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I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service by searchandrescuewoods

CREEPYPASTA STORIES-
►0:00​ "Why my father went into the woods" Creepypasta
►16:08​ "I could do with a few inches less" Creepypasta
►33:58​ "There was a Toy store in our town that sold animal masks" Creepypasta
►46:40​ "Someone on my Prison Cell Block Wouldn't Stop Crying. Now I Know Why" Creepypasta
►1:06:30​ "Has this happened to anyone else on DMT?" Creepypasta
►1:23:52​ "I Worked in a Fire Lookout for 10 Years. We look out for more than just fires" Creepypasta
►2:01:23​ "My father had a home lab he kept locked. I broke in" Creepypasta
Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination. 

LISTEN TO CREEPYPASTAS ON THE GO-
SPOTIFY► https://open.spotify.com/show/7l0iRPd...​
iTUNES► https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast...​

SUGGESTED CREEPYPASTA PLAYLISTS-
►"Good Places to Start"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7YCb...​
►"Personal Favourites"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEa2R...​
►"Written by me"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX6RA...​
►"Long Stories"- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...​

FOLLOW ME ON-
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CREEPYPASTA MUSIC/ SFX- 
►http://bit.ly/Audionic​ ♪
►http://bit.ly/Myuusic​ ♪
►http://bit.ly/incompt​ ♪
►http://bit.ly/EpidemicM​ ♪

-This creepypasta is for entertainment purposes only-

7 CHILLING Reddit Horror Stories for a long drive at night

On this episode: Rory brings up his issues with the JBN (17:12) including his experience at “See, The Thing Is…” (18:35). Joe and the guys recap NBA All Star Weekend (22:40), Daylyt’s skill level (27:30), LeBron James &amp; Steph Curry’s bromance (29:11), and Joe’s own basketball performance (43:15). Oprah conducts an interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle (45:53) that strikes an eerie resemblance to Princess Diana’s tell-all from 25 years ago (53:00), and Piers Morgan storms off the set of ‘Good Morning Britain’ after receiving backlash over his comments towards the couple (1:07:18). The guys discuss the Woody Allen documentary, ‘Allen v. Farrow,’ (1:14:00) and share their opinions over Coming 2 America (1:22:55), including a *SPOILER ALERT* at (1:25:55). Swizz Beats and Timbaland sell Verzuz to Triller with both parties declining to disclose financial details regarding the sale (1:43:46). A call with Swizz Beats (1:54:26), Larry Jackson (1:59:53), a discussion over the Ambies Podcast Academy Awards (2:19:10), and MORE!&nbsp; For more exclusive content: become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast at  Sleeper Picks of the Episode&nbsp; Joe | Phabo - “Come” Rory | Joyce Wrice - “On One” (Ft. Freddie Gibbs)&nbsp; Mal | Jae Skeese - “Suede Uppers”&nbsp; Parks | J.Arrr - “And 1”

Episode 422 | "I Have An Ego"

Help support the Giggles Movie if you can on Indiegogo: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/giggles-indie-horror-movie#/

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Online searches proved fruitless.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/searchandrescuewoods
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlGyKJWoSRI
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/hboajx/a_compendium_of_lost_spaces_the_obscure_object/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

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A Compendium of Lost Spaces: The Obscure Object by searchandrescuewoods

Welcome to the Redditor podcast! Here you will find all of Redditor's best Reddit stories from his YouTube channel. This is episode 100. This entitled parent doesn't believe that vaccines really work - she ends up arguing with a pharmacy employee!





r/EntitledParents | ANTI-VAX KAREN IN A PHARMACY!

Orginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAZw3yX7ZIM

【﻿𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘦】 - Happy Face

CREEPYPASTA STORY►by avery-sinclair: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comm...​
Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination. 

