V a p o r w a v e

Mix by @trypheme curated by Aimée @am-agency

ALICKS - the fashion show
LAUREN DOSS - voices1
FINE PLACE - it's your house
UMAN - entrelacs
DIALECT - crypt
PABLO'S EYE - the city orange
NAOMIE KLAUS - walk with your romance
TREES SPEAK - seventh mirror
INGRID CHAVEZ - slappy dappy 
MR TWIN SISTER - fantasy 
VANELLO - the tao of dreams
DJ LYCOX - jam
BLACK MOTH SUPER RAINBOW - american face dust 
LAILA SAKINI - hilsea street shuffle
DESERT SAND FEELS WARM AT NIGHT - ユートピアに到着
WOMEN IN THE ROYAL COURT - brincadeira

Tryphème Mix N°55

What fresh hell is this?

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Bonesaw Vic’s Cryptozoological Gardens: Hollywood Nights by T.W. Grim (6/?)

||CAST||
Rosenthal as Ultimate Chicken Horse
Shimario as Super Auto Pets

||PRODUCTION||
Written by JoJoVo

Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Beat prod. by Diamond Style
Arrangement by JoJoVo
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles

Special thanks to ThanosQuack, Leo Barqui and garbageGothic

||LYRICS||
UCH:
Lemme jump right into it, then onto that
I’ve been hoppin’ ‘round almost a decade, just talkin’ facts
And I’ve been popping off in everybody’s party packs
You’re slow as a turtle…your fans are insomniacs

Makes sense the way pets keep fainting 
You’re supposed to be engaging, not waiting, ridiculous
Time’s spent wasting away, you put the sink in asynchronous
Gameplay ain’t as innovative as you think it is

‘Cause Valve used that already
When you’re let off Steam, Imma shoot the confetti
You ready? Your pets can face the pressure together
No tryharding here, just Clever Endeavors

SAP:
Hi! Welcome to the arena!
You can work with all your friends! But you’ve never seen one
It’s clear you can’t handle the hurt, so can it
You don’t hold a candle to what the turtle’s packin’

Competitive fun, and I’m free for all!
You pit barnyard critters in a free-for-all
Food for thought: Crossbows and hockey pucks?
Freakin’ animal Hunger Games, I should call PETA

To bomb your whole track and delete it
Slaughterhouse IKEA, no assembly needed
You’re lagging behind, till you scream in the void
Pressing B’s one fate that this Team Wood avoid

UCH:
Please, think you’re spinning this? You hypocrite
You can’t coast off me or League, the hippo crits
Ditto, bitch, you got ants fighting dragons
I’ll flip your shit, throw your band off the wagon

Free to play, pay to win, buy dogs at high costs
Say bye to wallets, while my walls make lives lost
Hey, bygones, I see how you’re therapeutic
But face the music, you got saved by Ludwig

SAP:
Well at least I still got an audience
Your relevance is obvious, a shell of what embodied it
Now everyone is Partying with Animals, your show is done
Your Pandamonium just couldn’t stand the podium

So why did Ultimate Chicken Horse cross the road?
Well, all that’s shown is now it’s on death row
Because your ENTIRE crew’s about to be a small crater
Shot out of a cannon onto my new wallpaper

And YOU- Wait, what happened to the beat? It was right there

UCH:
Oops. didn’t mean to put the dynamite there
Well, I guess one last thing since the beat’s a wrap
It fits Team Wood made a bunch of SAPs

Ultimate Chicken Horse vs Super Auto Pets | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #10 (ft. Rosenthal & Shimario)

After all the excitement of 400, it’s back to the usual audio nonsense this week as Paul and Eli are joined by returning guest, Tom Mayhew! In a “much longer than expected” recording session, the terrible trio sample a range of odd fizzy pop and sample some homemade hot sauce! After much fuss, they’ve managed to secure the latest Coca Cola creation which is mixed with the flavour of Oreo cookies! Will it be more effervescent muck? Who knows? They also look into the curious fixation Germans apparently have with orange cola, and so they’ve got their hands on the premier brand to taste. As Tom is a bit of a Snooker fan, Paul’s found a board game based around the multi-balled sport called “Steve Davis Pot Black Snooker Break”! Hopefully it won’t be as dull as it looks. And FINALLY, Tom surprises Paul and Eli with a quiz about their past ventures, who will come out on top? We guess you will all have to find out by listening, won’t you?

