credit to:
Valve: Heavy
RecD and Tour de pizza: the song

Pizza time with lyrics but Heavy sings it

I'm a furry. 
Alt: THE FURRY GUY XD

Fish

Bonjour, bonjour! Je suis Glass Joe! Ha-ha!
Eh, eh? Vive la France

Cold, so cold
Truth be told
I shake, might break, without a fold
This cold
I patrol
For one, little friend, I'd like to hold
That zone
All alone
Yet here, they don’t mind, they take it slow
That zone
I've outgrown
Brave worlds, braver souls let me be known


Noise
Oh, I hear a voice
Say, would you like to PLAY?!

Come with me, we'll keep on zooming
Why not spread your arms and fly? You know you haven’t got a thing
To fret ‘cause I'm right by your side!
I
Always seek!
And you
Never hide!

What's wrong now, you're looking grim
Not seen a hedgehog with those eyеs?
Might it be, your old pal Sonic's
Hard for you to recognize?
If you think a fakе's
The one who's singing I'll
Remind you that you might be
Forgetting just a thing

I’LL
MAKE
YOU PLAY
ALONG
IN TIME WITH ME, AS SOON I’LL
BREAK
THAT SPACE
YOUR HEART I SHALL SET FREE
SO FOLLOW
Me, into the spin of searing heat
Break the silence, underneath the sheet
Know I've set in stone, the order
Peppered envy, pain and horror

Being set upon a broken land
Freed by that what lays within his hands
As we warm, I split asunder
Such caprice, it makes you wonder

What’s the point in playing make-believe?
Your pointless pride makes you look so naive!
Perhaps one day, I'll trust the otherwise
Until that day, I'll only trust brighter skies

“You're not very good at this, ARE YOU?”

See, my buddy, it’s only me
Your friend, Sonic, will watch you flee
Burning up til all are one
Yet me you shun?

In his world
He saves the weak
In HIS world
He molds the ones who'd rather taste defeat
Death defying, redefining
Now I see the silver lining
It was never me who was the cheat, I don't think we
Need these things to be so crude
You'll be a pal, not just a stooge
LET US END YOUR
SUBTERFUGE

Pizza time with lyrics but Heavy sings it

MrKirby