Love it!!! Everyone but the baby girl got what they deserved.

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Snorky Sings A Song made by Aaron fraser nash

Welcome Home [Bendy and the Dark Revival OST]

"Hippies Always Smell Like Balls" by Rucka Rucka Ali, featuring Toby Queef, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "3" by Britney Spears.

With Lyrics:

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

First of all, hippies always smell like balls	
And they're all a bunch of tree hugging
Dumb fucking, butt fuckers
Run, hippies, run!
I got twenty-one guns with me
Come around town, and your done if you fuck with me

Yeah, drum circle
Ching Chang Chong!
Get some Goddamn balls, in your Goddamn song
Get a Goddamn jerk, you’re a Goddamn bun
I get drunk on rum, and kill hippies for fun!

Now I'm a nice guy,
But hippies are gay			
They're always getting high,
And spreading the AIDS

I'd love to fine,
Some hippies in my yard,
Playing their guitar
They're getting sprayed

So listen up, hippies
Getting shot dead, is the new green, yeah
My name is, Toby Queef
I was send here, by Rucker Rucker Ali…	

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

I have a farm,
With plenty of grain
But hippies could starve,
That's fine with me

God, help you all
When I'm president
Y'all hippies will be slaves,
And probably dead

Suck on my balls, hippies
Get your ass fucked, in the booty, yeah
Lick on my nuts, if you please
Go read a book, for Vegan Revolutionary…

All hippies,
Are some Vegan Pussies
Eating dog feces
You should eat a little meat

Always pretending,
To like Bob Marley
He a sucks a big D
You should grow a couple… (Nuts!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)

Where were you September Twelve?
I was shooting me some hippies real good in the chest
If you don't like this darn country
You sure as hell ain't Toby Queef

I'm a little bit of country,
With a little bit of fist in your mug, homie
I'm a female banging, race car waging
Jesus save me, I got no teeth!

I'm a Decent Man,
I don't like, asshole hippies dancing
Without no pants on
Reminds me of the first time, I heard rap music
I was like, "Did he say, "Nigger?" I like this guy!"

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

Rucka Rucka Ali - Hippies Always Smell Like Balls (Feat. Toby Queef)

People will go crazy if they think they have some type of disease...

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OznQ-ZSAmQ

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

Infested

This is... kind of a chilling story. I wish I had superpowers too, but... not like this.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw02WIIya9I

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

Super Powers by goldc01n

A mini story!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE8H9Kg6trY

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/No_Wolves_in_the_Stillwood

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

No Wolves in the Stillwood

The girl who cried wolf.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5DfAPNR5VU

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/36c1kj/julia_was_a_clever_girl_lesson_challenge/

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

Julia Was a Clever Girl  by IPostAtMidnight

How many mistakes have you made?

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk0A2WW3_OU

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/36u6rz/my_three_mistakes/

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My Three Mistakes by IPostAtMidnight

An interesting story about an innocent game gone wrong.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm9Jz7k1R1A

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.wattpad.com/141415699-real-or-not-real

Real or Not Real by Sara De Cesare

A very familiar author has returned! Mr. Shotwell, the author and creator of The Twin Paradox, and other stories read by The Blue Man! Take a listen to his story in his new book: Pleasant Nightmares.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emheLIkjtcM

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.amazon.com/Pleasant-Nightmares-Aaron-Shotwell-ebook/dp/B0118T7MDE

The Tree Keeper by Aaron Shotwell

I've always had an ominous feeling about caves.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeulFgLdWBI

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.creepypasta.com/gods-mouth/

God's Mouth by The Abracadaver

*gives a Valentine gift*

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfjhsxsXvxE

Will You Be My Valentine? by AlexisTorres

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"Don't Give Your Snapchat to Internet Friends" written & narrated by ClancyPasta

Originally uploaded to YouTube November 14, 2018:
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Background music by Myuu: www.youtube.com/user/myuuji

Don't Give Your Snapchat To Internet Friends | Original Scary Story

Jacksepticeye Intro Earrape

The beloved Ms. Ivy brings life to this dead girl in tonight's story brought to you by the Institute for High Knowledge

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Infected Town Case File 3: The Dead Girl by vainercupid

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