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Ep 401: How Many Chevys?

Joosh as Reggie
swizkii as Jake

Chesyon as Totodile
Snight as Snivy

Written by MC Fawful and Leo Barqui
Beat by beatg33kz
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by elizalkin

(0:13)
Reggie:
Ummm…
Pardon me, but who’s this croc that’s here to block my way?
Well, I guess I’ll serve him and leave him there in the marketplace.
Oh, you came out of the sky too? I guess that’s alright, cool!
…Till Beheeyem wanted to revoke your pardon and fry you!
Your pals labor through installments, while I put my work in!
And I’m used to dealing with flames, so your mythic friends can’t hurt this!
You managed to learn Water Pulse, and yet turned out a tool.
Cause every day that Nuz left, he still took you to school.
The most recent PMD game, and you still somehow folded up
On the worst Nintendo handheld, so tell me, how’s that holding up?
And it seems Citra left a sour taste because of Yuzu’s leaks,
But I know I’ve got better flow, because I’ve got the Time Machine!

(0:49)
Totodile:
(...)
(!)

(0:52)
Totodile:
My memory’s shot… I can’t remember who I am
But I’d rather forget this movie and all four of its fans
You went back in time to save your kind and got a lot of flack,
Though I’d sooner go back in time to get your wack raps off the track.
Tried to prove your worth by bringing the clan a worthless horn
I guess the question is: wha’d you leave them burning for?
Had your flock mates by your side, hoped that you would be remembered
But your only flocking now is those redditors each November!
Only lived to tell the tale cause a father took office
And you’re a flightless bird so it’s ironic you and Jenny took off (ech)
The devs must’ve saw how you were doing on the services,
And used that remote of yours to take that weak rep and burden it.

(1:29)
Reggie (speaking):
Well uh, now it’s time for a verse from my favorite flock member! 

(1:32)
Jake and Reggie:
Tell your faux Society that our win’s already set in stone.
I guess in game and keeping pace, you fail to hold a metronome.
So head on home! No longer any allies to defend you!
Cause tonight we’re getting some new cuisine ONTO the menu!
Gameplay was fine with players under nine, while other fans were bored 
Now four games of crawling’s down the drain, these squares aren’t funny anymore!
And with your Tree gone to waste, seems that Nuzleaf had a point to make,
Not even it could help bring your series back from its lowly grave!

(1:57)
Totodile (speaking):
You get to bring in a friend? Then I do too…
SNIVY!!!

(2:01)
Snivy:
It’d be my pleasure, Totodile!

(2:03)
Snivy and Totodile:
A duo time traveling flick in the 21st century? Geez!
Who let Doc and Marty go and smoke up the bird seed?!
And these guys traveled through time? Who do they think they’re talking to?!
Cause we’ve already stopped our foes, now we’ll go through with stomping you!
You think your pecs and glutes’ll work to make it tough to split your stuffing?
Go back to your pilgrims, run, and find someone who’s giv’n a fuck.
So we’ll put this to rest, it’s Save to say that there’s no coming back,
Cause giving us a slice of mind? You’d have to go and run it back.