LISTEN TO CREEPYPASTAS ON THE GO-
SPOTIFY► https://open.spotify.com/show/7l0iRPd...​
iTUNES► https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast...​

CREEPY THUMBNAIL ART BY►Wildweasel339: https://www.deviantart.com/wildweasel...​

SUGGESTED CREEPYPASTA PLAYLISTS-
►"Good Places to Start"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7YCb...​
►"Personal Favourites"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEa2R...​
►"Written by me"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX6RA...​
►"Long Stories"- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...​

FOLLOW ME ON-
►Twitter: https://twitter.com/Creeps_McPasta​
►Instagram: https://instagram.com/creepsmcpasta/​
►Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/creepsmcpasta​
►Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CreepsMcPasta​

CREEPYPASTA MUSIC/ SFX- 
►http://bit.ly/Audionic​ ♪
►http://bit.ly/Myuusic​ ♪
►http://bit.ly/incompt​ ♪
►http://bit.ly/EpidemicM​ ♪

-This creepypasta is for entertainment purposes only-

"The Heflin Case of 2007" Creepypasta

Original Song by: Rockit Gaming
YouTube: https://youtu.be/e0DkrWWFKQA

Lyrics:

La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la

Footsteps that go down halls
With uniforms, we blend into the atmosphere, twitching with resounding fear
And we sit at our desk, the fear, it haunts our head
Tested, how far we bend, a lesson learned

We're the porcelain, mannequins break open our skulls again
We want you to bully us, like we, we bullied them
Tightly wound, draw the crownd, cut the ropes, the traps are out
We want you to bully us, like we, we bulliеd them

We hold what you want, this maze will go bеyond
This house of broken ones
We hold what you want, she came in from the maw
This house of broken ones

Such a young age, yet their prospects are in the litter bin
Commit a little sin, you'll repent with Ritalin
It's written in their soul, like an unholy report card
So go and wait outside the office of the lord, God
Oh lord, please, give us our portion of bread
While these orphans of dread leave us caught in a web
Mother, she should've aborted instead
Agreed to leave them in this demon-festered borstal and fled
Still, of course, they'll have met an unfortunate death
That'll happen when a hammer meets a porcelain head
These school bullies ignore studies to pull pulleys
'Cause it's all funny to be awfully cruel and boil bunnies
Your losin' your cool, sonny, you're losin' your grip
I'll dissipate and slip away as quick as a fool's money
Mad as a box of frogs condemned to die for science
Just for questionin', why it's the tyrants that triumph

We're the porcelain, mannequins break open our skulls again
We want you to bully us, like we, we bullied them
Tightly wound, draw the crowds, cut the ropes, the traps are out
We want you to bully us, like we, we bullied them

We hold what you want, this maze will go beyond
This house of broken ones
We hold what you want, she came in from the maw
This house of broken ones

This house of broken ones
This house of broken ones
This house of broken ones
This house of broken ones

We hold what you want, this maze will go beyond
This house of broken ones
We hold what you want, she came in from the maw
This house of broken ones

We're the porcelain, mannequins break open our skulls again
We want you to bully us, like we, we bullied them
Tightly wound, draw the crowds, cut the ropes, the traps are out
We want you to bully us, like we, we bullied them

La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la

Little Nightmares 2 BULLIES BOSS Rap Song | Rockit Gaming & Dan Bull (Unofficial Soundtrack

On this episode: Joe, Rory, Mal, and Parks jump into new music that dropped on Friday (17:25), including Blxst’s 2-pack (18:50), Benny The Butcher (20:15), and 070 Shake (27:00). The guys discuss A Boogie breaking up with his girlfriend (34:15), women asking questions that men don’t understand (37:40), Mal’s fear of flirting (40:40), how a man safely courts a woman with Joe (54:00), and how a woman knows when a guy likes her (1:00:40). Kanye West changes his number on Kim Kardashian (1:09:52), and VERZUZ announces a Ghostface/Raekwon battle (1:26:28). The guys recap Snowfall, John Singleton, and Freeway Rick Ross (1:51:40), and Stacey Dash apologizes for her past Trump support stating she “made a lot of mistakes” (2:03:35). Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez split, calling off a 2-year engagement (2:08:55), and Joe speaks to creating his own documentary (2:13:00). Boycotting the Grammy’s (2:27:35), canceling Pepé Le Pew (2:29:17), Rory’s Walt Disney diss (2:20:10), Mister Cee’s confession to Maino (2:38:25) and MORE!&nbsp; &nbsp; For more exclusive content: become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast at

Episode 423 | "The Sources"

One of my favorite classics, The Evil Furby!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJqCzppDeAo

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.creepypasta.com/mr-widemouth/

Mr. Widemouth by perfectcircle35

I do enjoy this series! I want more Candle Cove!

