I'm here to talk to you, to make you lose
Honestly im even surprised you showed up
Your the only creepypasta to not blow up
We can hear your children whining 
Makes sense a tree monster is pining 
Lets play a kiddie game of hide and seek
But this pedo can't find me (eww)
You lost tug of war with my guard, mate
On who appeal more to kids in a hard game
the internet takes pastas and milks them
But at least i dont murder children

Slenderman (0:41)
It seems an old man has died, if that was his verse
Appealing to teens? And I thought I was the worst
Anyways, who are you? I left your moments skipped
When your greatest task was to not break your hip
Now you betray your friend then he watched you die
That was the greatest betrayal since you graced people's eyes 
When I control someone, i go the extra mile
While with your puppet? When you died he nearly smiled
Got a 3 piece suit when i am rocking the fame
This urban legend been around for a decade
This crap show has been decayed
Got nothing on how much i get paid
jigsaw has changed his outfit and name
I get more pricks daily than in your squid games

Oh il nam (1:22)
Is that seriously how you want to talk to me
This incredible show against your movie
The style is tired, rippin’ off myers
So go and hide in a kiddies campfire
It sucks, and the only one who knows it is you
My show gave soeng wan, now you gave it too
My show is the pinnacle of home cinema, your gimmicks have gotten boring 
I don't need to be critical, your movies critics did that for me
This Squids game is just shooting ink stains, I'd rather die than see your ships, gay
don't click on vids made by manchildren creating clickbait (clickbait)

Slenderman (1:50)
(it's easy) to see that your the mastermind of squid game 
(You lost) your fucking marbles when creating this game
(cant see me) your chances? Like my arms: slim
(film flopped) yes but not as much as your skin
You must be confused again if you think you’ve won
1 bill, my box office destroys your amount of wan
Give your “And Then They Were None” ripoff and yourself a rest
Because overall you will never escape my forest

Oh Il Nam (Squid Game) Vs Slenderman (ft. Just gamer and BDGR)

Fun is Infinite vs Who Are You Running From - Fightmarker Cover by Trakked

BUY/STREAM: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/zagranis/who-the-fuck-am-i-feat-freshy-kanal--snakebite126
We're back to the anger baby! This was written a while ago about a friend who fucked me and my other friends over, here's what happened, and I brought a couple friends for the ride...

(Chorus) (Snakebite126)
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Stuck between two sides of the coin
My thoughts are just endless noise
Will never join, all of your asshole friends
Don’t ever fucking talk to me again
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Fighting with the demon inside
Talk shit behind my back when all I did was provide
I was your guide, but you went off the trail
I’m not about to let these demons prevail, bitch

(Verse 1)
Fuck you, have you realized what you’ve done to me
You’ve made me nothing but a shell of what I used to be
You don’t see, how you affect others around you
You only saw me as a void to complain to 
Slip in my DMs, spouting nothing but bullshit
For a whole year I said I’d take a bullet
I had a soul before I met you and you stole it
I can’t believe that I believed you for a moment
Wanna flip the coin? See which side goes up?
Heads or tails, you wanna test your luck?
Don’t give a fuck, heads I win tails you die
I’m losing my mind

(Chorus) (Snakebite126)
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Stuck between two sides of the coin
My thoughts are just endless noise
Will never join, all of your asshole friends
Don’t ever fucking talk to me again
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Fighting with the demon inside
Talk shit behind my back when all I did was provide
I was your guide, but you went off the trail
I’m not about to let these demons prevail, bitch

(Verse 2) (Freshy Kanal)
I don't play mind games cuz I don't like snakes
I keep it real with everybody who's in my lane
If you want my take to what your signs say
Then chill your base or imma mute you like a sidechain
I'm kinda feeling like a riot, let the peace fade
You never looked into my eyes like a deepfake
You ran in circles till your fights turned to freeze frames
But I can't keep this heart alive when it decayed
Bold move 
Supervising every person like control rooms
Yea, you're helpless but is that really the whole truth
At this point I don’t even know if I know you
I don’t put my effort into people that I don’t even trust
It's kinda hard to fuck me over when I don't give a fuck
I just don't fake my integrity but I hope you had fun
And you can face it with your demons cuz I’m ghostin your stunts

