Sherlock: 2

Sherlock song to the tune of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing". Found here on tumblr: http://havetardiswilltimetravel.tumblr.com/post/70222492038/i-finally-finished-my-latest-sherlock-song-i-hope

Don't Stop Believing (in Sherlock)

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Shrock!
Nothing ever happens to John Watson
Nothing ever happened until you
I had a blog full of empty facts
A sense of peace that threatened to last
There was only one bullet in that gun for only one use
And like a hurricane you blew it away
Swept me up in your dangerous games
They think I’d rather be safe than free, well
Show’s you what you know about me
Well damn my therapist, damn the rules
There’s crooks to catch and DI’s to fool
Damn your brother and damn my leg
Let’s find the dangerous
It could be dangerous
That’s what you said
You’ve got me running on my leg without a cure
Sending texts to murderers,
What color suitcase and catch that cab
Who is this bloke is he must be mad
Drug’s busts Rachel two poisoned pills
We both have an addiction to the thrill
And then things wind down
And they tell me I shouldn’t stick around
If I want to stay safe and sound
Well damn my therapist, damn the rules
There’s crooks to catch and DI’s to fool
Damn your brother and damn my leg
Let’s find the dangerous
It could be dangerous
That’s what you said
My hand refuses to shake
And my mind is wide awake
This man might be crazy but he’s a genius
Don’t need a fucking cane
Or life that’s inane
What do you see, when you walk with Sherlock Holmes
So damn the Yard and damn personal space
We’ll breathe each other’s air and get off on the case
Damn your assumptions and damn old strife
I think this man just saved my life, oh
Well damn my therapist, damn the rules
There’s crooks to catch and DI’s to fool
Damn your brother and damn my leg
Let’s find the dangerous
It could be dangerous
That’s what you said
Nothing ever happens to John Watson
Nothing ever happened until you


It Could Be Dangerous

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Request by jam-and-severed-heads on tumblr: "Hey, could i ask you a really big favour? Could you maybe possibly write a song about what goes on in Sherlock's mind, like what he thinks of people/ how misunderstood he is. i mean he's got to have emotions somewhere right? :)"
Lyrics + Chords:
Am / C / G / F
My mind flits from grey to grey
I’ll never let go of the things you say
You’re disappointed but I don’t see
How empathy’s supposed to occupy me
My mind flits from blue to blue
It shouldn’t hurt me to disappoint you
You’ve done your research; you’ve seen me through
I thought that was enough for you
Am / G /F
So what am I to do?
What kind of answer would satisfy you?
Chorus
G / Am / G / C / Am / G
The doctors told me I would fall
My heart is too small
My heart is too small
But if the criminal’s caught by the end of the day
What more is there left to say?
My mind flits from red to black
There are lives at stake, what’s the use of tact?
You joke around but you don’t seem to see
The effect you have on me
And how am I to say
All the feelings I can’t convey?
Chorus
Am / C / G / F
So give me the case or give me the cocaine
Stop looking at me, I know its strange
I’m not strapping bombs to people’s chests
What more do you want, have I passed your test?
Am / C / G / Am / G / F
My mind rebels at—stagnation
My body at any close sensation
I’m afraid… of nothing
I’m afraid… of boring.
Chorus
My good doctor tells me to stand tall
He says, “Your heart is not small
Your heart is not small,
And maybe, if you let yourself feel
You might actually feel real.
You might actually feel real.”

Real

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So, I'm in love with Dark!Molly. And someone requested BAMF!John, which I tried to sneak in there at the end. So I put the two together and out came... this?

LYRICS

Whisper, darling in my ear
You, treat me like a fool
But its me who knows you best

Did you like Jim I know I did
Such a riot, decent kid
But Moriarty’s not done yet

CHORUS
So listen close, I’ll only say it once
Sherlock you have six shots
And only one gun.

Oh listen close, your warnings gone and done
You’ve had your time to hide
Now run.

Bodies, laid bare are such
Beauties, isn’t breathing boring
On that, I think we agree

I can, do things with my
Hands, you don’t even know the words for,
Come look and see.

CHORUS

(The things that we could do
The things I’d do to you)

And now bursts in a Watson, come at his master’s call,
Look here, it‘s just not the best time, kidnapping and all
What, dear? Surprised that Molly has such claws?
And that’s the best part – you can’t see through me at all...

