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"‘Mr Sunny’s Fun House Retreat’. The Ruins of a Long Abandoned Amusement Park"  Creepypasta

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of vision-obscuring, similarly-named video game enemies. Left 4 Dead’s Boomer versus Super Mario’s Blooper. Enjoy!

Freshy Kanal as Boomer
EddieFRB as Blooper

Written by Commander Jacob
Beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by 2Deep

-LYRICS-
Boomer: 
Yo! Back up, squiddy. Your dick-shaped head is gonna be leaking
I’ll splatter a couple colors everywhere; so here’s an Inkling
I'm even wavy when I break in half
I'm out-taking lives. Bloopers getting cut because he just makes me laugh
Boom-bap blasting in your face when im speaking shit
Blow chunks and then you'll just see green if you peep me Creeping in
Bile emanating. Spreading sauce; this calamari is dead
By eliminating this Sharpie, ill kick him out the party again
Rip off your arms, no Sunshine at all
What kinda underwater creature gets killed by a fireball
And you're wack on a track, I hope ya heard what i mean
The shit I vomit covers more than a third of the screen

Blooper:
This ain't a drive-by. Your ass would just stress the kart
Plus I'd be better off rapping against a jar
Waddle up and die in one shot. And best of all?
you look like King Bob-Omb with high cholesterol
Think about it, you're only useful in surprise attacks
But I can see your chonky ass from a mile back
I go *splat* in your fat face, better think fast
Your girl rides me like a surfboard then empties my ink sac
I lightly shove you off? you’re not a threat to me
To do damage? Bring in a horde of enemies
I don't care if it ain't cool
If I wanted a boomer too slow to make shit, I'd go battle Gabe Newell

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Boomer vs Blooper | Half-Ass Rap battles

Pulling Stuff Out of Your Ears

Pulling Stuff Out of Your Ears Pt.6

ASMR Ear Licking + Deep Tongue Swirling + Fluttering

ASMR Ear Licking + Deep Tongue Swirling + Fluttering Part.6

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 01/31/2022

LYRICS

Billy Loomis:
Hello? Who is this?
Is this the line for edgy misfits?
You want a line how you’ll crash and burn, man?
Seems like you got beat by your sis, kid
phone gets put down
There's a quota for OC’s that you fit in 
Jeff the Killer clones are getting lamer by the minute
The silver screen made a live-living icon
You’re more a tick-ticking time bomb

Ghostface:
You mind if I interject in this bout about which killer’s best?
I’m not one to phone in lines, but I’m more than willing to turn this ringer dead
You left your fingers red, but no wonder nobody’s eating you up, ‘cause this bitch isn’t a threat
Maybe you should call up Hoody and Masky if you wanna join more piles of shit on the web!
You can’t light a match, so how could you hold a candle? What? You gonna call on Slenderman to take your hand, bud?
I come from Wes Craven’s twisted mind, your creator didn’t even want you part of the fandom!
Abandoned your shitty life- memories, father, sister, gone
You can join the list of my victims, guy- you’ll feel pain when a pistol’s drawn!

Ticci Toby:
I’m being brought to t-take care of a Scooby Doo mystery?
You’re more of the ticking time bomb, since you always missed, JD
You went through four m-movies, but a-always missed on Prescott
I-it's no surprise that this painting couldn’t score a head shot!
With the goofy voice changer, all you’re doing is scaring Dewey
You got smoked out by your own parody, you like Scary Movie?
And th-throughout your series of comedy and g-g-gory scares
The w-w-worst kill you got was on C-C-C-C-Courtney’s hair!
No wonder your name is Ghostface
‘Cause all your lines are see-through
You were famous in the old days 
Now nerds are all you appeal to
While I’m making my own fame
Leavin’ my abuser removed
You were sealing your own fate
When you brought along Scream 2! 

Ghostface:
Awwww, you getting pissy, Toby? You can’t take deep cuts from Father Death
When the only time you’re making deep cuts is when you’re causing your father’s death!
You’re bottom of the barrel so go ‘head and kick the bucket, bitch. Chewing on your gums, so just you try to stomach this.
This is a rap battle, stop your stuttering, or you’ll have some bloody spit when I’m guttin’ you just like a fuckin’ fish
Out of all my verbal scuffles with slashers, this pasty bastard’s by far the worst I’ve faced off with
I know you like to ride bandwagons, so how about you take the next step and burn your face off, bitch!

Ticci Toby:
W-with that comeback, who are you, M-Michael fucking Myers?
If Roman’s your director, f-f-fire the fucking writers
All the b-blood for some girl and you didn’t get to kiss her
No wonder you pine after Sidney; you’re Woodsboro’s killer
All it took was a mask to create this hoax, all it takes is my axe to m-make you a ghost
Face off my raps and I’ll crush you with a TV, then bury you in the grave with your show
Sure, you can diss how I fought back and fled from the crime, but at least my mother’s not defending this guy 
Now she’s really dead to her son, since anger’s not the only red in her eyes

CREDITS

Michael Stark as Billy Loomis
Evan as Ghostface 
 
Fightmarker as Ticci Toby

Written by Rabi, Shimario, and Syro
Beat prod. by Trunxks
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by noobydotwad and CyanCoat
Cover art by Rabi

Ghostface vs. Ticci Toby - Rap Battle

Original by Danii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW7Tc6YW-fg&t=98s&ab_channel=Danii 

Disgraced by 
Me as Wallace, Stewie, and Peter
McFawful as Brian
Ryu as Gromit


Wallace & Gromit vs Stewie & Brian Griffin (One Take Cover)

I think this is a Feelspasta.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15QPLi194to

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Imprisoned by Rainywindows

The first creepypasta to feature another narrator by the name of Mary!

Video can be found here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8sGUmn_99A

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.creepypasta.com/i-used-to-be-fearless/

I Used to Be Fearless

I always keep the blinds on my window closed.

Video can be found here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_A1XiWDVdo

The Window by YannyHD

A popular Reddit NoSleep with a new twist every turn.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/spookyChorror/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd0lrV98xwo
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/d1bqlg/my_entire_town_plays_red_rover_on_friday_nights/

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Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #16~

My Entire Town Plays Red Rover on Friday Nights by spookyChorror

Anyone remember the movie The Mothman Prophecies? I thought it was fine.

The Author: https://twitter.com/twgrim_official / https://www.amazon.com/T-W-Grim/e/B00850A4WG/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzL0At8cu04

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💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

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Cryptozoology: The Curse of the Mothman by T.W. Grim

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Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

The Window by YannyHD

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