(Chorus) (Snakebite126)
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Stuck between two sides of the coin
My thoughts are just endless noise
Will never join, all of your asshole friends
Don’t ever fucking talk to me again
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Fighting with the demon inside
Talk shit behind my back when all I did was provide
I was your guide, but you went off the trail
I’m not about to let these demons prevail, bitch

Produced by PANDEMXNIUM: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2y-oV0YDYPIS-HrgcNkWkg
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal: https://www.youtube.com/c/FreshyKanal
Snakebite126: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

Who The Fuck Am I? (Feat. Freshy Kanal and Snakebite126) (Prod. PANDEMXNIUM)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTGAMER! My dear friend JustGamer is turning 12 today so I decided to make this weird bullshit in like 2 hours to celebrate!

Beat by Soulker

Sandwich:
The sandwich is back, bitch, burning tracks with my rappin
I pack bread and this boutta be a stomp, call me Galactus
I’m not a strip of cheese so don’t cross me
You ain’t peanut butter, bro you can’t top me
You can call me an oven because I got heat
So make like your chef, suck on my ball meat
You were an olive branch to resolve a frantic brawl but got your ass beaten and squeezed 
Call you the U-pie-ted Nations, with how you fucking suck at keeping a piece
Your ass is temporary, I got more green than Larry
Yo mom’s a virgin so I got on top and popped her cherry

Pie:
It’s easy as pie beating this guy with heat on the mic that you can’t diss
Call me Anakin Piewalker, I don’t like sand…wich 
Thought I was pie but your mindset’s irrational
Your formula’s recipe for disaster, bro
If I wanted sand I’d head to Laguna
I’ve seen better “witches” from Konosuba
I’m layered, I’ll flame ya, you’re gayer, ask Gamer 
He ate ya, I’m gangster, like Psytube, I lift weights bruh
So call me the Pied Piper, attracted your girl and I might pipe her
Now call this a hot take but you and I aren’t equal writers

Sandwich:
You’re calling me gay, bro, you’re literally a fruit pie 
You’re a stupid worthless piece of shit, I’m glad you died
There’s too many cooks in the kitchen, too many sandwiches? Nah man you trippin
I’m appearing just to celebrate special occasions
Your death is one bitch so let’s get it 

Pie:
You know my raps fly
Strapped up with ammo, I’m a mag pie
I can’t die
I always come back like I’m William Afton I got the FNAF rhymes
Now pie’s charting, I’m a hustler, I make it rain, feel the burnin pain
Now before I go I got one last thing to say…

JustGamer's Sandwich vs Kirby's Pie - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity [GAMER DAY SPECIAL!]

Lord Beerus - AlaskanSam
Whis - AdamSandlerDRB
Garfield - Mancha from UBERocity
Writers - YLFEthan, AdamSandlerDRB, Sculpture, HHH3 and CaptainCharles
Art by KCToons
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Mixing + Beat Arrangement by GlitchDude

Beerus Verse 1: 
You’re already dead, pest, no need for introductions
Better welcome your vet, then, you’ll meet your destruction
This dumb pumpkin gets punted, I’ll put this to bed
And shut this runt down like I grabbed the scruff of his neck
I’ve ate nothing as devoid of flavor as the work of Davis
Yes, a Cat can make bread, but ends up all around tasteless
So, Whis? “Yes?” Start to pack our stuff. “Oh I’m on it”
I’m starving, and bored of both this planet and that comic
 
Garfield Verse 1:
Not a piece of lasagna, but boy will this bite
Like Super’s animators, let’s not draw out this fight
Woke up from my nap to scratch a rap itch like fleas
But you put me back to sleep with these Dragon Ball...Zzzz’s
I got your tongue easy, please, my victory’s a treat
I’m a fat cat with phat raps, you always land on de-feat
Who’s serving who? Cause it seems with cheese, you bring a slew
Enough chit chat, I eat beats, dweeb, it’s what I do
I’m hungry as a horse, you cooking stuff up? Adorable
I’m immortal of course, but you’re just more of a morsel
It’s your horrible taste against my more filling courses
I'm coming back for seconds, not my final form or portions

