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"I died in my sleep. What I saw haunts me" Creepypasta

A face-off between Texas' titan of horror against the ever unclear mass murderer of the Scream franchise

Written by R the Writer
Titanium1208 as Leatherface
Stofferex as Ghostface
Thumbnail by Stofferex
Audio Mixed by Mancha
Beat Prod. by BeeSaa Beats

Leatherface:
I'll tell ya the reason you shouldn't mess with Texas
Cause soon as I seen ya you're gonna be my breakfast
You're from a trite teen comedy with its horror so-so
The body of Shaggy with the voice of Mojo Jojo
Nothing but some brats obsessed with the silver screen
The only kind of slasher that gets murdered by the teens
I could turn your final girl into some Campbell's soup
While you only could rid her through payment disputes

Ghostface:
This decaying relic aged even worse than his gramps did
Stick to moaning and groaning because your writing is rancid
So you think me a comedy? Then how's this for a laugh?
You trip over your chainsaw and end up sliced in half!
Running hoops around Hooper, and every sequel he's wrought
Only Craven in the way that he's afraid of getting caught 
I'll leave you hung, stabbed, and shot, camera or not
Just like your face turn in 3D you've lost the plot
Maybe invest in some dentures cause from what I've seen 
Most eating you've done is off the lore of Ed Gein
You rep the lone star state, but I'll be honest
If I wanted scary Texans I'd just sit in on congress
In the current age of horror, you're not even worth a mention
Like a cloned phone in a dead zone, you're a hack with poor reception 
With all the rewrites and reboots your whole lore is undermined
Yet even with each new identity I'm still one of a kind

Leatherface:
Might as well be the same actor with your formula recycled
Just a Halloween costume that looks cheaper than Michael's
I'm the reason Jason and Freddy are still slashing
Only thing you brought to this genre was stunt casting
Always getting bitched around, even burned alive like MJ
While I'm cooking, make meals outta real fighters in MK
Fitting since in every film you're in y'all die
Even the so-called masterminds turn to fall guys
You may be the franchise face but don't ever forget
You won't come back if you bury more than David Arquette
Meanwhile I eat cops and chase them with a witness
Even Gale Weathers wants to stay out of my business 
Drop the phone, take me alone, and I'll beat your ass
Drain the color from your face, so no need for your mask
With a couple cuts, we'll have us some past-its-prime meat
Then I'll do what Nancy couldn't and swallow this rotten Skeet

Ghostface:
So you want to kill me now? Then you better come prepared
Could be anyone you know coming back for one more scare
You thought I'd praise your influence? I'd sooner just ignore you
Cause every real horror fan knows Peeping Tom came before you 
Hunted down your family, and now you're looking bitter
Rendered me the winner as diners become the dinner
So if I didn't Stab you now, it'd be a pity
Cause mentally I've left you far more scarred than Sidney

Ghostface vs Leatherface - Rap Battle

Fred Durst:
I'm Ready to Go, bro, so back up, back up!
Let's hope like Sir Handel you won't slip, ya fuck (yeah!)
Limp Bizkit’s the shit, spittin’ RAW and that's the truth
I can tell you're scared of me, punk, your face is comin’ loose
Sharp flows like traffic cones to leave your ass scarred
So wooden, no wonder you got sent to the lumber yard
This Air Raid Vehicle will rip up and tarmac ya, there's no escape
I make British shit better, check my cover of Faith
Spewin’ pure hate, don't dare to try n’ Duck your fate
Haven't spoken since Season 5, so how the fuck can you retaliate?

George the Steamroller:
Huh!
I’ve heard of you. You swank about, pretending you're a nu-metal saint
When really, none of that rubbish is true; you simply wouldn't exist if it weren't for Korn and Rage
Your rapping’s like your music: loud and utterly dull
I wish that Shaggy succeeded in drop kicking your thick skull
TTTE is loved globally
You're only played when a frat party needs an OST
After this, once again your reputation will get f**ed up
Smash you to bits like I was Gordon and you're a stuck truck
Working with fake fighters, no wonder you can’t throw punches
Show this homophobe who’s boss when my roller starts its crunching
How can you act like the people still adore ya
When your own inspirations are apologizing for ya?
And you need quit acting so ‘hip’ and ‘tight’
Duncan’s Rock n’ Rolled harder than you've ever done in your life 

