What the heck is the KNOW Talent Agency, anyway? (KNOW = Kreations Nobody Oughta Want) Well, I’ve never made any money doing this, and the only performer is me, and my talent is questionable, so the term Talent Agency is a misnomer. The KNOW Talent Agency is just the cast of imaginary characters that I give credit for performing my songs. I am Mr. Wompy, Roscoe Aardvark, Rufus Leaking and yes, even Buzzy Bottoms. And to answer the question that everyone has asked me, "Have you made any money from your songs?", the answer is, "NO!"

I’ve always loved crazy songs and parodies. Since my teenage years, I’ve dreamed of writing and performing a dumb song, and then hearing it on the radio. So back in the late 80s, I took some of my hard-earned money and invested in a few electronic musical instruments, a 4-track recorder and computer software and started a new hobby. When John-Boy and Billy of WRFX in Charlotte put "A Crazy Bunch" on the air in April 1987, my dream was realized!  (That song isn't here, but it's on my website.)

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