Also - if anyone's looking for any superb Dark!Molly fics, I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend 'The Anatomist' by rosa_acicularis. http://rosa-acicularis.livejournal.com/30916.html It is actually my favorite piece of Sherlock fanfiction ever, and I mean EVER.
So, yes. Enjoy!

Molly's Revenge

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This is undignified shmoop and I have no excuse for it.
However, it think it's one of the cleaner songs I've done recently...
LYRICS:
There’s a mystery John
I think you’ll love it
Lots of chasing
And creepy puppets
221B can wait for a while
And when we get back,
we’ll both be laughing
And you might forgive me
For what I’m lacking
I just never find the words
But broken whole or in between
Our eyesex will go down in history
CHORUS
I took too long, I made mistakes
But I’m sorry John, I knew you’d wait
Sherlock Holmes is not the same
Without a Watson at his side
And you are the one, I—
And you are the one, I—
What’s wrong with loving
The intellectual thrill
Of solving the crimes
that’ve gone stagnant and still
There’s not much that can keep me occupied
But when the boredom comes
Creeping in
You open the window and
Let the sun in
Do you do the same for Sarah?
And it’s dull that you haven’t noticed yet
When we have each other, our lives are set
CHORUS
You may be not as smart of me
But I have a high opinion of you
You’re a tiny ninja wrapped in lumpy sweaters
And you’re my best friend that is true
And you are-
You are-
I took too long, I made mistakes
But I’m sorry John, I knew you’d wait
Sherlock Holmes is not the same
Without a Watson at his side
And you are the one, I—
And you are the one, I—Adore.
Adore.

The One I

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Did I... Yes. I think I just did. Album and idea cred to <a href="http://cockwagons.tumblr.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://cockwagons.tumblr.com</a>/. I don't think you comprehend what you have done.
LYRICS:
Where’s your crowd now?
I’m c-coming out
Jim from IT its true
Need a picture of you
Your face right now
Oh your pet is my pet now
Westwood and tie
How Molly would sigh
You solved all my crimes
Oh how I love your mind
Don’t even try
Ready for those laser lights
Cause you know that Sherlock I
CHORUS
I’m your biggest fan, I’ll
Blow stuff up until you love me
Mori-Moriarty
Baby there’s no other
Consulting criminal like me
Mori-Moriarty
We could have such fun
Come on now admit it I’ve won!
Baby we’ll be famous
I’ll just cause crimes until you love me
Mori-Moriarty
Screw Scotland Yard
I left you my card
Carl Power’s shoes
Were a nice touch it’s true
If I say so myself
But I could do so much more with your help
But if you take
Just one more step
I’ll be less than devout
I’ll burn your heart out
This has been fun
I’d suggest you put down that gun
Cause Daddy’s had enough now!
CHORUS
I love to watch you dance around London town
This network of mine no where else can be found
Won’t stop, for anyone
I might be bat-shit but it’s so much fun!
CHORUS
(Sorry for being sharp on some of the choruses. I'm working on that...)

Moriarty (Paparazzi... Sherlockified)

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Um yes, yes, it's indeed a Sherlock Cover of  'All I Want For Christmas Is You'. Yes, yes, IT REALLY IS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ALSO slfkjsafjherkjjerhr

Okay, first of all, thanks to jam-dogtags|tumblr who came up with this in the first place. After that post of hers I absolutely had to change the rest of the lyrics as well and this is what eventually happened. Also, thanks to justkiddingforawhile|tumblr! :3

Sadly, my voice is miles below that of Mariah Carey and yep, the singing is quite off in some places BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T REACH THOSE HIGH NOTES OKAY

From Sherlock Holme's best-selling album 'Meretricious Christmas'
Here's the lyrics:

I don't want a corpse for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the killers
That murder around Baker Street
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you

I don't want a corpse for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the killers
That murder around Baker Street
I don't want to go home for Christmas
And put up with my family
I don't want you to go to Harry's 
And smile at gifts that are crummy
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you

I won't blackmail for much this Christmas
I won't even sniff the snow
I'm just gonna keep on shooting
Holes into the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To dear Jim to fix it for me
I heard they became quite inefficent
Working down there in IT
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you

All the police lights flashing so brightly everywhere
And the sound of well done slaughter fills the air
And no one has a clue
I'll solve the case for you
Lestrade won’t you bring me the one I really need
Won’t you please bring my John back to me

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
I obviously just need my John
I just want my army doctor
Stunned by a great deduction
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you

All I Want For Christmas Is John

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Sorry it's been so long! Christmas shrock hopefully on the way... but for now... a song about Sherlock and drugs yay!

