oooo I hope there's more to this, it's very good! 

Now I want to know if he is so curious that he goes into an dream adventure looking for his friend! It's like Doctor stone or Doctor Strange with dreams.

Kyo Kusanagi's eternal rival takes on the Prince of the Saiyans in this battle of the most anti of antiheroes. 

B-Lo as Vegeta
Stofferex as Iori Yagami
Beat by Dansonn
Audio Mixed by B-Lo
Thumbnail by Stofferex
And written by me

Vegeta:
This rabid redhead really wants a piece of me?
On his own, even though his game has teams of three?
Even at base form, I don't know how you've stayed convinced
That you stand a chance against the mighty saiyan prince
Your rage is just a front, behind it you're quite stressed
I've seen tougher from my son, scratch that, my wife's ex
Think for once before sizing up a foe who levels planets
Give this punk more to rage at, like his teammates he abandoned

Iori:
Ugh, you make my skin crawl I'm about to go insane
Acting stand up like you've been tall, trust me it's all in vain
When met with your match, I know you tend to act obscene
Married into briefs cause you place your worth in genes

Vegeta:
Because I'm from a clan of warriors! You can't handle me fool!
I'm prepared to fan your flames and shatter your family jewels
You're on heroin, if you think you'll win, Miss X and that's a fact
Find fights a waste of time? Then here's my Big Bang attack

Iori:
I'll make this quick and easy, how many times you need to lose?
Your head's as thick as Veku, man I guess you blew a fuse
You got beaten by Blue Mary why do you even try
Break your back like robot Terry make you cry, scream, then die
It won't make any difference if your friends become a factor 
League of beleaguered husbands up against a maiden masher
Dive in dyes, I don't need flames to tear a your ass new one
We know who wears the pants, as you're crushed under blooma

Vegeta:
Think I've gone soft just cause I've settled down 
Like your bitterness is boosting up your power level now?
The biggest courtesy you've shown is not giving a beatdown
Just because you've murdered women you think you can take my team out?
Said before you went insane, explains why you're deluded
Nappa could destroy your tournament, that's battlefields included
Face me at full power, you'll still be in for a loss 
You may be Kyo's most common foe but you've never been the boss

Iori:
Hypocrite! Your lines are stale, when you try to feud
Make sure the words you use can't be applied to you
Said you stuck in base form but transformation's underway
Flanderized with fake scorn, too bad it's tsundere
With bars as filler as your series, drawn out time and screaming
I'll go ahead and break your balls to make your death have meaning
Want to continue? Then go call in your lifeline of a friend
Or else I'm finished with you maggot, never come near me again

Iori Yagami Vs Vegeta - Rap Battle

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"I Have Seen TRUE Giants, and They Live Among Us" Creepypasta

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Malina Rose as Monika
Xhack as White Face

Written by Xhack, Jade, and GamingPlush64
Additional writing help from MetaMachine and Gengo
Produced by Xhack
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Special thanks to Xhack, Malina Rose, Michael/Stark Media, and Vivian

MONIKA (0:11):
Did Jade run out of ideas? This matchup sure isn’t fitting...
I’ll be GameMaker’s game-breaker when I beat you in one sitting
Seems this isn't Lucky Tickets for this poorly coded freak
This will be a piece of cake: I'm used to seeing through MCs!
Your vocal keys are rusted, and I don’t think you can revel
When you’re taking “Doki Doki!” to a whole different level
But when Notepad’s your claim to fame, I think I ‘ought to thrive
I mean, it’s a master poet against 2008 YouTube guides!
IMSCARED is quite the overstatement, looking at your players
If you're so cold then some fire rapping should be something SAVE-ored!
I'd say to watch as I format this poem based on your defeat
But with your fans already deceased? I'll be glad to delete.

WHITE FACE (0:41):
I assume you think you've won by now, but you've been deceived
That verse was a maze, one that I'm inclined to leave
I'd love to play some tag, honestly, that would be fun
But the mirror has its ways, let's reflect on what you've done
They say the deepest view into one's soul is through their art
And your murder's fueled by love but you don't seem to have a heart
You'll be kicked out of this battle, when trash has power off of her
They call your game amazing! But oh, it's just a moniker
This room is so cold… But my rhymes are still infernal
Blue screen that window, make your suffering eternal
Many hate anime, and some are quite confused
But I'll be over here, looking right at you

MONIKA(1:11):
That blow was more repetitive than your gramophone, but-
Writing-wise, you really could use a visit to my literature club;
I mean, mashing terms together, and you pass that off as elegance?
Man, the one thing harder to name than you is your relevance!