Beerus Verse 2:
Consider your disses miss. Murray should've rewritten em
Send your script to the litter bin, I'm not the first Bills to piss on it
While this fee-line is vigorous, this kitten’s a victim, you’re pitiful
You say “eat your heart out” yet you take it too literal
When it comes to cynical syndicated kittens, I’m the top
Can’t be bothered to incinerate a cosmic comic flop
Apology unaccepted, cause you’re like lasagna, weak sauce
Creepypasta synonymous, you pile on so much slop
I’m the God of Diss tracks, then the God of Diss traction
You are printed on paper backs as a minor distraction
It’s 9 times the lie to say your rhymes are up to scratch and
And that divine crime of a verse? The one time you’ve been laughed at
Garfield, let me know when those scars heal
Cause I’ve got bars hard enough to even make the stars yield
Powers? I've got a plethora. Ugh you’re clearly lesser bud
When comparing weight is the only way you ever measure up … 

Garfield Verse 2:
… *snore*... huh? You’re still goin?
I’ve got Ultra Instincts this Shonen Punk has just awoken
You’re hopeless, just blown it, I guess it’s death you’ve chosen
From the get go your face showed this shave ain’t so close yet
Quit joking, like merch from the ocean, you’re phoned in
No furball, but you’ve choked against this orange black opponent
Robbed robes from Tutankhamen, now in hopes of Instant Ramen
You explode and blow up races, so makes sense you’re Zeno-phobic
I get lazy, but frankly, your spotty work is eternal
This unbearable gray area works up my nerves more than Nermal
My destruction has been verbal, I take Gods and make angels
You’re dopey, like Odie, I kicked your trophy off the table

Garfield Vs Lord Beerus - Discord Rap Battles

Danii as Samurai Jack
AfroLegacy as Afro Samurai

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii and AfroLegacy
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Jort

Lyrics:

Jack:
It’s a dishonor to diss all who are greater
So I won’t take some nonsense with your fatherless behavior
You should call me your savior, I saved the world from tragic visions
While I look at your show like “when does the magic begin?”
I’ll take you back to the past, where this lad’s staying half-assed
Hoes give me head where I’m at, you got the head of your dad
You nearly lose yourself to animals I’m training
Stick in therapy with Aku, but more because it looks like your braindead
For anything else, I wouldn’t have caught ya
‘Cause fighting me’s a suicide so this fight’s like your manga
You’ll never reach half of what I got before you get canned
But moping on your loss? You earned that number one headband

Afro:
It’s a real mystery that Adult Swim let you go on
You the only Cartoon Network show that people don’t watch
Built like Utonium but no chemistry with Ashi
But ay, when I get yo ass, I’ll go fade away just like her body
Fuck Guts, I’m the true Black Swordsman
How you always lose a sword that’s given from the gods, man?
While I use the regular and leave my foes deceased
And with all my inspirations, I got more children than Scotsman
I killed Justice, you honor believer
The only thing you’re giving to your children fans is heavy seizures
Always spillin’ tea, now you got nothin’ to say
While when life gives me lemons, I just go make lemonade, ay

Jack:
Your hair hits me in the face before the lies you’re spewing
Your mic should make like your steel comb; grab it but not use it
I thought for RZA in your soundtrack you’d at least gain drops
But no explosion you survived will match up to the bombing when your game dropped
Call you Resurrection but where you’ve stood
That cigarette’s the only thing lit, done what some could
But this Trevor lookin’ ass dude will soon find out he done goofed
When I make his bloodline fall, guess he couldn’t jump good

