LOOPDIGGERS CHALLENGES

LOOP DIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE CHALLENGE 111 - BAROCK
JUST ONE MAN'S OPINION.

HERDY GERTIE, MAN.

CLASSICAL TRUMPETEERS (LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N° 111)

LoopDiggers Christmas Challenge 2022. Bits and pieces from Hank Jones - Dear Mister Santa Claus, Christmas Sound Effects - Christmas SoundEffects, Rico J. Puno - You're All I Want For Christmas, A Christmas Fantasy, The Merry Vegan - Santa Claus HO HO HO Merry Christmas, plus beats and lyrics by mreguest.

THE HOLY SPIRIT (LOOPDIGGERS CHRISTMAS CHALLENGE 2022)

Tried for 20 Min. Landed on 26.

This woman wanted to help me clean, she suggested a plan, I'd spray, she'd wipe. She was 65 pushing 16 and as drunk as it gets. I played along, but with my guard all the way up. By the time we were finished, her sorrowful eyes were lying to me. She claimed to have craved hot dogs ever since she hit the coast. I prepared one and presented it with gruff disinvolvement. Now that she had opened the doors to deceit, we were doomed. She would lie to prolong her stay, but in doing so she would wear her welcome to a thread. Had she never spoken, she could have stayed all night, but embarrassed, she would be forced to raise a shield of confusion. A young man bought cigarettes past her, and she sneered at him. She turned to me and asked my name, "Jim", I lied. "I like you", she lied. She fidgeted. I went about my business.

WE LIED. (LOOPDIGGERS NEEDLE DROP N0.24)

So one day this guy walks in, passes by the fresh-case and grabs grabs a block a cheese, then he goes to the back and get chips and salsa, but by the time he gets to the counter he's only got the chips and salsa. So thinking quickly, I add a little monologue to the sale: I say “chips, at $1.99, salsa at $2.09 and cheese at $2.69". He looks at me and says, “Look, I don't want any cheese". Well I bite my lip and I say, "So take it out of your pocket". Silence befalls, and there we are, our chests in the air, exchanging 'high noon' glances, when from all the way down at the panty hose, this guy - I swear he was the Incredible Hulk’s twin brother - breaks into a dead on run straight toward us. I’m backing’ up… I’m pressed into the little hooks on the pegboard that holds that Advil and condoms, and the thief thinks I’m scared of him so he fluffs up real good. But by then the Hulk is there and he grabs the accused thief by the hair on the side of his head screams, "GIVE HIM THE FUCKING CHEESE!". Then breaks his nose on the counter right in front of me. Well, cheese appears, and so does blood - like a lot of it - and this fuckin’ guy drags his captured villain kicking and screaming from the store, kicks him a couple a times out on the sidewalk and watches him run away. Well, by the time I got the counter clean, the phone is ringin’ and it’s the Hulk, and he is apologizing. He explains to me that he is an former police officer, (released from the department for excessive force), and he is very sorry, he doesn't know what came over him, but if there is anything he could do for me… I declined politely and hung up. What a fuckin’ day.

CHEESE VIGILANTE (LOOPDIGGERS FLIPCHAIN, APE SKIN)

LOOPDIGGERS MAIN CHALLENGE N° 61 "PISTOLERO

LUCKY LUKE - INSTRUMENTAL(LOOPDIGGERS MAIN CHALLENGE N° 61 "PISTOLERO)

LOOPSDIGGERS CHALLENGES

BEAVERS - LOOPDIGGERS FLIP CHAIN, "MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE, ICE CREAM"

LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N°113 "RHYTHM ROULETTE 3"

ASSEMBLED USING ELEMENTS FROM THE SOULFUL STRINGS - THE SOULFUL STRINGS PLAY GAMBLE HUFF, JOHN CAGE - ELECTRONIC MUSIC, YOSHIKO SAI - MIKKOU, JOHN KLEMMER - MAGIC AND MOVEMENT, PLUS DRUMS BUILT FROM PAD PIMPS - UNDERGROUND CRATES AND ROYALTY FREE VOCAL SAMPLES PUBLISHED BY GOWLER.

GHOSTS - LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N°113 "RHYTHM ROULETTE 3"

INSTRUMENTAL GHOSTS  LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N°113 "RHYTHM ROULETTE 3"

LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N°114 "GOKUMON" - ASSEMBLED USING ELEMENTS FROM THE “GOKUMON-TO”, (DEVIL’S ISLAND), SOUND TRACK BY SHINICHI TANABE, PLUS KICK, SNARE AND INCIDENTALS FROM MSXII SOUND DESIGN’S SOUL PROVIDER 2 AND SOME CREEPY SOUNDS FROM GOWLER MUSIC.

KR33PI3DAHLZ - LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N°114 "GOKUMON"

LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N°114 "GOKUMON" - ASSEMBLED USING ELEMENTS FROM THE “GOKUMON-TO”, (DEVIL’S ISLAND), SOUND TRACK BY SHINICHI TANABE, PLUS KICK, SNARE AND INCIDENTALS FROM MSXII SOUND DESIGN’S SOUL PROVIDER 3 AND SILLY SAMPLE FROM PRIME LOOPS' BRIDE OF THE GORILLA.

