I AM THE ORIGINAL, I AM THE BEST, I AM MY NIGGA!

Holy Shit man, that pokèmon sounds like an old man


originally released May 31st, 2020. this one is non-canon (still good tho)


-PRODUCTION- 
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Dee
Flowtest by Rabi
Written by me and Jason Carreon

-CAST-
Dee as Luigi
Azia as Spooky

-LYRICS-

Spooky:
So this tall green replacement for a player really cares to fight?
Don't think I'm impressed, with a saucy stereotype
You're as bland and monochrome as your first games graphics 
Colorful? Flip birds, turtles, and some crabs kid
Polter as a suck up, one cardboard trick and you're missing
Spreading false history? Should transcend to your dissing
Committing suicide as a shadow sure fits you
But it seems it's just an edgy death screen on the menu

Luigi: 
Uhh- Mario? I didn't want to go against a ghost-
What if she traps me in a paintin' or something even worse
No, I have to be brave, and l don't really wanna boast
But if I beat a king thrice, I can beat a dress-up nurse…
Harmless as a jumpscare, trying to yank pity tears?
Indie fads milkin' every Let's Players shitty fears
Lookin' at that sob story, grab your knife and cut it out
Only if only, you made like me 'stead of runnin' that mouth
Seems a Mama Luigi for you's required, but
Should be fine, you're used to taking fired shots
Screwed by mobile games, keep with your cloned SCP's
This scaring me will leave her re-R.I.Ped on Halloween!
[Gunshot]

Spooky:
Constant repetition and yet you still breathe, so
Need Luigi Letdown 3 to see a sell fiend trope?
Talking family issues? You're simply known as second party
So scrap your kiddie ghosts and join my monster army

Luigi:
Bring your ghostly army, it's nothing I haven't faced kid
Got crossed out, took every step masked with haste and
Ending or not, rooms are where Houdini tricks will run
1000 to none, it's clear that Luigi's number one


Luigi vs. Spooky

The Black Vigil patrols the dark roads of Bregasland, keeping the land safe from monsters and men alike - always keep your lantern lit!

LYRICS

Take a walk down to Bregasland,
Down to my home, that I do defend
Don't be hasty, go play it safe,
And seek the lamplight, that it will light your way.

And let the lantern light your way,
Let the lantern light your way,
Let the lantern light your way,
Let the lantern light your way.

Take a walk down to Bregasland,
The lines are drawn out; where do you stand?
With the Marchers on this chosen land?
Or with Mathilde and her Jotun friends?

Come the nightfall, come the fear,
Seek the lamplight, oh the Vigil's near.

And let the lantern light your way,
Let the lantern light your way,
Let the lantern light your way,
Let the lantern light your way.

Keep the light on, keep the light on,
To light your way, light your way yeah.
Keep the light on, keep the light on,
To light your way, light your way yeah.
Keep the light on, keep the light on,
To light your way, light your way yeah.

Take a walk down to Bregasland...

Lantern Light Your Way

No Pubs

The siblings have returned and they want to have a sleepover.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G_rmVpKLkI

Slumber Party (Brother Dear, Sister Dear) by MissShadowLovely

I am the original!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY4SRDnVgUg

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/I_Am_Not_a_Clone

I Am Not a Clone (Poképasta)

This is very special video because I have the main man, Vincent V. Cava voicing along with me in this one. If you've been curious what the writer behind your nightmares sounds like, here he is.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrUIGEfRza0

Wendall Lane Diaries: You Shouldn't by Vincent V. Cava (Guest Performance)

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2BANs7TY9M

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/Asylum-Matt-Dymerski-ebook/dp/B00BFMV4MK

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

Asylum: The Scholarship by Matt Dymerski (3/6)

I hope you enjoyed this series by the great Matt Dymerski!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFC94g_qdHg

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/Asylum-Matt-Dymerski-ebook/dp/B00BFMV4MK

Asylum: The Truth by Matt Dymerski (6/6)

The finale of our Rock's Return storyline! Once(again) in a Lifetime! The boys chat all the happenings of WM29, including Glenn Beck.

WrestleMania 29

The final, gruesome, and disgusting installment to DATE of the UnsettlingStories series "Runners" is here! The horror Mushrooms have returned and we finally learn how they have traveled across America.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDOVIiFXG-g

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/09/03/let-me-talk-to-you-about-the-exquisite-pleasure-of-physical-degeneration/

Runners: The Exquisite Pleasure of Physical Degeneration by UnsettlingStories.com

1 house. 1 dinner. 2 men enter. 1 man leaves not quite as hungry as he was when he entered. Horror stories!

The Author: https://www.creepypasta.com/tag/starlessandbibleblack/
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl36wAhtJE
Read along!: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/A_Sunset_in_Texas

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!
💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 12)

A Sunset in Texas by StarlessandBibleblack

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

Support the Podcast here: https://ko-fi.com/mrcreepypasta

Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

I Am Not a Clone (Poképasta)

Mr. Creepy Pasta's Storytime

Recent comments

Morioh-Cho Radio

Lezlie Swagz

Lezlie Swagz

Related tracks