Oh it just hit me she's having a midlife crisis 

I've had that happen, fuck I actually hate it, why because it's an unnatural feeling.

why is it always about the mushrooms?!?!?!

A song for solemn farewells.

LYRICS

Sail on, sail on, gentle brother
Let a lantern light your way.
Now you don't have to fight any longer,
And your debts have all been paid.

So go on to the maze, you'll be welcomed
As the hero you became.
And your soul in my heart lives forever,
And I'll I never let you fade.

So sail away a lonely day
Until we meet, we meet again,
O sail away unto your calling,
O sail away
(x2)

I know in my bones there's an answer,
For the reason we're undone.
And I still hear your voice in a promise,
That you'll miss me when I'm gone.

But in life we still remain, to cast away the pain
And fall into the hole you left behind,
And I think "What would you say?"
With a smile upon your face,
Praying that we meet again someday.

So sail away a lonely day
Until we meet, we meet again,
O sail away unto your calling,
O sail away
(x2)

And we'll meet again someday,
When a lantern lights your way.

Sail Away

A track to commemorate the deeds of a nation unsung in its altruism and loyalty: the Imperial Orcs - so may their nation sing this song to remind their neighbours, allies and foes that they are always a force to be reckoned with.

LYRICS

Ancestors, oh hear my deeds,
This is what the orcs have done for thee,
Died in Zenith to provide retreat,
First into the fray and the last to leave,
Give our weight in resource and steel,
Ball of death on the battlefield,
Loyal to the throne as a promise made
Loyalty’s a chain that an orc can’t break

When the singing caves were tamed,
All of the resources the Marches claimed,
“Share the wealth” said those in Dawn,
Arguing until the point of civil war,
Then the orcs said “fight no more”,
We will share the wealth of the brilliant shore,
So the Empire gets resource,
Price been paid by Imperial Orcs

We’re the loyal steel of the Empire’s stone
And we’ll break the bones of the Empire’s foes
Died in war to protect the throne,
So we earn our place in the Empire’s home
Nations fight over land and greed
We will give our wealth for the Empire’s peace
Blood unbroken in loyalty
This what the orcs have done for thee

Empire nations hear my deeds:
This is what the orcs have done for thee!
Mustered armies, mustered fleets,
Saved poor souls from the Feroz sea,
Freeborn who were trapped ashore,
Told by orcs they could come aboard,
Circumventing the Grendel threat,
Saved by orcs from the Grendel net!

Once we struck a pale orc down,
Looted back a treasured crown.
Though the treasure earned was ours,
We gave it back to Wintermark,
When the time came to repay,
We turned and looked the other way,
But the Markers’ won’t say no,
So they gifted Skarsind as our home!

We’re the loyal steel of the Empire’s stone
And we’ll break the bones of the Empire’s foes
Died in war to protect the throne,
So we earn our place in the Empire’s home
Nations fight over land and greed
We will give our wealth for the Empire’s peace
Blood unbroken in loyalty
This what the orcs have done for thee

Ancestors, oh hear our call!
We are orcs Imperial!
Few in number we stand tall,
Fighting for the nations we call home.
First in, last out is our creed
Charging to the front for loyalty.
Stoic in our deeds are we,
This is what the orcs have done for thee!

We’re the loyal steel of the Empire’s stone
And we’ll break the bones of the Empire’s foes
Died in war to protect the throne,
So we earn our place in the Empire’s home
Nations fight over land and greed
We will give our wealth for the Empire’s peace
Blood unbroken in loyalty
This what the orcs have done for thee

Ancestors, oh hear our call!
We are orcs Imperial!

Journey On

Hear Our Call

Part 2 of the October 2011 Winner on NoSleep Reddit!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPiTQqqdz40
Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/kcl8q/balloons/

Penpal

Balloons by 1000Vultures (2/6)

Hyper-Cola is the lost episode of Coca-Cola .

