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GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Hello everyone, been a while. We bring you back something in time for Halloween! Stephen Kings monstrous Pennywise versus the internet famous creepypasta clown Laughing Jack!

Pennywise: RedFriction
Laughing Jack: BetaSpark

Pennywise:

I’ll spill blood from your gorget,
 along with every orifice

With your gormless gorgeous corpus,
 the hilarity is enormous

The Horror I’m spittin’ has got this battle on the rocks.
 Can you Picture it?

You’ll turn red when, with my Curry verse, I’m spitting IT

I’ll make your brain scrambled;
 guess you’re a true Juggle-o

Don’t thrust your raps against my post;
 I must insist that you must go

Killing spree screwed you up more
 than your X’ed out readers

A row of sharp teeth, your fate’s Chüd;
 your rhymes suck like a swarm of leeches

Laughing Jack:

Here’s Johnny!
 I’ll whip you with my Kane. I’m not Joking

Pucker up and kiss me, clown boy,
 right where your sewers begin

Hey Timmy, you’d be wise to know
 your raps aren’t worth a Penny

Do us all a nice Jester 
and get off heavy on your confetti

It doesn’t matter if you win
 ‘cause you’ll still get Clubbed by Losers

This rival’s guarding insanity like my name was Koontz, sir

My rhymes will bring you to Hell;
 say hi to Georgie for me

Piss off moms like Jason Voorhees,
 and take down this hoary Tory

Pennywise:

Beat all around the mulberry bush;
 better prey to innocent people

When I unleash your arachnophobia;
 Pop your eyes out like a Weasel

BEEP BEEP Jackie! Get Outer this Space. I’m the real King!
I’m not one to color-affiliate with your phobic fan-teasing

Laughing Jack:
If frightened flesh tastes better,
 I must be simply disgusting

Keep from touching rhymes so rusty;
 you can only make actors corrupted

Under the hood, I see the dead lights, 
and I can tell they aren’t so bright
Laughing Jack rocked the mic like an Apocalyptic Fight


Laughing Jack vs Pennywise| GridLine Rap Battles #3 (Feat. RedFriction, BetaSpark, & Ryan Shackle)

Hey guys! This is the official fourth installment of GridLine Rap Battles! Now before anything, This is a temporary cover, as soon as we get the video out we will change it. I was sick at recording, but really couldn't get anything much better on other attempts. Sam(BetaSpark) Didn't really know what voice to do so he just went with a grumbly voice. Sagan had a deep voice so we just went with that. Any way, we have Calm Television Science educator Don Herbert(A.K.A Mr. Wizard) against Frantic Television Science Educator Beakman. Here are the lyrics:

Beakman: RedFriction
Mr.Wizard: BetaSpark
Carl Sagan: Mr. Tibbs
Pencil Alert Announcer: Ryan Shackle

Mr. Wizard:

You’ve had myriads of periods full of gregarious prurience
You’re a B-List B-man while I’m the Elvis of Experience
As I’m Reading this Rainbow, I see he’s a Burton to our council
Clip the wings of this Beak-maniac; my rhymes are colder than the South Pole
I’m a friendly neighborly scientist; you can’t handle this geri-actor
I have knowledge of King Kong ego when this Duke Discovers disaster
You rub me the wrong way. I’ll do it to you with a power sander
I’m a-Pauled by this Bill ripoff who’s meekly scientific propaganda

BetaSpark:

You’ve broken into my World! Watch as Mr. Wizard tastes defeat
Give you my questions, I’d get a quarter back; Leave you bada-bing, bada-bang, bada-beat
You’ve walked into my bars, and for you, there’s nary a charge
Ray, let’s go to the scope; why are men the way they are?
When a man of common nature refuses to uphold his nomenclature
Normal’s wager ‘bout a rotten stranger and allow me to make this bombing major
Leave it to Beakman to fix what you’ve been ruining since the ‘50s, you goof
Your rapping’s aloof. My victory’s positive, Professor. ZALOOM!