Fred Durst:
Shut the hell up, I’m attracting real fans, yo
While last time I checked, only preschoolers watch your show
And if you stay stuck up, then you're lucked up
Next in line to be like that level crossing: fucked up
You’re flyin’ off the track considering the way you flowed
And now you're gonna get scrapped like your part in Magic Railroad
Failed to Bust-er a rhyme, so once again you’ll be replaced
THEN I’LL BE ROLLIN’ ALL OVER SODOR, LEAVING ZERO FUCKING TRACE

George the Steamroller:
Was that your Aguilera duet? ‘Cuz that verse was just tragic 
And you can't talk about movies, dare I mention The Fanatic?
Failed before in battle rap, so you losing this ain’t a shocker
I don't move for imitation alt rockers.
Railways should be ripped up and brought into decay
I think all your CDs should suffer the same fate
Now you've a REAL anecdote, so resurrect your dead ‘pod
And tell how I left more destruction than your set at Woodstock

@vinnyot as Fred Durst
TheMonarchy as George the Steamroller
Beat by redsymb
Written and Mixed by TheMonarchy
Fake Fighters Line Idea by @fightmarker
George Art by strawbrryp0ssum (https://twitter.com/strawbrryp0ssum)
Cover Art and Fred Durst Background by @jks-rap-battles
Special Thanks to Fightmarker, @user-246183970, Iris, @user-687454155 and JK03

Fred Durst vs George the Steamroller. Monarchy Rap Battles

MetaMachine as The Max Headroom Incident
Rosenthal as The Screenslaver
Writing by Alchemyking
Beat by Epistra
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by JK03
Logo by SPM1000
Special thanks: garbageGothic, MultiSuperVids, Korekitten, Spadical, TomPuffs

Max Headroom:
This is who they put me up against? Oh Jesus!
A flash-in-the-pan who gave their audience seizures!
Ain’t a hero, but it’s no stretch to say I’d leave them trounced, and—

Screenslaver:
THE SCREENSLAVER INTERRUPTS THIS VERSE FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
Think you’re bold and defiant? I’m rather dubious
When your whole claim to fame is just annoying all the Whovians
I tarnished the name of supers, leaving that shit erased
You’re just spouting garbage I’d find on a Twitter page!
I’d say your ego accounts for your “max head room”, though
You took over the news twice, I thought you’d learn some new jokes
Think you’re akin to rebels, with your spinning metal
But with that verse, you popped off worse than New Coke

Max Headroom:
You’re a devil running DEVcon, but can’t leave this fight managed
With your sequel’s reception, I don’t need to hijack it
I never got caught, while a housewife leaves you beat up
I serve you with my delivery, but it’s no cheap pizza
I’m beating this frickin’ liberal dead, live from Chicago
Call this your crap cartoon show; I’m coming in Clutch Cargo
I’m riding on amazing flow, like true pirate radio
How ‘bout you stop catching little kids and catch this ratio!
Your ideology’s like the modern media: empty
Your pa’s life was hung up when he said “They’re not out to get me!”
But in Deavor’s endeavors, she alienated Winston
I’d say your love is fading, but you had none to begin with!

Screenslaver
With your crude humor, you’re the one who’s mentally vacant
But with your shit raps, you don’t even need to feign defecation
Need better pen skills? You should go to John Hancock
Your unwavering smile is the true Horror of Fang Rock
Yeah, I’m ridding the heroes, but it’s to stop all the slaughter
The closest that you’d get to fly’s when you’re stopped with a swatter
You’ve faded from the public consciousness. You’re Voyd and null; you’re done
This dead legend’s on life support, so it’s time to pull the plug.

The Max Headroom Incident vs. The Screenslaver - Disney Rap Battles

APRIL FOOL’S! I don’t know what you thought you were going to see from me today, but come on- a battle between two undercover investigators posing as secretaries to uncover a corruption ring and return their company to some semblance of a reputation? It’s almost EXACTLY like FRB! …I’ll let you decide what that means. Anyhow, in today’s verbal fisticuffs, the characters being pitted together are:

Jolene, the quick-moving, cold-eyed bombshell Toad from the Glitz Pit, who’s dedicated all of her energy to finding her missing brother and reinstate him as the champion of the world-class fighting ring… 

And Roz, Monsters Inc.’s infamously mean-spirited secretary, who’s really an agent from the Child Detection Agency sent undercover to bring to light a corruption ring involving the Inc.’s famous door system! 