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Candle_Cove

Candle Cove by Kris Straub

One of the most infamous stories in the MLP community.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThKRjWyHt_I

Read along! The story can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qTTzMqlRTHeHIarZZhwQhADc-1aff9fkHKWx-kn0wMk/edit?hl=en

Cupcakes by Sergeant Sprinkles (Ponypasta)

Fun Fact: This story has over 4,000,000 views on Mr. Creepy Pasta's YouTube and it is most viewed and popular video; it was also his 50th video! Yay!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2K5I3NJtiQ

Jeff the Killer

More for you Jeff lovers!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXyOmXh_clY

Jeff Is Back

A wildly successful horror story that may or may not be true. Judge for yourself. It was the Best Monthly Winner 2015 on Reddit's NoSleep.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YskG1zqMfxo

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/?st=j7se648r&sh=0314d41f & https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ijnt6/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/?st=j7lcpkn6&sh=f6c99ada

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service by searchandrescuewoods (1/4)

Creepypasta in time for Halloween. I hear a lot of you guys are asking for more horror stories from this series so here you go! 

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0JaCFsh_gI
Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iocju/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/?st=j84ubnb7&sh=4dcbecfc & https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3jadum/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/?st=j8aiff0q&sh=c82cf62d

I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service by searchandrescuewoods (2/4)

This is becoming some of my favorite and most eerie tales to record this Halloween season. Some real horror for you guys before we get too deep into October.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnvbUGn8MTs
Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3kd90k/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/?st=j84uc1uy&sh=cef141a7 & https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ppq81/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/?st=j8jmh0df&sh=ccaf68a5

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 12)

I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service by searchandrescuewoods (3/4)

Happy Friday the 13th and as an added horror story to celebrate, here's the final part to the "I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service.". Keep looking forward to Halloween!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWcZTNYio_U

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ppq81/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/?st=j84uc97g&sh=d8322a75, https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3sktwj/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/?st=j8qoq6pg&sh=1eddca08, & https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ydj67/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/?st=j8qoqlcc&sh=b2c8358a

I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service by searchandrescuewoods (4/4)

Little known fact: There's more of Search and Rescue Story from the same Author! Also SyFy's Channel Zero will be featuring Search and Rescue in the next season! Congrats to searchandrescuewoods!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07vGoEQ2jXI

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4r2kvl/im_an_sar_officer_update_1/?st=j8rf3sup&sh=8df3ed8d & https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4r835f/im_an_sar_officer_update_2/?st=j9xffy8z&sh=a1bb9213

More Mysteries from Search and Rescue by searchandrescuewoods

Help support the Giggles Movie if you can on Indiegogo: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/giggles-indie-horror-movie#/

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Oh my god...

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/BunnyB03/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBN19FnnGpo
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/fitsbi/i_was_rear_ended_by_a_murderer_now_im_expected_to/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

I Was Rear Ended By a Murderer, Now I'm Expected to Take His Place by N.M.Brown

Help support the Giggles Movie if you can on Indiegogo: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/giggles-indie-horror-movie#/

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So that’s her name!

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/BunnyB03/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt030jBVeq8
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/fk7uxs/i_was_rear_ended_by_a_murderer_now_im_running_for/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

I Was Rear Ended by a Murderer, Now I'm Running for My Life by Natalie Brown (2/?)

Help support the Giggles Movie if you can on Indiegogo: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/giggles-indie-horror-movie#/

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That definitely gets my attention.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/BunnyB03/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ASQ4xFdaow
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/fqunuw/i_was_rear_ended_by_a_murderer_i_just_woke_up/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

I Was Rear Ended by a Murderer, Now I Just Woke Up Next to Myself in a Hospital Bed. by Natalie Brown (3/?)

Help support the Giggles Movie if you can on Indiegogo: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/giggles-indie-horror-movie#/

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I remembered him.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/S_is_for_Smeagol/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3sQO12AtJA
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/koset4/something_used_to_live_in_my_grandmothers_closet/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Something Used to Live in My Grandmother's Closet by S_is_for_Smeagol

Help support the Giggles Movie if you can on Indiegogo: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/giggles-indie-horror-movie#/

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Dude...how did we not hear about this?

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/IEscapedFromALab/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UpoCtvNS_4
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jj1985/if_you_see_a_downed_aircraft_in_the_everglades/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

If You See a Downed Aircraft in the Everglades, Avoid It by A. Floridian

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

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Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

A Compendium of Lost Spaces: The Obscure Object by searchandrescuewoods

Mr. Creepy Pasta's Storytime