This one is a parody of one of my all-time favorite rock songs -- "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.  My version is called "Wal-Martian Rhapsody".  The music has been "country-fied", and it's the story of somebody's trip to a Wal-Mart.  Interestingly and ironically, the idea for this song came to me one day when I was shopping in a Target store.  (My mind works in mysterious ways, as many of you know.) Yes, the vocals are not exactly professional in quality, but that was the effect that I was trying to create.  (Yeah, right, .... good excuse for bad singing ...)
Recorded February 2009

Wal-Martian Rhapsody

This is a parody of one of my all-time favorite classic rock songs -- "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf. And I have "country-fied" it into a song about a dumb "good-ol-boy" getting turned on by the female voice in his GPS. Yes, it's "Paradise In My GPS". There is plenty of bad grammar in it, and the singing ain't that wonderful. But, hopefully, you'll get a few laughs out of it.
Recorded March 2013

Paradise In My GPS

This is a parody of "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby.  No, this is not based on a true story.  My demented mind can just go in strange directions sometimes.
Recorded December 2013

She Blinded Me With Drano

This is a parody of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" from The Wizard Of Oz.  My parody describes exactly how I feel about self-flushing toilets -- I HATE THEM!!!!!
Recorded July 2013

I Hate Self-Flushing Toilets

If you have ever worked for a company that uses some version of the Toyota Business System, you should enjoy this song.  If you have worked in corporate America some time in the last decade or so, you should at least get a few chuckles out of this.  This is a parody of "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet. 
Recorded August 2008

Kaizen Blitz (Parody of Sweet's "Ballroom Blitz")

I came up with this song back in the late 1990s, and I finally got around to recording it in 2005.  I consider it to be the definitive song about body piercing.  I just don't understand why somebody would poke a hole in their eyebrow or navel or tongue or ... name your favorite body part.  I believe that there is a good reason for pain -- it means "DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!"
Recorded January 2005

Pokin' Holes

If anyone is looking for proof that I am completely nuts, then all you have to do is listen to this song.  Yes, there really was a man named Wagdi who worked at a grocery store near my home.  He was a nice guy, and knew how to treat his customers.  But he would have probably had a hemorrhage if he had known that some customer had decided to write a song about him.  Why did I do this?  Gee .... I don't know .... I shopped there one day, and on the way home this song just started materializing in my head.  But I sensed that it needed something a little different in the middle of the song.  Finally, it hit me -- why not a parody of Toni Basil's "Mickey"?
Recorded July 2004

Wagdi

It’s amazing what I was able to do with a Macintosh Plus computer, sound digitizing hardware and music software. Add a good meal of pinto beans into the mix, and you’ve got a hit song. With apologies to Arthur Smith.
Recorded April 1987

Dueling Behinds (Parody of "Dueling Banjos")

Another example of male fart humor.  This is a parody of "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.
Recorded April 1989

(There's An Odor) In The Air Tonight

What the heck is the KNOW Talent Agency, anyway? (KNOW = Kreations Nobody Oughta Want) Well, I’ve never made any money doing this, and the only performer is me, and my talent is questionable, so the term Talent Agency is a misnomer. The KNOW Talent Agency is just the cast of imaginary characters that I give credit for performing my songs. I am Mr. Wompy, Roscoe Aardvark, Rufus Leaking and yes, even Buzzy Bottoms. And to answer the question that everyone has asked me, "Have you made any money from your songs?", the answer is, "NO!"

I’ve always loved crazy songs and parodies. Since my teenage years, I’ve dreamed of writing and performing a dumb song, and then hearing it on the radio. So back in the late 80s, I took some of my hard-earned money and invested in a few electronic musical instruments, a 4-track recorder and computer software and started a new hobby. When John-Boy and Billy of WRFX in Charlotte put "A Crazy Bunch" on the air in April 1987, my dream was realized!  (That song isn't here, but it's on my website.)

KNOW Talent Agency

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