Oh it just hit me she's having a midlife crisis 

I've had that happen, fuck I actually hate it, why because it's an unnatural feeling.

why is it always about the mushrooms?!?!?!

Dani Frias as Lil Darkie
Vladimyr P. as Corpse Husband

Lil Darkie:
I am very very sorry to be ruining the party
But I hardly give a fuck about your shit not playing smartly
I got my one man army but we’ll just look at a case
Against a pussy weeaboo neighbor who ain’t got the balls to show his face
But you like to break a mirror, should’ve seen this ever clearer
Bust some shots then bust it in yo mama while you be hearin’ her
(Rata) dissin' pussies like you I just gotta
I surpass your career that you could end wit a cough drop
Your brand will be a corpse since no one cares about your shit merch
Imposta finna vent but in the end what is this bitch worth?
I'm war-ready, torn many corpses out of they graves
Treat the mask like a phone call and hang it up today (AYE)
Darkie’s axing Donnie off the screen so he can stay unseen
From the entire world while I party hard and sip some lean
Of corpse you let your fans down; your painful fame could never subside
I’ll wipe out those e-girl bitches, I call it genocide 

Corpse Husband:
Tried to face me cuz you hate me? But you choked, see,
Darkie’s not fly like Valkyrae so don’t you harp on me
Shortie surely bores me can’t go hard on beats
I’m crushing creepy crawlies so you can’t get up and bite me
I understand your mental health could be brain damagin’
Odd your lyrics sucked when having the surname of Hamilton
I get the vibe your life’s a bad trip when you can’t stop oozing tears
Darkie still can’t rap so what the fuck you even doing here?
A Nazi did not see this coming;
I’ll cancel your culture of racism.
I got better flow than Darkie
Fuckboy get the fuck outta my face bitch, uh
Don’t say shit, uh, your fame is done
You got no game, son, a good song? Can’t name one
I aim with the flame that’ll bring you more pain 
then the shame of your life wit these bars that’ll kill ya!
Slaughtered by a corpse, I’m gonna add you to the pile
Gimme lip, I’ll give you tongue, fuckin’ predator style!

Lil Darkie:
(Yuh) I'm walking down the street and see you draggin on my fame
Take notes from your subs and get the FUCK outta my way
Because I am here to diss you so bad you’ll need a tissue
You knew that this would happen and that no one’s gonna MISS YOU!
Causing havoc is my habit while you had to pick a rabbit
Out of all the scary animals? The Spider Gang has had it!
I’m not surprised that “2Chainz” is too chained up to be on Rhythm
While Cartoons live forever, your anime’s not in my algorithm!

Corpse Husband:
I’m spitting acid while you’re futile with flow like it was reflux
Your career is tin-foiled, so let me wrap this up!
You don’t believe in race, it's why you're trash on the track.
Those drugs will trip you up like it was trash on the track.
It was just a misclick I didn’t ask to attack
But in reality you hide what lies behind your moral mask
She optimistic, not me, so you’d better stay back!
All that’s banging is my headache after hearing you rap.
So I can’t guarantee that this finish will be painless.
But your statements are ironically like your voice; BASSLESS! 
(laugh)

Writers: Vlad, Dani, LiterallyJustDan, Trakked, and RNG
Beat Producer: Prod. Erzxr
Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Jason

HAPPY RAP BATTLE DAY EVERYONE

Lil Darkie vs Corpse Husband. Universal Rap Battles

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"SCB-129" Creepypasta

Paranoia.

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The Wanderer

Part 2 of the October 2011 Winner on NoSleep Reddit!

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Penpal

Balloons by 1000Vultures (2/6)

"Like all good stories, this one begins with a testicle self-examination. Or, as its colloquially known: jerking off." Oh dis gunna be a good one~

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Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

My Wife Finally Allowed Me to Tell This Story by UnsettlingStories.com

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Cabin Getaway by Felix Blackwell (8/9)

Featuring the lovely CreepyMissusPasta as a guest appearance!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjnAakXNTDE

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Runners: Never Enough Bones by UnsettlingStories.com

The final, gruesome, and disgusting installment to DATE of the UnsettlingStories series "Runners" is here! The horror Mushrooms have returned and we finally learn how they have traveled across America.

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Runners: The Exquisite Pleasure of Physical Degeneration by UnsettlingStories.com

A classic ghost tale with an almost perfect format for a spooky tale in October and we grow ever closer to the Horror Countdown to Halloween.

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Halloween 1992 by hell-vira

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Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice by UnsettlingStories.com

Terrifying memories from your childhood can certainly mess with your mind.

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Children's Playground

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