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_5_rjOYJn8

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Hyper_Cola

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 10)

Hyper-Cola by Pacersnation16

Featuring the lovely CreepyMissusPasta as a guest appearance!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjnAakXNTDE

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/never-enough-bones/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

Runners: Never Enough Bones by UnsettlingStories.com

The final, gruesome, and disgusting installment to DATE of the UnsettlingStories series "Runners" is here! The horror Mushrooms have returned and we finally learn how they have traveled across America.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDOVIiFXG-g

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/09/03/let-me-talk-to-you-about-the-exquisite-pleasure-of-physical-degeneration/

Runners: The Exquisite Pleasure of Physical Degeneration by UnsettlingStories.com

US always knows how to tell a truly messed up horror story and with the Halloween Countdown starting tomorrow, you can expect to see a lot of scares and spooks.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJe2rCddhk
Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/rotting-pumpkins/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 12)

Rotting Pumpkins by UnsettlingStories.com

Annie KIDS (Performance Accompaniment)

Copyright
Annie KIDS Performance Tracks © 2012 Music Theatre International.
Music & Lyrics Copyright © 1977 by Edwin H. Morris & Co., A Division of MPL Communications, Inc. and Charles Strouse.  Renewed 2005 by Martin Charnin and Strouse IP, LLC.
Book © 1977, 2005 Thomas Meehan.
Broadway Junior is a registered trademark of Music Theatre International.
Unauthorized duplication is prohibited by law

Credits
Book By Thomas Meehan 
Music by Charles Strouse 
Lyrics by Martin Charnin 
Based on “Little Orphan Annie” By Permission of the Tribune Media Services, Inc.

Annie KIDS (Performance Accompaniment)

Scene Change #3

Introduced by Peter Donaldson, Recorded by Deep Blue Sound, Edited and Mixed at dBs Music'I have written a blasphemous book', said Melville when his novel was first published in 1851, 'and I feel as spotless as the lamb'. Deeply subversive, in almost every way imaginable, Moby-Dick is a virtual, alternative bible - and as such, ripe for reinterpretation in this new world of new media. Out of Dominion was born its bastard child - or perhaps its immaculate conception - the Moby-Dick Big Read: an online version of Melville's magisterial tome: each of its 135 chapters read out aloud, by a mixture of the celebrated and the unknown, to be broadcast online, one new chapter each day, in a sequence of 135 downloads, publicly and freely accessible.Starting 16 September 2012!For more info please go to: www.mobydickbigread.com

Chapter 26: Knights & Squires - Read by Jake Phillips - http://mobydickbigread.com

Introduced by Peter Donaldson, Recorded by Plymouth University, Edited and Mixed at dBs Music'I have written a blasphemous book', said Melville when his novel was first published in 1851, 'and I feel as spotless as the lamb'. Deeply subversive, in almost every way imaginable, Moby-Dick is a virtual, alternative bible - and as such, ripe for reinterpretation in this new world of new media. Out of Dominion was born its bastard child - or perhaps its immaculate conception - the Moby-Dick Big Read: an online version of Melville's magisterial tome: each of its 135 chapters read out aloud, by a mixture of the celebrated and the unknown, to be broadcast online, one new chapter each day, in a sequence of 135 downloads, publicly and freely accessible.Starting 16 September 2012!For more info please go to: www.mobydickbigread.com

Chapter 40: Midnight, Forecastle - Read by Clive Charlton - http://mobydickbigread.com

Introduced by Peter Donaldson, Edited and Mixed at dBs Music'I have written a blasphemous book', said Melville when his novel was first published in 1851, 'and I feel as spotless as the lamb'. Deeply subversive, in almost every way imaginable, Moby-Dick is a virtual, alternative bible - and as such, ripe for reinterpretation in this new world of new media. Out of Dominion was born its bastard child - or perhaps its immaculate conception - the Moby-Dick Big Read: an online version of Melville's magisterial tome: each of its 135 chapters read out aloud, by a mixture of the celebrated and the unknown, to be broadcast online, one new chapter each day, in a sequence of 135 downloads, publicly and freely accessible.Starting 16 September 2012!For more info please go to: www.mobydickbigread.com

Chapter 48: The First Lowering - Read by Tom Browne - http://mobydickbigread.com

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

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Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

Runners: Never Enough Bones by UnsettlingStories.com

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