Mr. Wizard:

Wait, stop! Let’s be reasonable. I mean, you’re a truly unique one
Because of you, Dante’s Inferno burns hotter than the surface of the sun
But in reality, the end is Nye, and we’re wasting time with these rhymes
I can be mighty nice, so I can’t spit anymore grime

Beakman:

FAST FACT: I’m one to equalize, and for you I must assert
To lands unspeakable beyond surmise, so here’s what we need PENCIL ALERT!
With our influence from the generations, we could create our own Arcadia
And our circle of followers will extend far beyond our radiance

Carl Sagan:

I see you’ve invented a universe, so I’ll bake you guys from scratch
Eat it like you mean it; you juniors drop the mic so fast
You mates are wastes of space, so I race to the coup-de-grace
Stuff you in a barrel like monkeys and restrain you like it’s you that made
Your rhymes are bogus, and you’re turning green. I guess you could call me a Herbert-vore
Billions upon billions of rhymes show you’re Martian on land you shan’t explore
You don’t follow the Rap Guide for Aliens. You think you’re sodium funny? Na
Unless you act against my rhymes, I guess I’ll stay victorious after all


Beakman Vs Mr. Wizard| GridLine Rap Battles #4(Feat. RedFriction, BetaSpark, & Mr. Tibbs)

Whoa! A wild squeaker series appeared! It's Dell here, and this is my series. In this premiere, two prolific child killers who died ironic deaths based on how they killed, Purple Guy and Freddy Krueger, face off in a rap battle! As if FNAF wasn't already done to death...

MaNCHA(@mancha-4) - Freddy Krueger
Zawesome(@zawesome27) - Purple Guy
Ryan Shackle(@battlestar-garaptica) - Phone Guy

Freddy Krueger:
A rotting corpse for thirty years as my reign was building
Scared of children? You'll want to Spring out when the classic is pilfering
Fazbear’s simply gave a free-bee to this estranged stranger
For the robots, children, and staff are exactly what’s endangered
My name’s what’s been making your 8 year old fans quake in fear
My title will now be known, for the end of your last shift is near
It’s my Party and I’ve been Craven to make it deadly
My valiant return arises; are you ready for Freddy?

Purple Guy: 
Follow me, Freddy, this ambling phantom dismantled tonight
No running in the hallway, or I’ll leave you feeling tongue-tied
I’ll send you six feet Under-wood you dare my Nightmare, so fearsome
You didn’t stay close to your parents, and now you’re everyone’s victim
I’m the most seeked deceasing Caesar ceasing seizing corporate scenes
It seems your sleazy schemes subsequently split at the seams
I suppose it’s just unwarranted to kill this Many-Faced imposter
I’m not Joking, I have to tell you something: Everything burns

Freddy Krueger:
But who were you?! A hoaxed skinny Grimace hiding in the shadows
You’re game’s turned Golden, but still unworthy of Eldorado
Your rhymes are more ridiculous than your fans’ astute monikers
You've been warned (irreparable and grotesque maiming can occur)
I’m the hitman of your mind, and you're starting to hallucinate
Cameras won't stop the morticious ruler of the dreamscape
You can play dead in lost hope, but your demise can’t be postponed
The punishment fits the crime, with your identity forever unknown!

Purple Guy:
IT’S ME! Don’t you know? You’re one of millions in confusion
Your lame rhyming is more awkward than your family reunions
If you’re the “worst thing” to be conceived, this Trickster’s in for a treat
This Dream Weaver isn’t Wright to be terrorizing Elm Street
I’m your ruler now, you’ve been a Puppet all along
And after 6 a.m., you’ll become breakfast every child wants
And now you’re cornered once again, lost in this futile brannigan
SAVE THEM, HELP THEM, HELP YOURSELF... You can’t.