CAST:

garbageGothic as Jolene (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic

Red Rob as Roz (Monsters, Inc.)
https://www.youtube.com/@RedRobOfficial

Beat by Leo Barqui 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEZDXmtZBL4O1B2rEzxRvGA

Mix by MVDNVGHT 
https://www.youtube.com/@TheeMvdnvght

TN by Ryufan76
www.youtube.com/channel/UCYlm1k8GpfpyNuKm_KarxjA

Lyrics:
Jolene:
A new contestant? No, that can’t be
If you got in front of a crowd, they’d cause a stampede
Everyone would stand, flee, even the champ would back up in horror when
You’ve only Rose out of your chair to be replaced by family
Let’s go over the facts: even though you’re attached
To a notorious agency for the loneliest tasks
When they send Double-Oh-One to detect a child first
You couldn’t show a gun, but this slug should be fired
I’m undercover, looking to find my brother
Your guise should be your daily routine: closing the shutters
I’ve handled some complexity from the fighters I care for
But nothing beats the useless maze that sits behind your Scare Floor
The same task you fumbled for three years
Any Toad worth his salt could solo your team clear
Your position’s a front, and your worst side too
Get out of my office, I won’t bother registering you

Roz:
Is somebody planning a fun evening?
I can let your manager know when you’re done stealing
Cause with a track record like yours, your invasion’s the worst
Since the child’s, but now I notice: you never did your paperwork
How can I tell? Once your brother returned home, you
Forgot to mention all the profiles erased
And once you brought the Pit’s reputation back to the first dome
The Great Gonzales had a second climb to make
Always watching, waiting for a mistake to slip
I’ll slide this failed detective under a paper clip
To file her away and save space, give that ahoge a snip
Or send her straight to the shredders, pull the shaving trick
Keep on twittering, and X will be Mush
Will I send her and her story straight to Goomfrey? I know you hate rubbish
Why not hide in the bathroom so no one knows where you’ve gone to?
You’ll find me there anyways- your silence speaks volumes (Aaahhhh-haa-haa)

Jolene:
Ew… foul, you’re just like Grubba
But now I’ll shake the stage: Mike’s hands won’t be all that’s crushed up
To start, Tattle and find the endpoint of our battle
She won’t make the list, she’s less respected than Hardscrabble
Appearing everywhere but can’t do a thing to help
You should buy a snow-cone and wait for it to melt
If it’s Laughter we’re After, you’ve brought none
So make like your new series should, and be all done

Roz:
This juice addict couldn’t live through Waternoose’s planning
I know the truth saddens you, but a clue you haven’t
Give that magazine back, no wrestler would want you
My uniform’s got less flaws than your costume
Take advantage of every Bandy with your challenge
My movie in full happened much faster than your chapter
Your only Gold Star was found, faked and now taken
And now somebody should investigate for foul play again

Jolene Vs Roz- RAP BATTLE! Ft. garbageGothic and Red Rob

*holds back tears and sniffles*

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZjrCN-H1L4

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/3fmna9/the_birth/

The Birth by Trung87

Part 2 of the October 2011 Winner on NoSleep Reddit!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPiTQqqdz40
Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/kcl8q/balloons/

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Balloons by 1000Vultures (2/6)

I hope you kids have been good this year! This weekend kicks off our Christmas Creepypastas! Stay tuned Kids and what did you ask Santa for again?

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPA93Hd8324

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 10)

All I Want for Christmas by Joshua Harding

UnsettlingStories has done some weird, strange, disgusting, and sex driven Creepypastas before... but this one takes the cake.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7knx9hSLyeo

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/12/15/its-hard-to-clean-blood-out-of-the-crotch-of-a-fur-suit/

It’s Hard to Clean Blood Out of the Crotch of a Fur Suit by UnsettlingStories.com

An UnsettlingStories story about Craigslist? Nothing good happens if you go to Craigslist. Full title "I’m still traumatized by what happened when I answered that Craigslist ad."

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB8Idwh7BO4

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/2017/01/11/im-still-traumatized-happened-answered-craigslist-ad/

I’m still traumatized by what happened when I answered that Craigslist ad (1/3)

Songs I've produced and written for Cartoon Network's Teen Titans Go!

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