When life give you lemons, you make lemonade!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGbO28h7zkw

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pasta_Noir:_Dames,_Slugs_and_the_Hatchetman

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

Pasta Noir: Lemon Man by Blacknumber1

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We talk election gambling, magic markets, whales and fibbers, and tomorrow’s elections. We also perform minor non-magical divination

Episode 417: The White House Always Wins (trailer)

Reminds me of a certain ring...

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVMBtcRxzXY

Read along! The stories can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Wedding_Band

Wedding Band by ClericofMadness

The final story of the 2012 Halloween Countdown! Don't scare yourselves to death!~

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SeDSxiEJ_M

Stay Scared

The adorable Brit Scarecrow1719 reads this NSFW story featuring Mr. Creepy Pasta's moans! 

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Oloy9BnA6w

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Fetish

Fetish by Shinigami.Eyes (Guest Storytime)

Pretty colors and patterns!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVISiDmU5XI

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.creepypasta.com/the-kaleidoscope/

The Kaleidoscope

"What happens when you die?" - Mr. Creepy Pasta

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-rcHMecwV8

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Road_of_Recurrence

Road of Recurrence by ColorlessAngelz

Part 5 of Case File series by Fear_of.

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/15r6md/my_dream_last_night_case_file_no56_update/

Case File (My Dream Last Night) by Fear_of (5/8)

I've heard you guys and I've increased the audio of the narration. I really hope this works better. There's distortion to the track so that it seems more like it's from the audio tape or over radio. Trust me that's intentional.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSvdkWHcmVQ

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Mysterious_Audio_Interview

Mysterious Audio Interview

Welcome To the Dark Somnium

Thanks to the authors for sharing these stories with us! check them out here

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Number 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscaryst...

Number 4: https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscaryst...

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4 Short Horror Stories From Reddit

Mr. Jack has made his appearance!

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/insomniamnemonic
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbbHXktle38
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/libraryofshadows/comments/7sk50g/finding_vanessa_part_five/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

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Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 12)

Finding Vanessa by insomniamnemonic (5/9)

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

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Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

Finding Vanessa by insomniamnemonic (5/9)

Mr. Creepy Pasta's Storytime