Written by Dell and Ryan Shackle
Audio Mixed by Dell and Ryan Shackle

Purple Guy VS Freddy Krueger - Legionic Rap Battles

Hey Guys! We are back relatively quick for another battle! Today we have TV puppet master, Jim Henson against the stand-up ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham

Beat: Best U Ever Had by CJ Beats
Written By: Ryan Shackle and Mr. Tibbs

Cast:
Jim Henson- Mr. Tibbs
Jeff Dunham- BetaSpark
Kermit- RedFriction
Little Jeff- Ryan Shackle

Lyrics:

Jim:
Looks like we’ve circled around to the mind behind cirrhosis
I’d say your puppets make you look more stiff than poliosis
I’ll burn you bad and serve you as the Swedish Chef’s chili
That triangle’s can tank-erous, but there’s no way I’m not still seen
Looks like I’ll invade your domain, but skip the Paige that mentions Audrey
I’ll ring you like a diving bell, with or without the rubber sleeve
I spit a Labyrinth of rhymes, can’t Control the Chaos, son
I’ve made adventures of a lifetime, but your ‘Nut don’t get the Job done

Jeff:
You're only one Piece of Time, seems like you could use a cough drop
This hideous creature must’ve come out of his own shop
When I sprinkle on your French buns, your fate is worse than Streptococcus
Be cautious with your raucous since you only profit nonsense
You cause more scars than your acne, and your beard just ain’t enough
I can Rock you like a Fraggle if you want to be redux
You did leave this world a better place; your presence made it worse
And I do Mind the Monsters in the worlds where you immerse

Jim
Better not flaunt your show case; your Halloween looks more like Christmas
Kermit:
You're rapping is illegal; I’ll get jalapeño business
Jim:
You’re just a Z-list celebrity, while we’re gigantic superstars
Hollywood stops at our signal; 
Kermit:
that’s how relevant we are
Jim
While you were staring in the mirror, my audience was the one laughing
Kermit:
I’ll give you a Frog’s-Eye View of Life’s Greatest Rapping
Jim:
You need to Argue with yourself to decide whether to spare me
Kermit:
When your gold filler’s a sign you want your Sugar Daddy’s D
*Kermit Laugh*

Jeff:
End your “benefits” with Sam and Friends as I Spark your Insanity
Little Jeff:
I’d only lose in your dreams; Nightmare on Sesame Street
Jeff:
Looks like Peanut isn’t the only one thrown off of your high Hill
Little Jeff:
You’re invoking Sex and Violence, but you’re as charismatic as Nigel
Jeff:
You threw out your only Oscar? Your humor’s darker than a Crystal
Little Jeff:
Seems you’re bene-superficial, even more than artificial
There’s nothing left to say about these glorified proctologists
Jeff:
With all the crap you spit, no wonder your toys are bottomless


Jim Henson Vs Jeff Dunham|GridLine Rap Battles #5(Feat. Mr. Tibbs,BetaSpark, & Ryan Shackle)

Hey guys, what's up? Today we have two of the greatest fiction authors ever, J.R.R Tolkien vs C.S Lewis! Only one thing this time for the description, sorry for the bad casting for a Lewis voice, not much rhyme or reason about it, it's just not great. Anyway, lyrics!

RedFriction as C.S Lewis
Mr. Tibbs as J.R.R Tolkien

LYRICS:
You are never too old to set a goal or new dream
But as the day ends, it’s hard to capture your die-hard lunacy
Dear God, I apologize, but I shan’t defend the hackneyed
I proclaim myself the winner; you hardly know Jacksie
Leave this battle behind, ‘cause there’s better for you ahead
Yes, it Dawned on me by that short pier on which you Tread
I’ve got you wrapped around my finger, so make yourself disappear
Now scuttle off before I kill you like Sean Bean’s acting career


I do Nazi you healing in the ba-boon of your defiance
Let’s see where your ass lands, since you’re nothing without lyin’
Prepare for my hardships and your extraordinary destiny
You should turn back now before you break your progressive streak
Enough with twists and turns; when it comes to rapping, less is Moria
I’ve seen more civility scraping barrels down in Syria
Faun-ing over little girls? May God have mercy on this scourge
You’re under real hot pressure when you step in middle earth!

How dare you create a faulty world with wartime concomitant
And I’m angry at your victory for being non-existent
I’m whipping more flames than a Balrog to cover you with smaug
So much so, they should rename your book, the abolition of John!

Neither Sauron nor I can see you ‘cause it’s dark in your closet
You shall Return to the King at Don; you’re Quixotic
Prepare to leave unfinished tales, this Battle will be your Last
Now Lego, las, since like Oxford, you shall not pass!

