omg love this series i thought it was done:) as soon as i saw the title i new what it was! such a great narrator 

Brenpro1 as Georgie Denbrough (video)
Shimario as Georgie Denbrough (audio)
Chandler_CCRB as Will Byers  
MasonG as Mike Wheeler 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by RNG, M&Matt and Vladimyr P.
Additional writing help by: Chandler_CCRB and Oofie
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by LM25 Music
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Georgie: 0:20
Bill, I'm gonna play, I'll roll him just like his dice!
‘Cause It seems to me you're really Will the unwise!
I’ve seen Stranger in Derry, ‘cept for the pics taken by your bro
Before you try to roast, I’ll drown it out with paper boat flow 
They thought you were a doll, more plastic than your acting
But now this Byers will be beat when he steps up for batting 
Stole your haircut from Danny, but you still don't Shine
So you’ll be taking the El when I’m dropping the mic

Will: 0:40
Mike, do you copy?--Shit, my batteries died!
So while you’re clownin’ in this fight I'll knock out your Deadlights!
Once your second movie came your ratings really didn't float
Tell me Little Nightmare, where else have I seen your raincoat?
Oh! I’m the dungeon master, and I don't mean to gloat
But you don't need to ask “should I stay or should I go”
Trying to bring down castle Byers is a noble campaign
But then you rolled a 23, I leave your arm-y slain
As I cast another line it makes Georgie go up in flame
All you were used for is guilt, but now you’re getting flayed!
Bill’s bike ain’t the only Silver that a Denbrough will take
I'll leave a little kid bodied, and this time it's not a fake!

Georgie: 1:10
I’m spitting winter fire, and January embers
I've spelt out my victory like you do with your light letters 
Your jokes were real Rich-ie, for guys your heart burns too. 
Good lines in the upside down? Well ya better let ‘em out dude!
Bill said not to take Things from Strangers 
But you just gave me the W and I wish that I was kiddin’ 
Cause being around your friends puts them all in danger
So it's best for them that again Will has gone missing (Oh!)

Mike: 1:30
Georgie tries to cast a fireball but he rolls a 28!
Will the Wise what will you do to retaliate!

Will: 1:35
Well Mike, being his puppet of course he copied Pennywise
You should have expected that when I dissed, you died!

Georgie Denbrough vs Will Byers - Rap Clash!

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22 years after the death and mayhem that occurred in the original Jurassic Park, humans are still dumber than dinosaurs.

JURASSIC WORLD - Double Toasted Audio Review

Riddle me this. What's the best way to get out of a maze?

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uck-F-XSGI

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/23bms6/jeff_went_left/

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Jeff Went Left by IPostAtMidnight

The Reptile Man is back and he's still insane!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tChDWqqB2_A

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/tag/scary-stories-about-craigslist/

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I’m still traumatized by what happened when I answered that Craigslist ad (3/3)

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIjElO0C1cw

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/Stolen-Tongues-Felix-Blackwell/dp/1533240418/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1499393334&sr=8-1&keywords=Stolen+Tongues

My Fiancé Is Behaving Strangely Again... by Felix Blackwell (1/4)

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1egHiVULw0

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/Stolen-Tongues-Felix-Blackwell/dp/1533240418/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1499393334&sr=8-1&keywords=Stolen+Tongues

My Fiancé Is Behaving Strangely Again... by Felix Blackwell (2/4)

A horrifying thrill ride of disgusting testicular torture. Inspired by UnsettlingStories.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EgosvzK5QA

Blue Balls by Christopher Maxim

There's more to know about Skinwalkers. You might learn something here. 
CREEPYPASTA STORY (Original Title: 'The Skin Between Them')►by Max-Voynich: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comm...
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"Skinwalkers are closer than you think" Creepypasta

People dream to become a hero and these two achieved that dream. Now they come together to face each other in a rap battle. Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku from My Hero Academia and Kamala Khan AKA Ms. Marvel. Which of these two will come out on top? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YLFcGiDQb9nQ3S5aTEj70os1M0EmdpY-6rco4sqTaHQ/edit

CAST:
EndangeredScrubVA as Izuku Midoriya
garbageGothic as Kamala Khan

Beat Produced by Adamack

Kamala Khan Vs Izuku Midoriya - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Mancha as Garfield the Deals Warlock
Hippie Rat as Mr. Mistoffelees
garbageGothic as Victoria

