Name: 5 - The Greatest Inventions Ever by My Internet Diary
Duration: 34 min 24 s
Description: Jordan's back after a forced (read: Lazy) week break. This week Jordan shites on about the Ego and why it's it's fault he's not successful. Then he talks shite about the greatest invention in the world, and what the real greatest invention in the world is, and he lets us in on some exciting Avatar 2 based news. Enjoy!

WE'RE BACK! (For real this time!)

Season 4 kicks off a soft reboot of My Internet Diary! Guest will still be on sporadicly, but Jordan will be looking at his own searches each week and no one can do anything about it.

On this weeks episode Jordan speaks about the anatomy of a roast chicken, the search for a suit that will make all the boys jealous, homosexual arachnids in old pop songs, and unconfident facts. 

It's good to be back!

1 - A Scientific Drawing of A Roast Chicken (2022)

This week Jordan shites on about being old at gigs, eating a big slice of humble pie, how reality TV started badly, went mental, and then got worse, and the difference between a Swede and a Dutch.

This weeks searches:
'Michael Jordan cartoon magic shoes'
' First reality show competition ever'

instagram: @JordanOrdinary

2 - Keith Chegwin's Naked Jungle

This week Jordan shites on about the perfect place for an electric blanket, and proposes a new law for people with December birthdays, and or terrible names. As well as the benefit of a Roomba over children, and how he could definitely kick the shit out of E.T. but not a Kangaroo.|

This weeks searches:
- Roomba
- Is it illegal to kill an alien?

4 - What Do Kangaroos eat? Steroids?

Jordan's back after a forced (read: Lazy) week break. This week Jordan shites on about the Ego and why it's it's fault he's not successful. Then he talks shite about the greatest invention in the world, and what the real greatest invention in the world is, and he lets us in on some exciting Avatar 2 based news. Enjoy!

5 - The Greatest Inventions Ever

It's third times the charm as Omar Hasan joins Jordan to complete his trilogy!

In this episode Jordan tells the true and stupid story of not being allowed to fly, and unravels the Scooby Doo family tree. Omar discuss safety coffins, what to do if your dead but you're not actually dead, and the origins of April Fools! And who is Dick Smith the Dicksmith?

You'd be a fool to miss this banger of an episode!

Join us as we take and in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guest. Each episode we'll be clicking the 'I'm feeling lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

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S02E03 - The Original Prankster Guest Starring Omar Hasan

Jordan is joined in the studio byJordan Dreyer and Corey Stroffolino, AKA Vox and The Axeman, from the American Post-Hardcore band La Dispute.

Aside from the discussing their upcoming European and American tour, the boys talk about their upcoming record, not to mention the ten year anniversary reissue of their debut album, Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair, that can be pre-ordered now.

Other Jordan discusses being humbled by an Irish Immigration officer the day before, as well revealing his prediction for the upcoming 6th(?) wave of Ska, his favourite ska band, and the revelation that the band is now called Ska Dispute.

Corey admits to turning to youtubers to help him learn one of the bands songs, whilst referencing the made-for-tv movie The Langoliers more than any other human in history.

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@coreystroff
@JordanOrdinary

S02E05 - A Bridge Too Ska Guest Starring La Dispute's Jordan Dreyer and Corey Stroffolino

Welcome to My Internet Diary, hosted by comedian Jordan Daniel.

Join Jordan, and the occasional guest, as he takes an honest look into this week's Google searches. 

Funny, weird, and surprising, each search is a little peek into Jordan's mostly working normal human brain.

5 - The Greatest Inventions Ever

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