Free Birds vs Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon - TriangleBattles

Literary rap battles! Is back and at full swing  this time around we take a good look at a tragic love story who’s impact has been felt for generations and will be remembered fondly by its memorable writing and masterful handling of an already exsisting world…and The Divine Comedy, yet again we’re infinitely thankful to see you keep tuning in to this silly little corner of the internet and for next time…well time for “it” to do “it’s” part 

CAST: 

TAFox as Ebony D’arkness  Dementia Raven Way

WeThink as Dante Alighieri 
(You’re already here) 
TaigaTonic as Virgil 

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Character art by ForgottenSons & WeThink 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Beat Prod. by Simmi Beats 
CoverArt by Toastie  


Lyrics: 

Ebony: 0:15-0:47 
I pull up with a black dress, dark corset and harness, ready to kill the mic, ay!
And some leather boots that will stomp this loser, you finna get ignit-ed! 
Don't get on your high horse, you´re self righteous and snobby 
Trust fund baby, who cries about The Guelphs as a hobby 
I enjoy pain, so i'll get kicks out of your beat down of a track, dude
Then you'll talk to the hand, as I put up my middle finger at you 
This chickenshit bitch sickens me, Bro c’mon just grow a pear 
If you wanna do y’know what with Beatriz, just arrange a damn affair (sigh!!!) 
That's the only way your ass got married anyways so, get bent!, 
Fitting someone that went to hell all can do now is repent 

Dante: 1:03-1:37 
Scholar and lyricist in a verbal feud with a student clashes? 
(Take notes!) you're about to see a rhetorical master in practice 
Present yourself as some Vampire right? 
Clever way to hide the fact that you don’t go outside 
Quite the pale skin, of course I see right through thee 
Afraid I might outclass you? Well then Mary, sue me 
An iconic tale of love and loss simply has no relation 
To the story based on the awkward phase of a lost generation
Your shipping’s hell, whilst my creation is nothing short of heaven sent 
We both met damnation since the start, but only one of us got to ascend 

Ebony: 1:38-1:52
For this verse I'm wearing fishnets, so you can get the hook 
Bout how your judgment ain’t preach, more like nose, crooked 
so take your Red fit, Saint prick, and use daddy’s sack to pay your taxes too 
We’re both hopeless romantics, but i'm better partly 
Cuz I didn’t drag Christians to a one man pity party 
And while both our loves a whole new chapter opened 
all your wuss ass did was more impotent 

Dante: 1:53-2:11 
Expected from a forsaken hack, I think I ought to mention? 
While your persona can be taken for comedy, proves you need divine intervention 
Virgil : Please, Dante is the boldest soldier,  the Supreme writer of Italy as well (Fax!) 
Therefore I shan’t be held liable, by the only damned student on Howgarts who can’t spell! 
(Virgil: Ohhh) 
My love is the kind that moves the sun and stars, yours is just scary filth! 
Funny, My Chemical Romance fan, but has none on the one she’s sharing with
While you slither into a hell of eternal mockery, you satanist! 
I’ve earned myself a throne next to God’s and to my Beatriz!

My Immortal vs The Divine Comedy ft. TAFox & TaigaTonic

CAST:

Langle as Naruto Uzumaki 
RaccoonBroVA as Spider-Man 
Beat produced by: Hansen Karta
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Written by: BuffaloBrandon and Danii 
Additional help by: ImJustBrenden, Boron Battles, and VariousVoicesVa
Art by: 3ple
Cover art by: elizalkin
Lyrics:

Spider-Man:
Who’s the wall-crawler, trash talker, web slinger 
Chick magnet, builds gadgets that make Tony Stark bitter
Hard hitter bar spitter in the NYC
And the MCU MC? It’s me Spidey!
Veteran Avenger, Superhero thriller 
Compared with your anime, my web shooters got less filler
You’ll be chasing after me, like the first man ya kissed
Spider-Man will manage damaging this perverted vandalist 
You ain’t sneaking anybody with that dopey attire
I slaughter Uzumakis call me Tobi Maguire!

