Well I spent a Sunday shopping with my friend the lion tamer
Even though she snogged me nan
Then we popped into a shop 'n' met a baby named Magellan
Who was very, very tan

Magellan sold us boots and then he turned into a spider
Said that life is but a dream
Then he asked us for our emails
And he sent along an e-vite to his uncle’s (35th) sweet sixteen

Ding dang dong
This is the greatest song your pretty ears have surely ever heard
I drank some wine and fell asleep and when I woke I realized my brilliant brain had dreamt up all the words

Magellan’s uncle was a senator from Gary Indiana
Named Elroy Squirt III
He was confused about his nephew being turnt into a spider
So he asked what had occurred

Tried to reply but got distracted when the lion tamer
Put her tongue in Elroy’s left-most ear
Thank the lord me dear old nan weren’t at the party for this man
Because she’d surely shed a tear

Ding dang dong
This is the greatest love song your pretty ears have surely ever heard
Have you ever been regaled with as romantic of a tale as that of Elroy Squirt III
And the lion tamer and Magellan what a story so compellin'
Even if that spiderboy was far too tan

Elroy Squirt III

LIFE it rules but it also kinda SUCKS
But you wanna stick around because it’s fun to do STUFF
If only you could rid yourself of all your enemies
Well have I got news for your my friend it’s simpler than it seems

Now you could talk it out and be real polite
Or you could slap em with a glove get in a fancy fight
But if ya wanna keep proceedings clean n fast
I got a pitch, ready for this?
POISON THEIR ASS

Take any recipe, add a drop of me
Round out your four course meal with a fatality
Bottom’s up but oh oh! your time is too!
When they take a little sip of my Bye Bye Juice

A toxic cocktail, an insidious blend
Gently stirred, quickly served for a premature end
Drop drop in the goblet then a couple drops more
They give it a swig, tick tock, bodies hittin the floor

Knock knock, it’s the landlord lookin for rent
And now that arsenic you bought seems like money well spent
Drop drop, "Come on in, grab a beer, help yourself!"
GOOD LUCK EVICTING ME WHEN YOU’RE BURNIN IN HELL

When your dentist tells you ya eat too many sweets
Or somebody at the movie’s like “I’m saving these seats”
Anybody on the road who doesn’t know to use their blinker
Keep it up and get a taste of what I been keepin in my tincture

Now let’s say ya got a list of people making ya pissed
Have ‘em over for some drinks, say Sierra Mist,
Clink clink, raise a glass, here’s to you everyone!
Just be sure to dig some graves, ya gonna need em, son!

A toxic cocktail an insidious blend
Gently stirred, quickly served for a premature end
So play nice, be a pal, refrain from showin your ass
Or you might just be the next one sippin your last

We’re the Bye Bye Brothers and we came to say
If anybody asks you didn't see us here today
When it comes to petty murder we are simply the best
But there are several warrants out for our arrest

Bye Bye Juice

Prototype Instrument #73 Song - Puppet History Season 6

Hippodrome Song - Puppet History Season 6

Don't try this at home!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AlkalDYVsk

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ritual_to_Experience_the_%22Other_Side%22

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

Ritual to Experience the "Other Side"

I would love to see this as a TV series. Mr. Farrow has an absolute outstanding imagination.

The Author: www.reddit.com/user/-TheInspector-/posts/ / www.reddit.com/r/DavidFarrowWrites
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb1NSNyn4zk
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/8116sv/neverglades_7_lucid_dreams_part_2/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #16~

The Neverglades Mysteries #7: Lucid Dream by David Farrow (2/2)

Question reality. *X-Files theme plays*

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/Bronzecrank/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzR3wBdqhD4
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/c7q76e/i_cant_seem_to_remember_my_dreams/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

I Can't Seem to Remember My Dreams by Bronzecrank

One of the worst games in history.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/xylonex/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHMMbVW9KRg
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/ch21yj/i_found_a_copy_of_et_the_extraterrestrial_for/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

I Found a Copy of ET the Extra-Terrestrial for Atari by xylonex

A never ending game.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/eggiestnerd/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B5lRG55v64
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cjl6ey/my_cousin_is_really_good_at_hideandseek/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

My Cousin Is Really Good at Hide-and-Seek. by eggiestnerd

Let's stay up all night listening to scary horror stories. 

CREEPYPASTA STORIES-
►0:00 "I keep seeing hidden messages whenever I check the news" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amTvZ...
►14:38 "A Murder of Crows" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve07...
►30:12 "My Father Stood Outside My Bedroom Window. He's been Dead For 5 years" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0-Nd...
►50:31 "I tested a device that lets you see through other peoples lives" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdba1...
►1:07:25 "It's Raining Men" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtgRR...
►1:31:30 "The Flat Upstairs" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSoAW...
►1:57:27 "The office next to me has always been empty" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeIov...
Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination.

CREEPY THUMBNAIL ART BY►https://pixabay.com/photos/fantasy-sp...

CREEPYPASTA MUSIC/ SFX- 
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►http://bit.ly/Myuusic ♪
►http://bit.ly/incompt ♪

7 Terrifying Horror Stories For A Long Dark Night

Go on 'n' take me
In your pocket, I will ride
Buy a little gumball, do some laundry
I’ll provide

But I’ll tell you man lately,
I ain’t feelin' right
Feelin' rough around the edges
Feelin' a little light

Well, these nasty scammers
Clip me down 'n'
Do me wrong

They got me wonderin'
Where the pieces of me
Have gone

Every day
Bit by bit, whittle me down
Little pieces of me
all over this town

I’m hopin' just maybe
If they clip me enough
Won’t be nothin left except
a pile of me that’s just dust

And who knows
Gust a wind could blow on by
Lift that pile on upward
Lemme see that pale blue sky

Up past the clouds,
glimmer in sun,
then float back down
And scatter me
All over this town

Pieces Of Me

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

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Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

My Cousin Is Really Good at Hide-and-Seek. by eggiestnerd

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