GridLine Rap Battles

C.S Lewis vs J.R.R Tolkien| GridLine Rap Battles #7(Feat. RedFriction & Mr. Tibbs)

*Note Cover is not finished yet, will update when finished*
Mr Tibbs as Davy Crockett
Zawesome as Steve Irwin

Davy:
Crockett’s coming in, and he’s gnashing his teeth
I’m glad you volunteered to document your defeat
I’m the Frontier King; you’re a Croc of shit Hunter
Ol’ Betsy’s taking shots at your land Down Under
I’m the prouder vet, marching out in my coonskin
You made your own nation cringe; the Steakhouse always wins 
Just bear with me, Steve; I’ll take you down like a toddler
While you pinned crocs, like the one you almost fed Robert

Steve:
Crikey! We have a wild cat gone stray
Who thinks he can school me in just four days
You think I’d conserve my thoughts against a bird-brain? Hardly!
I bring fair dinkum rhymes that are hotter than a Barbie
Just go root for the home team, ‘cause I’m ballin’ to the goal
My home turf’s not as dry as your barreled down flow
Remember the Ala-moment you were crowned Queen of Memphis
You can’t handle my hell if you can’t make it in Texas

Davy:
You’re the bogan Hogan who was ready to take a dive
But your lines were flatter than the fish that took your life
I’ll gun you down with my musket, mount your head on my plaque
Make that 105 bears, and one kangaroo Jack

Steve:
While my legacies aging, you don’t have much to repute
Disney’s too Wildfired up to give you the reboot
Now I taught the whole world on how to care for nature
But even I can’t teach them to love a folklore failure

Davy Crockett Vs Steve Irwin| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2 Episode 1

We are back with legendary British ruler, King Arthur, pitted against video game swordsman, Link! Video arrives this sunday! Enjoy!

RedFriction as King Arthur
Mr. Tibbs as Link

Beat by: Allrounda
Cover by: Captain Warrior

Lyrics:

King Arthur:
You’ll fall in three days’ time; terrible fate’s been written
But the sun never sets on the glory of Great Britain
Can’t tackle my high rule with a Hyrule Indiana
You’re a Far East softie; I should call you Peter Panda
You blow more than your cartridge, and that Ocarina doesn’t finish
I’ll pop a cap in your ass to leave this Hero de-Minished
When compared to my Legends, you’re just a thrown controller
Your words only cut as deep as your glorified lawnmower

Link:
I’m a Legendary nexus; an ambidextrous challenger
Who can hold his own against a man of your ex-caliber
You’re a relic from the Past; I’ll leave your Legacy reduced
Pull your sword from your stones so you’ll never reproduce
This monarch before me will be crushed like a butterfly
I’d Smash your skull like a pot, but there’s no value inside
I never sausage a myth since the wizard in the closet
Even your sleazy uncle couldn’t stop your films from flopping

King Arthur:
That verse was more wooden than your spirit father
The One True King will slaughter Mrs. Doubtfire’s daughter
I split Time-lines with Triforce; you split eardrums with noise
What I can’t fathom is the army of syco-fanboys
Take a Breather of the Wild so you can roast me like Ganon
Or I’ll serve your Magic Beans on toast, like your canon
The lady of the lake gave me the power divine
Which is more than I can say about your goldfish wife

Link:
Well, excuse me, Arthur, if you caught me relaxing
But your lines couldn’t be flatter if you left that Pen-draggin’
The presence of your legends lives on Guinevere’s pleasance
But your reign of terror is being trampled by a peasant
It’s a grave thing when Fantasy is Finally ended Timely
If they call you a Python, then go ahead and bite me
Go clop it from the tropics to your rotund home
‘Cause for a Hard Dazed Knight, it was too dangerous to go alone

Link vs King Arthur| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2 Episode 2

Merry Halloween you beautiful boys! We got a nice new rap battle for you! Today we have tormented soul and comic anti-hero, Frank Castle (A.K.A The Punisher) pitted against famous mob boss, Al Capone. Enjoy! (Video comes out October 5)