LYRICS
Just another day
Just another night
Just another case
Just another high

My hands shouldn’t tremble like this
But the violin sounds so sweet
When I play it like I do my veins
Like the strangers on the street

Don’t ask where I’m going
Cause I’m already gone

CHORUS
I don’t need a heart, I don’t need a soul
I just need a moment, a backdoor
Don’t want to die here, growing old
I’m the final call
You’ll call me when you’re done
You won’t take a moment, a moment
To see what I’ve become (what I’ve become)

Just another case
Just another crime
I guess I’ve gone too far again
I told you I’m fine

Let them live their petty lives
As they lie and lie and lie and lie
I’ll become untouchable
No one will even cry

Don’t take away my poison
It’s the only cure I know

CHORUS

With or without
High or sunk below
You say I’m moving too fast
But I feel so slow…

Fast/Slow

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I'm so sorry it took so long! This might or might not be a Lestrade/John. You know. For the fandom lulz.

LYRICS:
You have a mad flatmate. He's important, I can tell
But he's married to his work and it's just as well
For I think you're rather adorable
Even if your jumpers are horrible
And I suspect you killed the cabbie who rung Sherlock's bell

He has a great flappy coat which is more than I've got
But it kills me when you stand there like you're useless when you're not
You're not his Moriarty
But you're very vital to me
Even if you're in love with that fantastic sot...

CHORUS
Oh John
I'm just a DI
Nothing fancy a far cry from what you live with
Oh John
I can't help but stare
And admit that I care
A bit more than I should

This isn't another drugs bust there's no need to glare
But maybe if we could talk in that corner over there
Oh never mind Sherlock will deduce what I say anyway
Look here I just thought that you might be kinda gay
And I am too
And I like you
And God I'm making a right old mess of things...

CHORUS

So dinner with me
Away from 221b
How would that be?

CHORUS

Just a DI

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I'm so, so sorry.
Original song Jesse McCartney, le duh.
LYRICS:
[Intro:]
I don't want any other pretty face
I don't want a kitchen without mold
I don't want my gun to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful skull
You said you were going to get the milk
Instead you went off to meet Moriarty alone
Why can’t you see, that’s a bloody stupid thing to do
When your blogger will always be here for you
[Chorus:]
I don't want any other pretty face
I don't want a kitchen without mold
I don't want my gun to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful skull
There are cabs we have to chase
There are criminals to hold
I won’t let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful skull
Yeah
You might need time to think it over
Get it through that bloody brain of yours
Do not delete:
We’re partners in crime now
We’ll make the bad guys cry, c’mon let’s try
[Chorus]
Am I crazy for wanting this
Never thought battle was the thing I’d miss
But come on now we’re wasting time
I can’t see things the way you do
But I know that you can see it too
We’re unstoppable side by side
[Chorus]
I don't want any other pretty face
I don't want a kitchen without mold
I don't want my gun to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful skull
There are cabs we have to chase
There are criminals to hold
I won’t let another minute go to waste
I want you and your skull
I don't want any other pretty face
I don't want a kitchen without mold
I don't want my gun to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful skull
Ooooooo
Beautiful skull, yeah
Oooooo, yeah
Your beautiful skull
Yeah

Beautiful Skull (Jessie McCartney Parody)

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Moriarty/Coldplay - I will try to skin you

And here we have a Coldplay Cover/ crack!song, because Moriarty's cool like that. For some reason I'm not really satisfied with the outcome...

Thanks a lot to Emeline, who came up with this in the first place, it's a rather perfect idea! When I suddenly found an ask saying 'you need to do a coldplay/moriarty cover where it's 'I will try to skin you' instead of 'fix you'" there was absolutely no possible way I could've said no, so I changed the rest of the lyrics as well (though most of it turned out to be pretty fitting already ;) and then recorded the thing today.

Also, the cover really reads 'moriarty', check out this site. And I should probably mention that I used this instrumental.

