Its not the “weird laugh” that made me laugh, it was the “if that doesn’t make you laugh, then fuck you.” That made me crack up 

oookkkaaayyyy hannable lecktor.......thT just made me raise my eyebrows 

i can imagine that writer of the story was Luigi scared of scary things

Hello, Auren again.

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I Can Tell You What Is Killing the Stars: The Second Dimension by CrimsonBayonet (2/?)

We are just on a branch high in the sky.

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I Can Tell You What Is Killing the Stars: The Fifth Dimension by CrimsonBayonet (5/?)

Part 3 of the Pyramid series written by the author of 'Forgotten Valentine' and 'The Christmas Tree' with guest narrator CreepyPastaJr!

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Ep. 1486 - Here's The Real Reason Why Our Birth Rate Is Plummeting

Reminds me of a certain ring...

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Wedding Band by ClericofMadness

My night was boring. How was yours?

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56 Words to Describe Last Night by IPostAtMidnight

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Mirrors by Kaylin Rutter

The deep voice of WellHeyProductions is here to soothe your ears!~

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She found her way into my home by wdalphin (Guest Storytime)

A Creepypasta set in reality and the best part is you can verify it by looking at a pack of cards you have in your home.

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The Suicide King by John ♠

This story of mystery and nightmares is coming to you from The legendary Christopher Maxim. Well kids, it's time for Summer to come to a close so we're back to our regularly scheduled program. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays for new stories of horror and excitement!

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The Statue in the Park by Christopher Maxim (1/2)

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