Cast
Mr. Tibbs as The Punisher
Ryan Shackle as Al Capone

Lyrics

The Punisher:
One batch, two batch, penny and dime
To take down a 100 million dollar prostitute guy
In this Scarface-off, all I need’s a kind word
To shoot you for a second time, with better aim than the first
Your life was pretty Weird to make little Al sicker
Crossing boundaries with rhymes; I’m a bootleg licker
You’re the American Dream if it went under a hacksaw
Because my verse will finish you off like your brush with tax fraud

Capone:
Soup’s on, Frank, now that the seasons have changed
‘Cause the milkman cometh, bringing your expiration date
An Afghan Hound with your arsenal seems hardly impartial
Now you’re not Untouchable when I become the Marshall
Mack rip-off trying to crush a Bug worse than mine
I’ll drown you in my still flow and put the X’s on your eyes
Take a roll of the dice, Pete, because your Punishment’s droll
Go back to your semi-tary; you should have stayed in your hole

The Punisher:
So this bluegrass bluenose class act thinks he can clap back
There’s nothing more laughable than watching a gangster rap
Take you down like Clay when you tried to box your teacher
Since your brain functions like the kids that took you to the cleaners
They went and Rocked your world and took your work for granite
But now I’ll watch you go up in Smokey, Bandit
I gave you one shot, Capone. It’s too bad you missed
But that’s all folks are gonna get from Snorky Pig

Capone:
Nice verse Frank, but you shouldn’t have said it
Someone wrote me a biography, you should’ve read it
Your mental Castle’s getting sieged, and there’s no way to defend it
Once and for all end this business like the 21st Amendment
You’re a reflection of me that deserves to be defaced
And when the dust settles, I’ll send some flowers to your grave
Go chase yourself to the morgue on the path to Ghost Rapper
You’ll catch your girl’s icy mitt after the CIA capped her

The Punisher vs Al Capone| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2 Episode 3

Shitposting time boyyyyyysssss! Today We've got the two big chain stores, Target and Walmart, pitted against each other with a surprise at the end! Video out tomorrow! Enjoy!

Written By: Mr. Tibbs & Goode Inc.
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Beat By: Tone Jonez
Thumbnail by: Lemon

CAST:
RedFriction as Target
RedFriction as Walmart
Mr. Tibbs as Amazon

LYRICS:
Target:
Calling all Customers, a limited time offer
Watch Walmart get wrecked by all the rhymes I have to offer
I’m the hottest on the market, Check my-Self Out while I’m beating you
Goodnight, Mr. Walton. This is the only time I’m greeting you
Here’s a thought, stop changing your damn layout every couple days!
If the customers aren’t serviced, then you’ll drive them all away
Think you’re above the law? Well, suit up! I’ll throw up my Betty Dukes
I’ve got my “Target” acquired! No AEDs is gonna fuck you

Walmart:
Open the Gates to my Cash Buffet, because my business is Bloomin’
I could count on one hand how much your customers are consumin’
I was cha-chinging in China, while the Canucks left you wincing
You can’t hold a Canadian candle to the bucks that I’m bringing
#1 in saving, dropping rhymes and prices like bombs
Your stores only best at being the #1 place for soccer moms
The Walton name is priceless, you can’t compete with my prices
Hell, in two years I could solve and pay off the student debt crisis

Target:
The Watchmen called, they want their logo back
Bullseye wouldn’t touch that shit if it was a bacon covered snack
Maybe my store has the Karens, but, my friend, you’ve got all the druggies
My prices are still low without having the waters muddied

Walmart:
While you were checking your prices for your dogs first class seat
I ran up so much profit, they’re still middling in the east
I expected more, but I guess you only get what you paid for 
I’ll finish your ass in a moment, there’s someone at the door

Amazon:
I got a 2-day prime delivery for a couple of dying brands
I’m one click away from you two catching these magic hands
Target, let’s be real, you’re just Kmart 2.0
And all your 1800 stores are as boring as your priced down flow
 You, Walmart, maybe open some fucking lines for a change
And stop hiring the elderly, maybe some money could be made
Here, I’ll recommend a book, its called “Learn How to Rhyme”
‘Cause unlike you fools I expect my deliveries to always be on time

Walmart Vs Target| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2 Episode 4

Merry Christmas month everyone! To celebrate the opening day of the final month of the year, we give you the fifth installment of GridLine Rap Battles Season 2! Today we have legendary animator and cartoonist, Walt Disney, pitted against similarly legendary children's books artist and author, Doctor Seuss!