Lyrics:

    When you try your best but I don't succeed
    When you got what I want but don't give it to me
    When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
    I most likely drugged you

    And the tears come streaming down your face
    As you lose something you can't replace
    Because your extremities all go to waste
    What could be worse?

    I will burn your home
    And ignite your bones
    And I shall try to skin you

    And on a stove or down below
    When you're too dumb your pain will show
    But if we never try you'll never know
    Just how much it hurts

    I will burn your home
    And ignite your bones
    And I will surely skin you

    Tears stream down your face
    As you lose something you can't replace
    Like arms for example. Or legs. Or various other organs found in the lower waist area.

    Tears stream down your face
    As you lose something you can't replace
    Tears stream down your face
    And I

    Tears stream down your face
    I promise you you will learn from your mistakes
    Tears stream down your face
    And I

    I will burn your home
    And ignite your bones
    And I will make you into shoes

I will try to skin you

#believeinSherlock
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#Believe

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Inspired by S2E2. I have now written a song (technically) centered around every episode! I think 'The Woman, The Hound, The Fall' will be a mainly S2-inspired compilation, anyway. Sorry it's taken so long and I hope you enjoy! (Next song is some promised Mystrade, but will probably focus around Not-My-Division Lestrade. Also more Molly because I love Molly. And Moriarty. Oh, the excitement!)

Also: beautiful a cappella cover done by satousmuses you should definitely check out!: http://soundcloud.com/satousmuses/hounded


LYRICS:
The hound is here living in the day
I’m perfectly fine in every single way
I have no fear I am Sherlock Holmes
I follow dangerous wherever it goes

Nothing can’t be explained, no monstrous dog or cat
But how my hand shakes, take a look at that
Now afraid of monsters, of the creeping night
My body betrays me and it’s fight or flight

Because it’s on the prowl
The fear
It eats up your mind
I fear
He’s in my head
I fear
You’re on my mind
You have no right to be there

I have no friends I have no heart
Don’t give me that face, don’t even start
There’s nothing wrong with me, my mind is sane
For if it’s not, I have lost the game

Because it’s on the prowl
The fear
It eats up your mind
I fear
He’s in my head
I fear
You’re on my mind
You have no right to be there

I don’t understand, but don’t turn away
I have just one friend, I would prefer he stay
You’re brilliant, John, in your respective part
Your conductive light breaking me apart

Here’s the game
And here are you
Here’s my brain
And here are the clues
I would rather be blind
All I have is my mind
All I have is my mind

Chasing the hound into the light of day
We’re perfectly fine in every single way
You have no fear running with Sherlock Holmes
We follow dangerous wherever it goes
Wherever it goes

Hounded

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Part of 'A Bit Not Good.' And uh, multi-tracking for the first time? As well as harmonizing? -wince- Before this I've just done it all in one go, but, I figured I might as well experiment. I'm not quite sure it worked, but please feel free to give advice below!
A bit dark, about our favorite Assistant as told by our scariest Big Brother. Hope you enjoy!

LYRICS:
Only whisper when it’s dark
Take a smile take it off
Nobody is mine and I belong to no one

She is cold but she’s a queen
Always tapping on her machines
Who needs another heart?

This is evolution in the making she learned the bend but not the breaking
Of a man it only takes one bullet in one gun

Oh Anthea

She’s a god among mortals she opens all the portals
She holds all the keys in her hand I hold her on my arm

She always does what you tell her she won’t buy what you sell her
Won’t ask each other please why give away when you can tease

Oh Anthea
Anthea

This is evolution in the making she learned the bend but not the breaking
Of a man it only takes on bullet in one gun
She’ll rip your heart to shreds its how she has her fun

Anthea

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In honor of penpalswithowls, who showed me the wisdom of this particular theory, going-by-the-state-of-her-knees, my fellow disciple, and, of course, Reichencrack Day. May it be a merry one.

