a heart that's beating can't belong to a broken machine

this game was so peak fsdhgjhdsewedfghjgf

We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

The Stupendium - Ad Infinitum [Spamton G. Spamton Song]

ONESHOT SONG. Broken Machine

Enroll in Professor Chalk's class and open up a world... where everything is KINDA SUS. 

The song from a viral YouTube animation wraps up all about amongus sussy bakas so far. There's no need for any more amogus memes. It's all here. U sus. Get out of my head.

A Songus Amongus (feat. Black Gryph0n)

My students are into the strangest things sometimes; I mean– Five Nights at Freddy’s is overhyped and not even scary! But then, why are the FNAF KIDS so brave and creative? Wait, is that… an animatronic around the corner?!

This song is for you, kids of the FNAF. Their shiny teeth are not enough.

FNAF KIDS (feat. Black Gryph0n, DHeusta, The Stupendium, OR3O, MatPat)

R.E.P.O. ft The Stupendium & LongestSoloEver

Featuring OodleZz and The Stupendium as Florret and Cosmo.

THE RINGMASTER feat. OodleZz

Es sollte nicht sein

Groundbreaking's remix of "Dr. Gaster" by Shadrow.

★ Please support the original song by Shadrow: https://soundcloud.com/shadrow/dr-gaster

Shadrow - Dr. Gaster (Groundbreaking Remix)

A fan song about Muffet from Undertale, a video game created by Toby Fox.

Vocal stems for remixes and such: http://www.mediafire.com/download/cgs372fv19ds3rf/Spider_Girl_Vocal_Stems.rar

Artwork provided by Addi Wallace: https://cara.app/additionalli

Lyrics:
Stumbling around the darkness, I can't see the door
The walls are lined with something and so's the floor
I hear her chilling laughter and see her smile
She tells me to sit and join her, "please stay a while"

Can't shake the feeling that I'm hanging by a thread
It seems to me she's trapped my soul inside her web
She hands to me a tray of biscuits, tea and bread
I can't put my finger on it, can't put my finger on it

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

The party beat is thumping, she starts to dance
Her friends come out together, caught in her trance
Wiping crumbs off the table, they join the feast
Even her cutie-muffin is moving to the beat

Can't shake the feeling that I'm hanging by a thread
It seems to me she's trapped my soul inside her web
She makes a motion for the tub of strawberry spread
I can't put my finger on it, can't put my finger on it

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
She's glaring angrily, turns out the meal wasn't free
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

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Spider Girl

Orignal by Fandroid.
Music production by MiatriSs ft. Triforcefilm

Bendy and the Ink Machine Remix ft. Triforcefilm

Welcome! Musiclide is an Australian based Music Producer who creates original songs based on video games and other media.

ONESHOT SONG. Broken Machine

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