Mr. Mistoffelees:
You made it! I’m impressed, never woulda guessed,
They forced you on this show like Clint does every quest
I’ll transform you to a beautiful ghost or you might
Be left a Memory gobbled up in the moonlight!
I’m a party animal – Me-a-Festo-fellees.
Show stoppin shot-caller, your collar's stopping fleas
Burmese and Siamese all suck on these!
Call me Gustmaster – beating you’s a breeze!
I make the laws, check Old Deuteronomy
And if you're not already neutered, you oughta be
So don’t sleep on me though I’m the cat’s pajamas
Cuz’ Deals Warlock ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna

Garfield:
The greatest magicians have something to learn
When Mr. Mistoffelees gets awfully burned
I could sell you cheaper blades in my storefront
Once this asshole sees me release the butthole cut
So here’s the dealio, I’ve got this war-locked
You and your musical lost the plot
Cat got your tongue? For words, you’re at a loss, so
Buy your rhymes from me, at Fantasy Costco!
This twink wanted to sway me, and by God, you bet he tried
But I’d prefer my furry bait a bit more on the Heavi-side
You’re a stage-frightened performer whose charm is running dry
Competing to be the stray who deserves to fucking die!

Victoria:
Oh! Well, I never, was there ever,
A cat so never
able to recover 
the Sword of Doom?

Mr. Mistoffelees:
Now where could my pipe be?
Hear the, cat’s meow! Spinning fouettés en tournant!
Leaving theaters screaming “wow!” up until my final bow!
I do my twirls and the world’s praise is poured forth
You couldn’t spin in your Xena Frisbee sword form!
I never thought that Schrödinger’s search claimed
That the cat may not have been one in the first place!
When my raps scratch and they ask what I’m doing,
I’ll say I’m drawing blood to get your body pod brewing.

Garfield:
I’m even better at rhyming than stacking up G-Ps
Ring of the Grammarian, Mister Pistoffelees!
I’m out of this world! Talisman-trading tycoon!
But you? The Bureau’s already banned cats from the moon!
Your ego has seen a thousand examples
Had your leitmotif line this scene like “free samples.”
Never sell a Jellicle Ball to ec-o-nomical Jellicles
Or you’ll find out I’d have liquidated Jellicle testicles!
Your Warrior Cat name’s black tied up with a slight flaw,
Your character’s so watered down, that they would call you Whiteclaw!
Couldn’t get better than Webber, shot Broadway stocks upper,
Until Hooper turned your film into Fantasy Blockbuster!

Garfield the Deals Warlock vs Mr. Mistoffelees. The Rap Battle Zone #2

Mambo (Happily N’Ever After) vs Boingo (Hoodwinked!)
Snakebite126 as Mambo 
Dani Frias as Boingo 
Beat by Kustom
Written by TimeLord w/ help from Ethan Zagranis

Boingo:
So this Dick’s coming along to try to rip off my schtick?
I’m standing tall, cause after all, you’re used to scales being tipped
Can’t take your name seriously, like, “Ooh! Watch out for Mambo!”
Though from your pig friend to your lame jokes, I thought your name was Timon!
I thought I was done with sidekicks after dealing with Muffin Man’s crap
You’re all yap and no zap, even with your wizard’s magic staff
Leaving you even more purple, cause this bunny’s dominating
If you thought you could win, then you’ve been Hoodwinked, baby!
I’ve always had a distaste for those who try to be “hood”
Keep climbing those trees; i’ll still be Top of the Woods
I never thought I’d ever see a Greek Chorus that couldn’t sing
I left this fairy tale fractured, and he won’t have a happy ending!

Mambo:
Nothing matches the heat this purple cat’s gonna bring
Another boring twist villain? It’s always the same thing...
The Wizard told me to never let my skills get out of hand
But I’m about to outrap this rabbit like it’s a verbal avalanche
A little bit of your 4 goons couldn’t stop Mambo Number 5
So nonsensical, you must have used an Easter egg to write your lines
Getting beat by an old granny? Sheesh, the Prince was less pathetic
No need to bring in Munk when this bad bunny’s already pig-headed
I guess I shoulda known to never trust a bunny with a mic
Cause goodies aren’t the only thing this knockoff Lecter has swiped
Your plot twist is so cut-rate, even the woodsman could tell
The only bars you’ll ever have are the ones from your jail cell!

Mambo vs Boingo - Rap Battle

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