Behold! The Rubber skunk! This was my most intricate and difficult commission yet, and I'm so happy to have done it justice for the very rubbery LockheedSkunk. Thank you for pushing me, helping with the lyrics and thank you even more for being my patron. This was an amazingly fun track!

Lyrics:
Take a skunk so squeaky and squirmy
strap him down all nice and firmy
Helpless, begging, full of fear
simply music to our ears

Perfect way to make him bloat
stuff a hose right down his throat!
He might whimper he might whine
but pumping skunks is so divine

Get him up on the stage!

Now step right up and behold the rubber skunk!
He might seem a little small now but just you wait...
Oh, don't mind his little squeaky squeaks
I assure you, he loves this

Now you there, grab the hose and stick it in
squeeze his face nice and tight. 
No! Like this!
We don't want him flying off
strap his legs down and his paws
now we're ready
sing it with me!

-chorus-

Pump pump the skunk the skunk
pump pump the skunk
ha ha ha ha

pump pump the skunk the skunk
pump pump the skunk
one more time

shh quiet...

Now take a good look at our puffy experiment
note how he's much too round now to run away
and observe his pathetic bloated face
what's that? You want some more?
Delightful!
Someone go fetch the bigger hose!
Open up nice and wide. 
NO! WIDER!

There nice and snug
we don't want any getting out
strap his muzzle around the hose
this skunk is gonna blow

-chorus-

We're almost done with our little show
we're gonna make this puffbag blow
I love it when they whine and beg
kicking his bloated helpless legs

Let's pump him bigger fatten his gut
fill this bloated gasbag slut
keep pumping pumping just don't stop!
We might just make a skunk balloon...
POP!

Pump The Skunk (Lockheed Skunk's Theme)

4 Creepy True Gas Station Horror Stories

Gas Station Horror Stories, Pt.  9

An old school story with a nice little twist.

Video can be found here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzdXF-HnVZ0

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Seven_Deadly_Sins

The Seven Deadly Sins

I actually like rain... it's soothing, but some people don't like it.

Video can be found here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHYNcz-xLXs

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/They_Come

They Come

I've never liked clowns. Ever.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNw3y9pmevQ

Bubby the Clown

Beware The Swirly-Head Man.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEEx2Oaehh0

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.creepypasta.com/the-theater/

The Theater

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0tUD5L5ZuY

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Psychosis

Psychosis (Friday) by Matt Dymerski (4/5)

Finale of Psychosis.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXaq78wQbzY

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Psychosis

Psychosis (Date Unknown) by Matt Dymerski (5/5)

Yay! It's the movie night!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BINsU9l2e5M

Movie Night by Derek

WITNESS!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULj7i738JoY

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.creepypasta.com/la-muerta-blanca/

Witness

"This is a bit different than usual storytime. I have here a recording of Tomino's Hell. Supposedly to enact a curse on the listener..." - The Blue Man

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ5E_B712Q4

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Tomino's_Hell

Tomino's Hell

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQBPX9qX-c

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Monumental_Disaster

Monumental Disaster

YouTube says I can't say the H E Double Hockey Sticks word because it's violent. So here's stories from the ever incredible T.W. Grimm of sinner in... HECK!

Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJGDkVyJj6I
Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
💀 https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #15~

4 Stories of People Suffering in Hell by T.W. Grimm

I don't know about you, but I'm certainly terrified of creepy crawlies and this incredible story from fainting--goat isn't doing me any favors. 

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/fainting--goat/posts/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT0WzuNHr-w
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/bw5p68/please_stop_killing_spiders/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
💀 https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Please Stop Killing Spiders by fainting--goat

If you're like me, then you're as excited as I am to see new content from Max Lobdell is back from a long break with some more... unsettling stories!

The Author: https://unsettlingstories.com/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5HZOuKHP2Q
Read along!: https://unsettlingstories.com/2019/05/09/the-first-first-responders/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
💀 https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

The First First Responders by UnsettlingStories.com

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

Support the Podcast here: https://ko-fi.com/mrcreepypasta

Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

Psychosis (Friday) by Matt Dymerski (4/5)

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