Afro:
Your dad’s the same guy makin’ Hotel Transylvania
I ain’t scared of your blade or the way you think you’re aimin’, bruh
Got more hallucinations than me on the daily
I think you mad because my mind and relatives don’t fail me
I ain’t got time to argue with the soon-to-be goners
But your fans love to argue ‘bout whether or not you in my genre
Ignore all the chickens who killed one person and then dipped
So when I make like you, nothing personal, just revenge, bitch

Samurai Jack vs. Afro Samurai - #15

RNG as Username 666 
ColeTheCole as Entity 303 

Beat by 2Deep
Written by Rabi
Mixed by Fightmarker
Thumbnail by Shimario

battle

Username 666: (0:16)
I’ve scoured this YouTube landscape for over a decade
Try to silence me, but It Returns to flip burns at low-res PC games
I’m the amalgamation of blood, gore, and horror combined
But now my opponent is just Herobrine without the bloodline?!
I’d hand it you, didn’t think there’d be a creepypasta more stupid, I’ve- 
Seen more intimidating red eyes come out of Squidward’s Suicide
my grasp will leave you in a Red Mist, ‘least it’d brighten up your Skype cam
Not even my presence could leave you more forgotten than time can!
‘Cause you’ve made no lasting impression, I’ve brung hell to every user
While you broke a JavaScript, I’m busy bricking computers!
Your tales Withering away, both in memories and the terror
When I turn 303.exe into a 404 Error

Entity 303: (1:03)
303, brought to your hell
When 666’s URL
Troubles adolescents, and I caught the parent’s attention 
I mean I’d quit my job too if I had to be in your presence
I’ll X out 666 with potent potion disses, rip through the flesh and-
when you’re in my flow, you’re drowning in a pool of your blood- refreshing
Open OBS if you plan to have your own death recorded
I’m used to leaving players hacked, blocked, and reported
Bombed the mic like TNT, I’ll destroy you like System 32
You can leave a sign for “hjalp” as if anyone would save you!
Hazbin Hotel’s better at portraying hell, your story’s only denouncing Satan
So send your final wishes to the MAKE-A-WISH foundation!

Username 666: (1:50)
My existence is uncanny, I bring when the world ends, fraud!
While you’re about as harmless as your girlfriend mods!
 
Entity 303: (1:59)
You keep talking about power when you’re crying to your Nana
Only to be replaced by Let’s Plays of my game, as you rot behind the channel

Username 666: (2:07)
In both rapping and fame, you’ve always came up second-
The worst Minecraft scare I’ve seen ever since Disc 11

Entity 303: (2:14)
No flint and steel needed, your gross pizza overlay’s already roasted
‘Cause when I send you deeper down Hell is when you can finally be goated

666 vs. 303 - Rap Battle!

i had to make this legend canon
i did not write this

Sans
I got this one more time, Sans struck again.
I could beat your trapass with a pennnn
In the first battle your first verse didn’t even rhyyyyyme
That’s ok though, it’s bone tiiiiiiiime
Bill in a cypher is just horrible and gay
So you are unacceptable at this beautiful day
You’re a slithery snake, reminds me of a certain trap
I’m gonna punch your face with rap

Bill
When I start to rap you’ll know how gravity falls
So weirdma-get your ass back to the waterfall!
The Undertale is over before you learn how to beat up!
I’ll punch you so flat to get some Boneless Pizza!
Your time has come to burn, your all out of luck!
Your puns are more overused than you are on cartoon fight club!
My raps are like bones because there quite humerus
Like your attempt to win, my show is quite humorous

Sans
You wanna take me down, just get a job!
You’re really skinny, but also a slob
You have no balls to face sand undertale
Your whole verse was a sans underfaiiiil
You are that kinda triangle I’m using in school.
except unlike school, your not cool
You stepping up against deez, I don't know if you can see
2 verses of me, we have the next ERB!

Bill
It’s america h hh h, I have free speech
Your so dumb game can suck on my inner rhyme scheme.
Your cypher was weak, you can’t compare to Bill.
I’ll pay for my win with a dollar bill
You are a fat twat with bad raps 
So get swag, play blackjack
You bitch look up to my series, so
I’ve seen your kind before, head out the door, and don’t mess with my car!

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