A stool of gold
A stool of gold
A stool of gold
A stool of gold
A stool of gold

A stool of gold
A stool of gold

A stool of gold
A stool of gold
A stool of gold
A stool of gold
A stool of gold
A stool of gold
A stool of gold

A Stool Of Gold

Here left to lurch
Twixt two lovely swaying birch
Trees: Igor of Kiev
Husband to a wife
Who would face near any strife
To avenge his savage death

Olga
She murdered the whole town
We frankly are surprised
She hasn’t thought to chop us down

Olga
Sainthood she attained
But to cross her is to doom yourself
To join the countless maimed

She’ll off your family, Merc your friends
She’ll hunt your cat and dog and when
You think she’s finally calling it a day
She’ll catch you when you’re unaware
Pour acid down your underwear
And laugh because she’s jokerfied that way

She’ll lop your toes into a jar
And pack it up and mail it far
And on your grandma’s birthday she will find
A bloody box addressed to her
Containing nothing less than your
Ten piggies and she’ll lose her god damn mind

Olga
She may be a saint
But rightly pissed to see her sweetie
Split right up the taint

Olga
Legit she’s got no chill
Piss her off if you’d like
To experience being killed

She’ll simply make you poop your pants
That’s right she’ll make you poop your pants
And if you’re think that you won’t poop your pants
Just wait because you’ll poop your pants
Because she’ll make you poop your pants
And kill you once you’ve pooped your poopy pants

You’ll hear a knocking at the door
And when you ask who’s there to your
Relief it’s just your neighbor Joan Calhoun
You open up
IT’S OLGA! FUCK!
She’ll kick your shins and punch your nuts
Then skin you while she sings a happy tune

She’ll slit your throat like that one scene
In Gone Girl, know the one I mean
Where NPH is-- well, you get the gist
If it’s not clear the message here
Is if you hold existence dear
Make sure you don’t end up on Olga’s list

OLGA!

The Day

A New Start

Starbomb

Sonic's Best Pal

The most famous Poképastas in the Creepypasta community and a lot of people thought it was real!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gom0J99g7Ug

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Lavender_Town_Syndrome

Lavender Town Syndrome (Poképasta)

Those of you who are big fans of games and rituals get ready for a roller coaster of a week! These Creepypastas are all 'Don't Try This at Home'.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vdYHwdxaf4

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/12x5u5/the_soul_game/

The Soul Game by BLOODWORTH

The Amazing World Of Gumball

How Low Would You Go

Here are some Creepypastas in their entirety in case you don't want to listen to mulitple parts. Enjoy and take a listen~ They're really long~

Creepypasta Storytime ~Complete Version~

Cabin Getaway by Felix Blackwell [COMPLETE]

I love any and all stories where I get to play an old radio detective.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/insomniamnemonic
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsFkX1WiHYM
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/libraryofshadows/comments/7hivav/finding_vanessa_part_one/?st=jdtxwf36&sh=425a3db3

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
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Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 12)

Finding Vanessa by insomniamnemonic (1/9)

The interview with Spenser Middleton and the mystery of what happened to Vanessa continues. Where could the answers be to this horrific puzzle?

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/insomniamnemonic
Video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZErSAGZ_ijk
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/libraryofshadows/comments/7hsg3q/finding_vanessa_part_two/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
💀 https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Finding Vanessa by insomniamnemonic (2/9)

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

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Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

Finding Vanessa by insomniamnemonic (2/9)

Mr. Creepy Pasta's Storytime