As soon as he said only leaving their eyes, i was like oh just like pac-man, then i remembered the title of this, this is so well done

yeah " S C A R Y G H O S T M O N S T E R S "

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Snorky Sings A Song made by Aaron fraser nash

Welcome Home [Bendy and the Dark Revival OST]

"Hippies Always Smell Like Balls" by Rucka Rucka Ali, featuring Toby Queef, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "3" by Britney Spears.

With Lyrics:

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

First of all, hippies always smell like balls	
And they're all a bunch of tree hugging
Dumb fucking, butt fuckers
Run, hippies, run!
I got twenty-one guns with me
Come around town, and your done if you fuck with me

Yeah, drum circle
Ching Chang Chong!
Get some Goddamn balls, in your Goddamn song
Get a Goddamn jerk, you’re a Goddamn bun
I get drunk on rum, and kill hippies for fun!

Now I'm a nice guy,
But hippies are gay			
They're always getting high,
And spreading the AIDS

I'd love to fine,
Some hippies in my yard,
Playing their guitar
They're getting sprayed

So listen up, hippies
Getting shot dead, is the new green, yeah
My name is, Toby Queef
I was send here, by Rucker Rucker Ali…	

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

I have a farm,
With plenty of grain
But hippies could starve,
That's fine with me

God, help you all
When I'm president
Y'all hippies will be slaves,
And probably dead

Suck on my balls, hippies
Get your ass fucked, in the booty, yeah
Lick on my nuts, if you please
Go read a book, for Vegan Revolutionary…

All hippies,
Are some Vegan Pussies
Eating dog feces
You should eat a little meat

Always pretending,
To like Bob Marley
He a sucks a big D
You should grow a couple… (Nuts!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)

Where were you September Twelve?
I was shooting me some hippies real good in the chest
If you don't like this darn country
You sure as hell ain't Toby Queef

I'm a little bit of country,
With a little bit of fist in your mug, homie
I'm a female banging, race car waging
Jesus save me, I got no teeth!

I'm a Decent Man,
I don't like, asshole hippies dancing
Without no pants on
Reminds me of the first time, I heard rap music
I was like, "Did he say, "Nigger?" I like this guy!"

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

Rucka Rucka Ali - Hippies Always Smell Like Balls (Feat. Toby Queef)

People will go crazy if they think they have some type of disease...

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OznQ-ZSAmQ

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

Infested

This is... kind of a chilling story. I wish I had superpowers too, but... not like this.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw02WIIya9I

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

Super Powers by goldc01n

A mini story!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE8H9Kg6trY

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/No_Wolves_in_the_Stillwood

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

No Wolves in the Stillwood

It IS the scariest game ever! THE HORROR!! 

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kvV99Jn2e4

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Scariest_Video_Game_Ever

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

The Scariest Video Game Ever (Trollpasta)

Don't you just hate those crazy calls? I know I do!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cje7DmF8IlA

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

Thank God for Answering Machines by Tgeeram

How many mistakes have you made?

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk0A2WW3_OU

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/36u6rz/my_three_mistakes/

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

My Three Mistakes by IPostAtMidnight

An interesting story about an innocent game gone wrong.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm9Jz7k1R1A

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.wattpad.com/141415699-real-or-not-real

Real or Not Real by Sara De Cesare

A very familiar author has returned! Mr. Shotwell, the author and creator of The Twin Paradox, and other stories read by The Blue Man! Take a listen to his story in his new book: Pleasant Nightmares.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emheLIkjtcM

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.amazon.com/Pleasant-Nightmares-Aaron-Shotwell-ebook/dp/B0118T7MDE

The Tree Keeper by Aaron Shotwell

*checks under bed*

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3XyQTo2L0

Monsters Under the Bed

This is a huge fan favorite creepypasta back in the day. However when I first recorded this story it was edited. I was pretty new... but here's the full unedited fucked up version. Enjoy everyone! Featuring the lovely voice of CreepyMissusPasta~

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-WOPsW97io

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dating_Game

Dating Game (Reboot)

Jacksepticeye Intro Earrape

The Lab Rats are Brian Brown and Kelly Warner

Half Full Ashtrays, Half Empty Glasses - EP

Soul Gravity

THIS IS FROM EQUESTRIA GIRLS: RAINBOW ROCKS 

I'M SO SORRY GUYS VSNSGSBXB

tricks up my sleeve⚡ - trixie and the illusions (slowed & reverb)

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

Support the Podcast here: https://ko-fi.com/mrcreepypasta

Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

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