Why though?

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/fainting--goat/ / https://afaintinggoat.com/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdRKkenTzmo
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/c2b85q/i_figured_out_how_to_age_myself_but_now_ive_made/

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Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #16~

I Figured Out How to Age Myself by fainting--goat

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

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Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

Flash the readies 
What’s the deal
Got to make it to the next meal 
Try to keep up with the turning of the wheel
Mile after mile stone after stone 
You turn to speak but you’re alone 
Million miles from home you’re on your own😵‍💫

Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream👁️

I Figured Out How to Age Myself by fainting--goat

Mr. Creepy Pasta's Storytime