This week Jordan shites on about the perfect place for an electric blanket, and proposes a new law for people with December birthdays, and or terrible names. As well as the benefit of a Roomba over children, and how he could definitely kick the shit out of E.T. but not a Kangaroo.|

This weeks searches:
- Roomba
- Is it illegal to kill an alien?

4 - What Do Kangaroos eat? Steroids?

Welcome to My Internet Diary, hosted by comedian Jordan Daniel.

Join Jordan, and the occasional guest, as he takes an honest look into this week's Google searches. 

Funny, weird, and surprising, each search is a little peek into Jordan's mostly working normal human brain.