LYRICS:
I gotta theory
I know it might be silly but
It’s all that I got

Just listen to me
I know I’m not that special or smart but
I think it figured it out

You can call the bouncy ball
You can try to find Moran
You can call the poisonous flower
But here’s my plan:

It was Molly in a helicopter
La la la la
Molly in a helicopter yes
Oh yes

Don’t believe me?
Well Moriarty was definitely looking at something
Over Sherlock’s shoulder

And it was windy suddenly
In the very last seconds of Sherlock up in the sky
Oh why oh why oh

You can call it impossible
You can say John would have seen her
You can call me dumb after all
But I believe

It was Molly in a helicopter
La la la la
Molly in a helicopter yes
Oh yes
Molly in a helicopter
La la la la I am convinced
Molly in a helicopter yes
Oh yes oh yes oh

At least she finally got to sweep Sherlock off his feet
Though I don’t think that’s how she imagined it would have been

Cause it was Molly in a helicopter
La la la la
Molly in a helicopter yes
Oh yes
Most certainly Molly in a helicopter
I am convinced
Molly in a helicopter yes
Oh yes oh yes oh yes

Oooh
Molly in a--

The Helicopter Hypothesis

Reichenbach Feels

Sherlock version of 'Call Me Maybe'.
Requested downloadable version.

Sherlock Call Me Maybe

An original song of mine about the BBC show Sherlock. If you want to download it go to my bandcamp at
http://vaticancameo.bandcamp.com
for a free download of the whole album.

John, All I Need is You (original)

Moriarty didn't die during Riechenbach, and has captured John. John refuses to give any information on Sherlock, never has, never will.
Basically this song punches me in my feels, and I hope it does the same to you.
Enjoy?

Original song (c) Bruno Mars

LYRICS

Burn it down, blow it up,
That’s just how you live oh
Steal, kill, break it all
But I’ll never give

Always knew you were trouble
From the first call
Your crimes had Sherlock smitten—
He was so smitten…

Give me all you have, toss me in the trash
I refuse to utter a word
Give me all you got, just don’t you think you’ve won
I guess you just haven’t heard

CHORUS
I’d catch a grenade for him
Throw my hand on a blade for him
I’d jump in front of a train for him
You think this will make me just give you him

Oh oh you can call me insane
But I’d take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes I would die for Sherlock Holmes—
And he would do the same.

Black, black, black and blue, beat me till I’m numb
Tell the devil I said ‘hey’ when you get back to where you’re from
Moriarty, evil bastard, yes I saw your card
Sick and twisted but it’s not like I can change who you are

Give me all you have, toss me in the trash
I refuse to utter a word
Give me all you got, just don’t you think you’ve won
I guess you just haven’t heard

CHORUS

If you set me on fire
Oh you think Sherlock will go down in flames
He won’t go out, he’ll just burn higher
Because he’s smarter smarter smarter than that
And he fell off a roof for me

Took a while but now I see

Oh oh you can call me insane
Go on—shoot me straight through my brain
Yes I would die for Sherlock Holmes—
And he would do the same.

Yes he would do the same
And now I'll do the same

Grenade (Sherlockified)

I almost crashed my mom's car when this song came on the radio and this idea popped into my head. So I hope you appreciate what I do for you guys. Without further ado: John is frustrated. Enjoy!

LYRICS:
Spoken: Tell me how you’re supposed to live with no air?

Verse
If you should die before you wake
It's 'cause I killed you for goodness sake
Sulking like a child just cause they’re no cases around
Oh

(Sherlock cameo)
In my mind palace, don’t wanna leave
My brain won't still, life’s deadbeat
Wish there was a way that you had the cleverness to understand

Pre-chorus
But how do you expect me
to buy the milk for three
'Cause Mrs. Hudson’s hip is hurting
I’m so mad it’s hard to see

Chorus
Tell me how you’re supposed to live with no air
Can't live, can't breathe with no air
Breathing’s important though I know you don’t care
Don’t care
Got me out here in the shop buying meat
Tell me how the hell’d you live before me
You say breathing’s boring how cheap
You don’t care, don’t care

You don’t care, care
You don’t care, care
You don’t care, care
You don’t care, care

Verse
(Sherlock cameo) I’d walk, I’d run, I’d jump, I’d fly
To the next criminal to who passes me by
Is it too much to ask for a serial killer or two?

You set the kitchen on fire cooking rice
I can’t even leave you to your own device
I don't care why, I just need you to clean for once

Pre-chorus
But how do you expect me
to buy the milk for three
'Cause Mrs. Hudson’s hip is hurting
I’m so mad it’s hard to see

Chorus

Bridge
Why did I expect we
to live together peacefully
When our worlds revolve around crime
And his inconsistency

Chorus

Sherlock: 2

My Johnlock, please