SUNDAY DOUBLE - LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N°114 "GOKUMON"

LOOPDIGGERS SPEED CHALLENGE 89 "JUKE BOX 5"

JUKING - LOOPDIGGERS SPEED CHALLENGE 89, "JUKE BOX 5"

SUNDAY ROULETTE N°115 “JAZZIN’ AGAIN 4”

HONKER - LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N°115, “JAZZIN’ AGAIN 4”

Lyrics:

Send a text
You know what’s next
Data collects in a
Searchable index 

Balloon in the sky
Balloon in the sky
Foreign spy
Balloon in the sky

Be careful what you say and do
The man has got his eye’s on you
The words you use, your overview
The AI bot will misconstrue.

Play it back
Employ the hack
Include your track
In a cyber attack

They'll play it back
Employ the hack
Include your track
In a cyber attack

You thought your thoughts were your's tonight
Not pinging off a satellite
Cataloging byte by byte
And storing in a secret Site

Data mining
The enemy’s buying
The AI bot will misconstrue
Date mining
Send a text
You know what’s next
Data Mining
Data collects in
Searchable text
Data mining

Shoot it down
Shoot it down
Shoot it down
Make a show and
Shoot it down
Shoot it down
Shoot it down
Make a show and
Shoot it down
Shoot it down
Shoot it down
Make a show and

Makes no difference
They already got you
Makes no difference
They already got you 
It makes no difference
THEY ALREADY GOT YOU

pop.

The only sounds are micro-samples that all come from between 7:50 and 8:30 of King Crimson's Starless and Bible Black, except for the last bit, which is pinched from Gummy Bear by Gummibär. I stepped on this shit for real, though... it's half baby laxative and half Ajax… expect a bloody nose.

SPY BALLOON - LOOPDIGGERS FLIP CHAIN - STARLESS AND BIBLE BLACK

WEEDY GONZALEZ - [LOOPDIGGERS SPEED CHALLENGE N°90 "AFRIKABOOMBAPPA2"

LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N°116 “DEADFALL” ASSEMBLED IN THREE HOURS, FORTY FIVE MINUTES, (2:50 MUSIC 0:55 LYRICS), USING ELEMENTS FROM JOHN BARRY’S “STATUE DANCE”, DRUMS FROM NOIIZ’S “APEX KIT”, AND WORDS FROM “RHYTHM BOX” BY BRENDA HUTCHINSON, CLIVE SMITH AND SLAVA TSUCKERMAN, (LIQUID SKY SOUNDTRACK).

LIQUID DEAD - LOOPDIGGERS SUNDAY ROULETTE N°116 “DEADFALL”

GUACAMOLE USING ELEMENTS FROM BENZO PRO'S LODI DODI, DRUMS FROM NOIIZ'S "ELECTRODE" KIT AND SOME TRUE SILLINESS FROM MY OWN VOCAL CHORDS.

BENZO DROPS IT - LOOPDIGGERS FLIP CHAIN, LODI DODI

LOOPDIGGERS FLIP CHAIN "PRIVILEGE" 04-MAR-23 - BUILT USING ELEMENTS FROM MIKE LEANDER'S "PRIVILEGE", DRUMS AND INCIDENTALS FROM MSXII SOUND DESIGN'S "SOUL PROVIDER 2" AND SOME GARBLED THOUGHTS BY PITTSBURGH’S OWN SKID MARK. [UPDATED: NO MORE SKID MARK VOX]

MY HAT TASTES LIKE TINFOIL - LOOPDIGGERS FLIP CHAIN "PRIVILEGE"

LOOPDIGGERS FLIP CHAIN "PRIVILEGE" EXTRA TRACK - BUILT USING ELEMENTS FROM MIKE LEANDER'S "PRIVILEGE", DRUMS AND INCIDENTALS FROM PIMP PADS' "UNDERGROUND CRATES" AND GOWLER'S "MOVIES 18".

CLOSET - LOOPDIGGERS FLIP CHAIN "PRIVILEGE" EXTRA TRACK

LOOPDIGGERS SPEED CHALLENGE N°91- VIDEO GAME EDITION

Every day, Frog Lady wears the same flower print dress and matching slippers. Every morning she comes into the store and slams two quarters down for a paper. Every afternoon she slams a dollar down for a chocolate milk. Then she takes a basket and fills it with items picked seemingly at random… But always two sodas. She grunts as she lifts the basket to the counter and says, at the top of her lungs, every time: “Could ya loosen the lids?" Every day I do. One day I got mad and told her that I knew exactly how she wanted it and that she'd have to ease up a bit. She looked at me and said, “I can never tell the difference between you guys anyway". Well, I looked to my co-worker and then back at Frog Lady and in a sudden burst of sarcasm I said: “Well, to start with, he's black and he’s got hair, and I’m white and I don't". She looked back and forth between the two of us and said, “Bullshit!” I felt pretty stupid so I bagged her stuff. Then she let out a scream, “Did ya double bag it"? Well yeah, I had, but that day she didn't believe me and she leaned forward and said: “If you ever lie to me again, I’ll sock you in the fucking nose." I thought about *that* for a while, and then I counted out her change. Well one day I saw her waiting at the train, she had a suitcase that matched her dress and slippers. You know, I guess Frog Lady isn’t that bad after all. Kind of a sweetheart, really.
                     
- Elliott Guest

NAMCO NOD - LOOPDIGGERS SPEED CHALLENGE N°91- VIDEO GAME EDITION

LOOPDIGGERS FLIP CHAIN APRIL 2023 - SHANGHAI JAZZ - FOR @dialektbeats