Naruto:
Peter Parker won’t get through to me, now this kid’s done
A shame that you won’t be telling Jameson about this one
I’m loved as Hokage, but I think you must be throwing ‘cause
No one in that city loves you; arachnophobia (Believe it!)
And your whole universe couldn’t suffer a better fate
But is that worse than you being half a product of Elsagate?
Your fam is rolling in their grave while my father is fighting with me
I must be fighting Miles, ‘cause that Spider Sense is just weak
‘Cause you keep ditching school and yet still fail in all your trilogies
Guess you got no power and no responsibility 

Spider-Man:
Wow, you found out my secret identity!
Now find out who asked like you’re chasing down your frenemy.
I’ve toppled goblins, doctors, and mob bosses in my comics.
All it took was Sakura to knock this fox unconscious!
Me and Miles are geniuses with a thwip and a thwap.
The only essay (S.A.) you’d pass is the one you play for laughs!
Yo, Kakashi! 1000 Years of Death ain’t fair!
Call my lawyer friend and take a seat right over there!
Like my first debut, I go and steal the show!
Shadow clone’s right! You stole Goku’s whole flow!
Your son Boruto ain’t gonna respect you any.
You went from Hidden Leaf’s hero to glorified secretary!
Rap against me and I’ll kick, stomp right through you!
Because when it comes to fights, you’re all Talk No Jutsu!

Naruto:
Tried making amends with your girlfriends but your foes don’t greatly differ
With how they take them out, I guess you both are lady killers
But you’re losing to crooks, I don’t think you’re a crazy hitter
‘Cause look, your new movies are just surpassing any filler
That’s tragic, you should stop the track like it’s a train
Funny that you mention Sasuke when you’re the one needing saved
What kind of hero leaves the people offed then starts floppin’
You were carried by Tony the whole time and you lost him!
You say I’m problematic? Spider-Man: No Way Bro!
You hang with bigger creeps in Drake Bell and James Franco
I only need two moves before the evil of my town falls
But I’ll make Eddie Brock and pray on your downfall
So leave it to me, I’m not your one-off foes nor common
I ate this beat, and I think I’ll just head back to my ramen

Spider-Man vs Naruto. Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity

The case continues.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0BBxHK8V8k

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/14vyws/case_file_no57_56_update/

Case File No.57 by Fear_of (2/8)

Tropical Waste

Tiramisu Breakfast (feat. Trademarks & Copyrights)

A horrific Creepypasta story that could happen to anyone. Just hope it doesn't.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWVhF1Wb2lc

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.creepypasta.com/ill-never-work-a-closing-shift-again/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

I'll Never Work a Closing Shift Again by Charmberry

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Lamp「夢の国」
Lyrics : Kaori Sakakibara
Music : Taiyo Someya
All arrangements by Minami Kitasono
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7inch Color Vinyl「旅人／夢の国」
Lamp Asia Tour 2018 “A Distant Shore”各会場先行販売

Lamp Asia Tour 2018 “A Distant Shore”
8月03日 北京 YUGONG YISHAN
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9月08日 Seoul サンサンマダン
9月28日 東京 キネマ倶楽部

夢の国

夢の国(Place in my dream)

Huge thanks to Christopher Maxim and David Feuling for letting me use these chilling and emotional stories for this Storytime. Lost a family member this past week. Miss you very much Nana...

The Author: Christopher Maxim: https://www.christophermaximwriter.com/
David Feuling: https://www.reddit.com/user/DHF_Dissociations

Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VRZeF-N3UI
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Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 14)

2 Stories That Can Make You Feel

Where are all the Halloween-themed Creepypasta, MCP? They're right here, child. Sit down and enjoy your candy corn. We're in the home stretch now. #4...

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/SunHeadPrime
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JbpvoVTmuU
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Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #14~

My Halloween Decorations Are Moving by SunHeadPrime

Round Trip Bus Podcast #1 Nikko Culture

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Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination.

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"The Pink Stuff" creepypasta

Stripped Away

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The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

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Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

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