Messed Up Ones

* fart sounds *

farts sounds hilarious

"Yay! New mutilation material creepypasta!" - The Blue Man

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0s_NUboYno

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Symmetry

Symmetry by always_through

Huge thanks to the author of this story for sending it my way. I don't get many true stories and this was definitely one of the more twisted with photos included. For anyone with creepypastas or true stories send them to my email: mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0nt2QvckrM

There Was a Murder in My Small Town (True Stories)

“If I had a chance to ask God just one question, it would be: ‘What really happ­ened to my friends that night?’ ” - Yury Yudin

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKjYc7G5pxo

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 06)

Dyatlov's Pass (True Stories)

Some old western horror of cowboys, six shooters, and wendigos... YEE-HAW!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-Grn3tVhU

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTales/comments/4eio4r/consumption/?st=isxp9z5g&sh=b71ec53e

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 09)

Consumption by Mythos_Industries (1/?)

I Dared My Best Friend to Ruin My Life [COMPLETE] by Zandsand90  CreepyPasta Storytime.mp3

When asked what the most messed up story is that he's ever written UnsettlingStories said, "Definitely this one."

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sqKWPqtsBE

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/slough/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

Runners: Slough by UnsettlingStories.com

Why I LoveHate Reality TV

Warning: This story is extremely disturbing. UnsettlingStories said that this is the most fucked story he ever made. His own words.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eihxqP9Z3RE

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/far-too-little-air/ & http://unsettlingstories.tumblr.com/post/144658076776/far-too-little-pleasure

Runners: Far Too Little by UnsettlingStories.com (1/3)

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IbAXJgae1A

Read along! The story can be found here: http://unsettlingstories.tumblr.com/post/144811355766/far-too-little-autonomy & http://unsettlingstories.tumblr.com/post/144860287731/far-too-little-courage

Runners: Far Too Little by UnsettlingStories.com (2/3)

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89Wqf_XB5gg

Read along! The story can be found here: http://unsettlingstories.tumblr.com/post/145207840696/far-too-little-sanity & http://unsettlingstories.tumblr.com/post/143180231881/3d-printing

Runners: Far Too Little by UnsettlingStories.com (3/3)

UnsettlingStories.com HAD to be a part of the Creepypasta Countdown to Halloween! He's too great of an author to pass up and this story is too disgusting to put down. Number 10.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIAHjNs7l8Y&t

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/09/14/jim-jamesons-pumpkins/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 12)

Jim Jameson's Experimental Pumpkins by UnsettlingStories.com

A young boy finds something under his blankets. Number 4 on our Halloween Countdown and 4 more days until the great holiday! Let's go!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsxdU_-91Jk&t

Underbed by Graham Masterton

Alex the Beast as Bakugo
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861

Azia as Megumin
https://soundcloud.com/user-804611078

Bakugo:
The A1 1-A Wonder's here to win! That's what heroes do!
So what'cha gonna do? Get Kazuma to carry you through this battle too?
How it’s her wish to have just one shot, I’ve got no clue, but it’s sure seemin’
This’ll be more of a bloodbath than your monthly Crimson Demons
Leave you resigned to your fate of being idolized by skeevy dweebs
No wonder you seem so popular -- you remind them of me!
Ding dong! The witch is dead! Put a bitch on blast then I'll head to class!
This time it was my explosions that left you face down in the grass!

Megumin:
It seems you broke a sweat! You better go put on some Old Spice
And comb your hair a bit, ‘least you’ll look nice when I ruin you like All-Might
Go crawl back to your mommy and cease your unsightly bawling
Cuz I’ll rename you Baku-gone when I beat you rap battle brawling!
You’re neither number one nor hero, have Ectoplasm do the after-math
Even Plus Ult-ra! you’ll stay at Ground Zero when you factor wrath
You’re worse than both Mineta and Endeavor together, although
Nothing will convince me that you’re not a tsundere, b...Baka-go!

Bakugo:
Don’t be Shoto and leave this half-assed, I can tell you’re holding back!
Any self-respecting wizard wouldn’t make Intelligence her dump stat!

Megumin:
Combine your hissing, blowing fuses, self-destructive attitudes and
your obsession with Izuku means that you’re a creeper! Aw man!

Bakugo:
I don’t even know what you mean, Megu! Launch one attack and you drop like Deku!
Swallow your pride and eat your words like a frog, or else I’m gonna have to Tsu-you!
It’s gonna be a blast I’ll revel in, you know my every stat is min-maxed
While you spend time castle levelin’, you can’t out-class me when you’ve collapsed
You’re stuck in ih-sucky Quartet, with an idiot, waste, and a masochist
And even she would be crying in pain when I’m launching all of these nasty hits
You see for me, it’s easy to crack both mind and body of a porcelain girl
Wiping you off of the face of the Earth is My Blessing on this Wonderful World

Megumin:
But I’ve got the drop on you! You know I’m rockin’ like Uravity!
I guess she taught you how to spit a diss with Zero Gravity
You win a tournament and whine? Aye-oh! Gotta let go of your pride!
Or your ego’s going to go up in your face like it’s Dy-na-mite!
I combine my deep crimson with darkness blacker than black
Man-a up and quit trying to kill your friends ; only villains do that!
It’s an understatement to say Kacchan is gonna be toast when
My Hero Macadamia, this nut gets roasted by EXPLOSIONNN!

Bakugo vs Megumin - URBoF #14

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

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Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

Runners: Far Too Little by UnsettlingStories.com (3/3)

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