Happy Halloween! Again! Today we have a surprise matchup that's going to catch a lot of you off guard, it's the titular character from Bram Stokers classic novel, Count Dracula, against the anti-hero of the Mario universe, Wario! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Wario
Freshy Kanal as Count Dracula

LYRICS:
WARIO:
It’s good to be alive, says-a-me on your street
Count on me, I’ll make a bloody mary of this beat
You’re getting long in the tooth like your movies
They call me wah, but the hood call you dookie
Your closet smell doesn’t match to my man odor
You went from a bad soldier to Bram Stoker
Without the blood in your body you’re just a sham poser
Whatchu seduce the ladies for when you lack boner
You got charged for your deathwish (wah)
Dimes carved out your necklace (wah)
I munch on garlic for breakfast (wah)
One fart and you’re dead bitch
Ask the kingdom, I wear the crown in this race
You can’t hypnotize deez nutz to stay out of your face
I’m revving up the motor when the track’s hittin
I could beat your ass in tennis, call that bat-minton

DRACULA:
Cool mustache, Stalin
It’s Dracul straight out the coffin
Now it’s my turn to kill the mic
You’ll place 2nd, turn your road into a Silver Mine
I remain the craziest blood sucker, 
I’ll turn Daisy to the tastiest gut supper
And I make the whole neighbourhood shudder, 
The only jokes you crack are straight from your butt, plumber
I’m rocking in my castle cuz I’ve always been invited
You couldn’t fit your booty through the door if you tried it
And let’s be honest, lookin at your bare bones
No one wants to see your full moon, Wario Werewolf
Your fans don’t care about your 5 second attention crap
I’m less shortsighted than you while taking a nap
I would slice you like meatballs in your spaghetti
But it seems Elon Musk butchered you already

WARIO:
You think you got the crowd, but I can get louder
I’m the center of the party, you can’t get past the bouncer
To save the princess I’ll rampage your Romania
While you just prey on girls #cancelvania
Ram wood in your heart and then Wario take treasures
I’ve seen vegetarians handle a stake better
Got no friends, so there's no one to miss you. 
even your reflection got up and ditched you

DRACULA:
I’ve no need for your fortunes as I feast on your organs
as I fill graveyards with corpses as I leave kiddies as orphans 
And don’t get your witch in our clashes
When I ignite the mic, I turn Ashley to ashes
While I stay immortal, I watch your mushroom crowds burning
Where’d you get the dub from, Olympic Couchsurfing?
I’m out here scoring, you’re never getting kissed
Tried to shoot your shot with Daisy but doh you missed!
I’m in the shadow of the moonlight from my castle
You’ll stay in the shadows, sucking Mario’s asshole

Beat By: JeeJuh
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Wario Vs Count Dracula | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

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THINK REMIX  Tack FULL

Come Along With Me But Every Turn a Different Cover is Used - (FNF Come Along With Me BETADCIU)

Spongebob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Plankton sing Break My Mind (FNAF 4 song) [AI Cover]

Sleep well fnaf ai cover

A Mad World Without You (Slowed and Reverbed)

Endead makes a lyrics cover for Last Course FNF Mario’s Madness V2 because of a lyrics camp that failed miserably-
And now it’s on SoundCloud yayayayayaya
Credits :
-Last Course by FriedFrick & Sandi
-Lyrics, VA & Art by Endead

Last Course with Lyrics (Cover) - FNF Mario’s Madness V2

Literary rap battles! Is back and at full swing  this time around we take a good look at a tragic love story who’s impact has been felt for generations and will be remembered fondly by its memorable writing and masterful handling of an already exsisting world…and The Divine Comedy, yet again we’re infinitely thankful to see you keep tuning in to this silly little corner of the internet and for next time…well time for “it” to do “it’s” part 

CAST: 

TAFox as Ebony D’arkness  Dementia Raven Way

WeThink as Dante Alighieri 
(You’re already here) 
TaigaTonic as Virgil 

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Character art by ForgottenSons & WeThink 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Beat Prod. by Simmi Beats 
CoverArt by Toastie  


Lyrics: 

Ebony: 0:15-0:47 
I pull up with a black dress, dark corset and harness, ready to kill the mic, ay!
And some leather boots that will stomp this loser, you finna get ignit-ed! 
Don't get on your high horse, you´re self righteous and snobby 
Trust fund baby, who cries about The Guelphs as a hobby 
I enjoy pain, so i'll get kicks out of your beat down of a track, dude
Then you'll talk to the hand, as I put up my middle finger at you 
This chickenshit bitch sickens me, Bro c’mon just grow a pear 
If you wanna do y’know what with Beatriz, just arrange a damn affair (sigh!!!) 
That's the only way your ass got married anyways so, get bent!, 
Fitting someone that went to hell all can do now is repent 