Mr. Tibbs as Walt Disney
Mancala as Doctor Seuss
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Beat by: Omega Vision Music Group
Written by: Ryan Shackle, Mr. Tibbs, and Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
Walt:
Hot dog! I’ll make you better with a kick in the teeth
Your success is the size of Disneyland: incomplete
With a monetary moniker and portfolio in rapture
I’m on more planes of glory than a camera could ever capture
With a Wocket in your Pocket, I see the Doc is pretty toxic
You’ve got Once-ler flow, which you’ll see the apple drop in
And from Snow White to Poppins, you can’t make my impact lapse
So come in; be my guest. I’ll even let the beard pass

Seuss:
Going Green Eggs and Ham in a Sam I Am-bic dictation
Your raps sucked more than your former occupation
With stolen credit from your brother, lack of Fleischer’s compliance
And just Cari-bein’ stubborn; now you’re a true pirate
You’re a foolish nerd, with rhyme skill two sizes too small
I’ve seen through more cels in the heads on my wall
A little bug went Ka-choo, and now your empire is done
I can’t wait for The Cat to tear your soulmate a new one
So prepare to bite the bullet with Davy Crockett on the trigger
Give you rigor Mortimus, with no mercy from my vigor
Don’t think I’m here to unclaim all the joy you set in motion
But your raps prove maybe you should’ve actually been frozen

Walt:
What a thrilling conclusion. Must have taken three months
But these Seussical endeavors must be halted at once
Because you tried to make a mountainous work kids would renown
But you slipped up, making you rap butter side down
Your rhymes make me sick; I should call a real doctor
And your books have had more boners than Harry Potter
I’ll leave you sleeping with the fishes, both the red and the blue
And your verse is more disgraceful than your “Private” Snafu
If you’re gonna take me down, quit the talk and get to work
I dare you to make your next verse with only 50 words
Your whole presence is a goose egg even Horton wouldn’t hatch
But never lose sight of one thing: that it started with a rap

Seuss:
Excuse me if I’m Kurt, but I’ll rustle up a smirch
Once they make your work illegal, I’ll gladly pass the torch
I spit so sick, it’s what turned my final page
Plus, I drew every creature in the works that bear my name
You’d like a man who took the gold more than any other person
Would take my breath away, like a matricidal burden
Now, don’t cry because I beat you; smile because you fought me
But now it’s time that I, the Seuss, carve the roast beast

Cover by: Commander Jacob

Walt Disney vs Doctor Seuss| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2 Episode 5

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What's up boys, we are back with an audio release for some fun! Today we got the legendary Japanese terror, Godzilla, against former President of the United States, Harry Truman, enjoy!

CAST:
Freshy Kanal as Godzilla
Raichous as Harry Truman

LYRICS:
Godzilla:
I’m the pinnacle reptile, call me Monster Zero-One
With the size to backup my rhyme skill, second to none
I’m a mic Destroyah, but we already knew I spit fire
Here’s a Fair Deal: I won’t crush you if you retire
You’re puny, mortal, too emasculate for a foe
You’re as unguarded as the last time you stepped down from your post
I made King Kong my bitch, even the Avengers couldn’t harm me
Now I’m dunkin’ on your raps like I did to Charles Barkley
There’s not a single thing you’ve done that’s ever turned a profit
The original failed businessman to be elected to office
You’ve got nothing to say, but this Monsterverse was legendary
You can’t beat this, so go on then, give me hell, Harry

Truman:
I was sipping bourbon when I was called to fight an iguana
Now it’s time to tip the scales on a stuntman in a condom
I’m a True Man; I speak my mind, just look through the Doctrine
And I’m not the only office that has bombs worth dropping
I can see the headlines already, print says Truman beats Godzilla
‘Cause despite your snickery, your films are far too vanilla
You dunk into the ocean, perhaps to hide from CPS, I see
But that freak of kid's defense is likely throwing his eggs at me

