Helicopter Ride

Just one bite of the illegal beef sandwich was enough to unleash the curse of Darth Popo.

Swiss Army Clown

The Day The Marching Band Went Rogue

" I have one more hole than I woke up with this morning ".

Fun With Dracula

The Pocket Within A Pocket

Nuclear Lettuce

We want it heavy ! \m/

Lyrics :

Turn the music back up..
We want it heavy !
Headbang til you drop...
We want it heavy !
Fill my glass back up...
We want it heavy !
This party won't stop...
We want it heavy !

And you know we will catch you if you fall.
What are friends for after all ?

Heavy

Look Before You Leap

Happily Ever After

So I tried, so I failed, so I sulk, So I sail
Sun rise come up don't go down
So I dream dark acid
Know what you cannot find
Know what you cannot found
Sun rise karma don't go down

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Slip and slide and fall down the tube and you slide and you slide and your getting further down and the tube it tapers and you can't go up and the tube it tapers and you can't go down I get stuck in here and I can't get out

So I tried, So I failed, So I hide
So I sail, Sun rise come up don't go down
So I tried, so I past
Know what you gonna know
Know what you gonna need
Sun rise come up don't go down

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Project

The Song That Named Itself

Mr Flirkins was created to allow me to vent the inside out. Cliché I know but these things become cliché as they are often true and therefore have been said many times. In fact even saying it is cliché becomes cliché. With my former band collapsing, I created Mr Flirkins as an necessity to stop myself from exploding, a valve if you like, something to fill the void. Mr Flirkins music will be whatever comes out the subconscious, It may sound strange but sometime it takes me a little while to figure out what my subconscious is trying to say to me. One song maybe completely different to the next, or perhaps they will all be exactly the same, I don't know. I will ad songs to this profile as they come into existence (the song at the top being the latest), I dont know how often they will appear, you know as much as I do. One thing I do know is there will be no rules to the music, I will not conform to "what I think people may like". For me the whole purpose of music is to allow yourself to get feelings out which you would not usually want to talk about or you can only express in a certain way. I often think to myself when aksed "What is this song about"? the whole point of music is to express things you cant do through words, so if I could "describe" what the song was about it wouldn't exist in the first place. Thanks for visiting, Mr Flirkins.