Dante: 1:03-1:37 
Scholar and lyricist in a verbal feud with a student clashes? 
(Take notes!) you're about to see a rhetorical master in practice 
Present yourself as some Vampire right? 
Clever way to hide the fact that you don’t go outside 
Quite the pale skin, of course I see right through thee 
Afraid I might outclass you? Well then Mary, sue me 
An iconic tale of love and loss simply has no relation 
To the story based on the awkward phase of a lost generation
Your shipping’s hell, whilst my creation is nothing short of heaven sent 
We both met damnation since the start, but only one of us got to ascend 

Ebony: 1:38-1:52
For this verse I'm wearing fishnets, so you can get the hook 
Bout how your judgment ain’t preach, more like nose, crooked 
so take your Red fit, Saint prick, and use daddy’s sack to pay your taxes too 
We’re both hopeless romantics, but i'm better partly 
Cuz I didn’t drag Christians to a one man pity party 
And while both our loves a whole new chapter opened 
all your wuss ass did was more impotent 

Dante: 1:53-2:11 
Expected from a forsaken hack, I think I ought to mention? 
While your persona can be taken for comedy, proves you need divine intervention 
Virgil : Please, Dante is the boldest soldier,  the Supreme writer of Italy as well (Fax!) 
Therefore I shan’t be held liable, by the only damned student on Howgarts who can’t spell! 
(Virgil: Ohhh) 
My love is the kind that moves the sun and stars, yours is just scary filth! 
Funny, My Chemical Romance fan, but has none on the one she’s sharing with
While you slither into a hell of eternal mockery, you satanist! 
I’ve earned myself a throne next to God’s and to my Beatriz!

My Immortal vs The Divine Comedy ft. TAFox & TaigaTonic

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

(This battle went from conception to release in almost exactly one week. It's just a little bonus to celebrate the new year. We all want to forget 2020 ever happened and move forward, and these characters symbolize that feeling perfectly.)

GamingPlush64 as Goner Kid
Snakebite126 as Bloody GIR

Goner Kid:
Have you ever thought about a world in which you don’t exist?
A world where Jhonen didn’t probe this gorey picture to show to kids?
A world where he didn’t throw a fit and stick you into episodes of Zim?
A world where you shone on Nick and weren’t forced to shill for Netflix?
A world where your show went from cult classic to legendary
A world where your execs weren’t forced to scrap it for ratings 
It terrifies me… but that timeline is now gone, and well,
When it comes to your cash flow… It’s Raining Somewhere Else
An easter egg in the background with opacity all the way down will not make viewers squeal
And it’s certainly pertinent that your entire cult fanbase can’t even agree when you’re real
So best check your Fun Value ‘cuz I think your show is a bore and Nick’s golden boy does it way better
You’ve got no umbrella to cover your shame on the mic under my reign, so let’s just forget this

Bloody GIR:
You’re weird. (hmmm) in dire need of some self esteem
‘Cuz your bars just keep missing - call you MC number seventeen
You’re already so pale, guess this kid’s lightweight
Well, I’ll turn you Bloody too ‘cuz you’re In my way.
No Undyne to save you - my rhymes with scathe you
While you hide away and lie in wait to
Occupy a day you find a human to whine and complain to
‘Bout how your timeline hates you - while I just make do
You can find my face by brightening frames and I’m gracing who I’m opaque to
And on a beat I spit
Your burns are just taking the piss - Gonorrhea Kid
It’s Bloody GIR - I be thuggin’ runnin’ a clean verse
I gave my show a claim to fame - you just muddied yours

Goner Kid:
I told you to forget me… I do not want to face you...
Please get this battle’s editor to digitally replace you...
Your Followers have moved on… you’re no longer their CORE...
Make like your fanbase and don’t think about this anymore...

Bloody GIR:
Don’t like my appearance? Well, check the other fourteen
I take the dub, you’re taking after W. D.
Your talent must’ve been what Gaster Dark, Darker, Yet Darker Harvested
You sucked so hard they should rename you to Hyper Goner Kid

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Mixed and Mastered by adroitwhiz
Illustrated by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi

Wario Vs Count Dracula | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

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