Godzilla:
Kaiju not tell when you’re outmatched? I’m known for wiping out armies
So this ancient waste of office space could never hope to scar me
After one shitty season, it's time to end the Truman Show
‘Cause I’ve tore down your rhymes like I devastated Tokyo

Truman:
I'm not exactly the one to hinder upon the churches
but your revival did that for me, by rendering the God worthless
I haberdashed your chances of a Resurgence of rhymes
As I plunged your ass back in the sea for the final time

Godzilla:
Eisen-howah ‘bout you retreat? Or I’ll just end your term early
You’d need an Oxygen-Destroyer to pardon this turkey
The King of Monsters just sent another peasant straight to jail
This old man’s just frustrated 'cause, like his organs, he failed

Truman:
I’m a seasoned veteran; you’re a brine-spitting toad
Even Dewey could defeat you. There’s your headline, Chicago
So I’ll seal the deal against this threat from the Far East
I spit phat rhymes to beat you, now a fat man to kill this beast

Beat by: Allrounda
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Cover by: Commander Jacob
Art by: Cyancoat Enzo

Godzilla Vs Harry Truman| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

"OH MY"

The WWE Superstar John Cena goes up against the famous actor from Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage in a rap battle for the SMRB Championship

Writing: Fightmarker, AaronGPeters, and Mason
Chiseling: Dani Frias, and Walk
Mixed by Jordan
Flowtest by Rabi 
Beat: by Audio Network
Beat edited by Dani and Fight
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon and Fight
Cast
Announcer: Vlad
Johnny Cage: Alex The Beast
@user-650786333-593076861
John Cena: Seth
@seth-wisniewski-1:

LYRICS
Johnny Cage
So the posterboy for Good Ol Wrasslin wants to fight in this Cage
Well then Let’s Go Cena, try and take center-stage
Looking at your acting credits, and it’s getting pretty sad
Dude, you went from being The Marine to being Fred’s Dad (Ooooo)
Let’s move on, I’m an actual fighter, does this look fake to you!
I take Orton’s babyface far more seriously than you, dude
Scene 1, Cena couldn’t throw one punch in my gut
Scene 2, Cage gives him a punch in the nuts
CM Punked by your fanbase, it really must suck
As much as you pucker up to McMahon for a quick buck
You must stick to the script before you get me to rage
Remember one thing though, Fruity Pebble, You Just Got Caged

John Cena
Go search for relevancy somewhere else, Mr. Dying Brand
I’ll leave you like in the second film, your whole career is in my hands
You can’t see me though, through those undercover cop shades
With your Stryker like physique, you should work for Sonya Blade
1, 2, 3, I won, give your broken legacy to your daughter
Get back backstage before I rearrange your whole posture
Facing me is a bigger problem, I go no holds barred
You’re pretty much screwed when I lower your health bar
You need an Attitude Adjustment, since you think you’re damn hard
Well I’ll go RAW on this dude who can’t even uppercut that far 
I make my raps count while you couldn't step into the arena
Another failed blockbuster got busted by JOHHNNN CENNNAAAA

Johnny Cage
Your Time is Up Cena, you should leave the acting to the pros
Because in this Smackdown, you’re getting more fucked up than your nose!
With all this Playing with Fire, no wonder why rap didn’t want him
like your music career, you’re Batista Bombing and hitting Rock Bottom
Don’t talk about relevancy, when a prank call was your Revival
You don’t have a Legacy, you were handed out every title
Compared to the literal gods I fight with, you got no lethality
You’re just a phony Cena, So I’ll take you out with this verbal BRUTALITY 

John Cena
You should of said “I Quit!’, your stubbornness will lose you this round
Your greatest wins can’t compare to THE 16 TIMES I’VE BEEN CROWNED
I carried the WWE, been the biggest entertainer since The Rock
While you’re video games consistently end up commercial flops!
Oh so you think your hot shit! Left every single record smashed!
But one quick Google search puts you below Crawford, Carson, & Cash
I’m done battling another fan, but there’s one thing i have to dispatch
How ironic that Johnny got his ass whipped in a lyrical cage match

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