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Hello little Tortoises,

Welcome to paradise! Here you will find only the most captivating vibes that will surely get that shell of yours groovin! 

So sit back, relax, close your eyes and escape into the melodic abyss.

Cheers
Turtl3

When people ask "what music are you into?" I used to reply "Oh anything really" which, in hindsight, is a bit of a cop out. I suppose its easier to say that then try and pigeon hole a sound. What I could do is reply "Well, I'm into a bit of Breakbeat, Disco, Electro, UK Garage, House, Drum & Bass, Rock/Punk, Techno, Trance, Nu Wave... And every other bloody Sub-Genre that spawns off from it". 

So, Shut up and listen.

Musashi got #23 amended 20 years ago in a place called #Endorphin where #Monotonsystem, #DaimonSound, #FormatC: just started to delve into serious matters of #tekno and is a lost case since for what is deemed to be the normal way of living according to his parents, teachers and whomever thought needs to clarify his own stupidity beyond doubt - he rather had a lot of fun and games and happened to end up in a lot of places where things evolved by chance and luck - he also knows now for sure: normal can go and fuck itself very much and that #23 #tekno #fusion #music where the best things to go for in order to live the one life available to him and would do the same anytime again and again and again and again ... 

Musashi loves tekno like his own child but is rather not willing to put to much effort into playing it coz he usually does weird stuff to existing stuff of any origin, using other stuff to poke around as far as possible and do have new stuff for further stuff done to older stuff . He uses a special library called "The holy fountain of weirdness and chaos" which had its base layer of stuff laid a long time ago using stuff of people that partially happen to be famous today. it got stuffed further ever since developed into a mighty magic. It likely has stuff very close to missing stuff needed in order to do very specific stuff to stuff and tracks Musashi stuffed to fix things that didnt serve his will.

Musashi plays a magic want from some ancient australian folks since 15 years This artifact makes a lot of bass does really dope stuff to stuff - Its outstuffing artificial magic while doing certain stuff and many seek stuff this wand does.

His musical style is called "#23!MusicisFree!" and its known to refuse borders or rules. If no clear frame is given its likely NOT TEKNO but "BuckleUpJoe!ThatsGoingToGetWild!" - stuff does stuff with stuff for stuff to further restuff until THAT stuff did THIS stuff with which THAT OTHER stuff further restuffed THAT stuff ... The resulting new stuff leads brains figuring "THAT stuff stuffed totally new!" Many are overwhelmed if this was not this brains actual and only intention of doing such stuff. But after some further stuffings those brains do want exactly this and Musashi got a fellow stuff stuffing brain that doesnt make him do Tekno after 10 minutes of other stuff. This moments are best and Musashi is happiest. The new weirdo likely will come up with really new stuff - which helps keeping stuff stuffed a lot. Sadly most brains refuse further stuff after the first experience and chosen ones are rare beings ... 
Musashi thus usually plays tekno since a party likely means weaklings are present and need be protected. He pinches the weaklings with elements of the weirdest stuff currently available and funnily they usually are pleased kids that nicely munch their stuffed tekno away and ask for more ... 

Musashi really loves his specific weaklings and is ok with the fact they call hausmusik "däschnõ" and always point out they  Tekno hard and dark - of course they do, because without they dont have tekno anymore - a very confusing habbit that is - telling that tekno is tekno, all the rest not and that using "däschno" doesnt sound like they do it right at all is a too complex matter for most though - Musashi will still do his best to uphold the #23 and the value of a single letter in the word teKno for the rest of his days because tekno fucking deserves it ...

#23realmusicforrealpeople #Wild #FreeMusic #TheOnlyGoodSystemIsAnRunningSoundsystem #SupapyxSystemTallin #Musashi

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My name's Balmy aka Jake Balmer and I was a DJ & Radio Show Host. I have held DJ Residencies with ILoveTour, Voice FM, Radio Sonar, Sobar and Hot Radio. I've also been fortunate enough to support the likes of DJ EZ, Chris Lorenzo, AC Slater, Bassic, Ratzi and Astrofunk.
 
I've DJ'ed in Italy, Spain and across the South Coast of England. Highlights of this include Altromondo Studios in Italy, Switch & Orange Rooms in Southampton, as well as Aruba in Bournemouth and Patterns in Brighton.
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Balmy

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