Enjoy the landscape, but don't feed the birds.

am just the horticulturist here to tend the garden for the rare visitor (you 🖖)

i used to ride tigers in the jungle

https://linktr.ee/phantomsarelame

Booking / requests thephantomsrevenge@gmail.com 

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Optimus Funk is a London-based DJ, curator, and music consultant blending funk, disco, jazz, and house with the energy of street dance culture. His sets and playlists connect eras and influences — from 70s jazz-funk and modern broken beat to gaming, anime, and film soundtracks — celebrating rhythm, storytelling, and the spaces where sound meets movement.

I'm actually an electronic producer so mf follow my other freaking account Jesus

dxsbond@gmail.com 
https://soundcloud.com/disbandedbrkn
https://soundcloud.com/taki-village

released on
https://soundcloud.com/half-heart-proj
https://soundcloud.com/ledgecollective

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