WHITE FACE (1:21):
Go and gather some info to go and try to drain me
And keep on all you want; no one file can contain me
Take your ren.piss-poor game, and close it down to make it right
But instead of jumbled color, you'll see blue… And then white.

MONIKA(1:31):
So repulsive your sole “friend” "pulled" a Sayori? ...Wow.
Just goes to show -- with you deleted, everyone can be happy now!

WHITE FACE (1:37):
You're on so many different people's screens to be gratified
If you won the player over I suppose you'd not be satisfied

MONIKA(1:42):
Icer sure nailed your writing; we can’t read it like your typeface!
Who’s a sole, worthless loner for eternity? Just White Face.

WHITE FACE (1:47):
Well would you look at that? Seems you're nearing on the ending
Get the ropes; your Twitter won't be the thing suspending...

[please never listen to my old battles] Monika vs White Face - Rap Battle! #8

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I Watch People in Cages by SoLonely200 (1/3)

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I'm an avid dreamer.

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How to Exit Your Body During Sleep Paralysis by Christopher Maxim

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I’ve told myself that ghosts weren’t real. 

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You'll Be Fine by WeirdBryceGuy

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Summer break of 1992.

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Skater Girl by RehnWriter

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What OP?
 
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A lot of big mysteries can come from such a small town. 
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"Police Stories From the World’s Strangest Town" Creepypasta

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"I Traded a Pencil for an Item that Should Not Exist" Creepypasta

this has been in the works for awhile, actually. i wanted to drop it back in september but things came up that prevented progress on it. here it is, finally released. hope you guys enjoy it. :)

Evan as Leon S. Kennedy
Alex as Chris Redfield

Thumbnail by Rabi
Written & Mixed by Alex

Lyrics:

Chris Redfield:
I’m a hulking berserker with the stone-cold smoulder
Who spends his free time punching motherfucking boulders
Been a top-tier Soldier long before Ada gave you the cold shoulder
I’ll snap you like a twig; put that gun back in your holster
Emo, gangly, garky, and samey
Exuding edgy angst like that’ll be enough to phase me
John Doe protag 
With the depth of Mr X’s hat
I piss on the pitiful aid that you lent to me
Another bullet’s entering a Kennedy
Oroboros in rap; biting right back at you
Don’t need to battle you, just need to tackle you
Bitch I will saddle your cocky ass attitude
No wonder Helena’s always so mad at you
I thrash your half-assed impact
You’re a Raccoon left digging through my trash
So c’mon, Pretty Boy,  if you want some violence
I’ll scrub the Earth of this Virus

Leon S. Kennedy:
From such a simple minded himbo, that’s some mighty big talk
I’ve been seeing’ the bodies of your squads dropping’ like bombs
You’re an uncultured swine with no class, asking for a beating
I’m the Agent this world needs, and that ain’t no secret
I’m versatile with hits, you can barely land yours
Guess your raps are as unrealistic as your body standards
I get in and out, I’m efficient; you flunk half the missions you’re given
A deer in the headlights in a village
I say good damn riddance
Here’s a bit of a PSA:
Don’t hand men to an irate ingrate
Who’s strategically insane
Losing troops faster than his fucking brain
In a battle? I’m Stratcom
Bad boy from Capcom coming after ya
S rank’s in my name
Bitch, you couldn’t handle Africa

Chris Redfield:
Is this your display against Simmons? ‘Cause that shit was pitiful
I’ve cracked the skulls of B.O.W’s...a simp shouldn’t be difficult
You had your shot and you missed, perhaps this hack will learn
That in this battle I’m his China: A crash...and a burn.
Your strength is misleading
A parasite in the series, but no Dominant Species
Sherry was the best thing you introduced
Bad news, bub, Ada’s not into you
You’re a Tyrant
A stain on the face of what’s righteous
Griping and whining
This child needs to grow a stiff upper lip in the face of fighting
If your puny ass is where our defense is at
ACAB, Leon, ACAB.
You lack leadership qualities, you can’t save the people
It’s as if I’m staring at the bargain bin Batman with an ego

Leon S. Kennedy:
When Evil was the Resident, I was the precedent
You were wasting away in a bar while I was defending the President
Drinking yourself to death, dazed and stuck in a haze
Unlike your friends stuck in shallow graves that your ass failed to save
You know, Chris, you have to get your hands dirty, can’t you see it?
Sometimes the answer isn’t always piledrive through tough decisions
Piers, Jill, Finn, LOOK at all the times that you failed
Sorry, man, no eggs on me...but I gladly tossed you the L

Leon S. Kennedy vs. Chris Redfield // Alex's Rap Battles #7

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

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