*i really thought this would be my big moment to shine…
*i thought this whole world would be a brand new opportunity to be not as alone anymore.
*but now im more alone than i ever have been.
*i never thought i would meet a bigger monster than me.
*never thought i would meet anyone i could hate more than myself.
*never thought there would be anyone more willing to ruin other peoples lives to get what they wanted.
*but congratulations i guess.
*you got what you wanted.
*is this what youve been waiting for?

This replaces “Megalovania” in my Undertale AU Smorgasbord where Im Sans. Were finally here I guess. Is it everything you hoped it would be?

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(Papyrus rushes into view and walks straight into a tree. Stars circle around his head as he tries to catch his bearings.)

S: heheh, whoops.
S: might wanna take off the bandana if you want people to take you seriously.
P: WHAT??? OF COURSE NOT!
P: A TRUE HUNTER RELIES ON SENSES OTHER THAN SIGHT TO CATCH THEIR PREY!
P: AND SO CATCH MY PREY I WILL! FOR I AM...

(Papyrus strikes an awkward pose.)

P: PAPYRUS, THE BLIND LEGISLATOR!
P: HE WHO SERVES JUSTICE! HE WHO STEALS FROM THE RICH AND SOMETIMES FROM THE POOR!!
P: NO ONE IS EXCEMPT!!!
S: ...i'd shorten that title if i were you, just saying.
P: SHUT THE "FRICK" UP
P: OR AS THE KIDS LIKE TO SAY NOWADAYS...
P: FUCK
P: NYAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

016 - Nyah Hah Hah!

HUMAN!
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE!
THIS WILL BE YOUR FINAL PAPYRUS BRAND PUZZLE!
...
OH, WHAT'S THE POINT?
YOU HAVE TO LEARN THE TRUTH SOMETIME.
THESE TRICKS WEREN'T MADE FOR "FUN" LIKE IT SEEMED...
THEY WERE MEANT TO SEIZE YOU.
YOU SEE, AS YOU VENTURED, YOU'D ALREADY KNOWN MY TRUE DREAM...
...BEING PART OF ASGORE'S NOBLE ARMY!
BUT, SOME THINGS I HAD TO PUT INTO THOUGHT BEFORE JOINING.
I WAS TOLD BY THE HEAD OF THE ARMY THAT I COULD JOIN IT BY "COLLECTING" A HUMAN.
AND EACH RIDDLE WAS MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR ME TO SUCCEED MY DREAM.
HOWEVER, BY THE TIME YOU'RE CAPTURED...
....(NO, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER. 
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.)
(SHE HAS TO.)
...OH! 
S-SORRY, IT'S NOTHING. I'LL SORT THAT OUT *AFTER* YOUR CAPTURE.
I-IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL-
-FORGET THAT! IT'S TIME I INVITE YOU TO A CLASSY SCUFFLE!
PUT EM UP!


SwapSwap by Oran
Track by Soda2d

24 - Tibia Tussle

[ * welp.]
[ * you really think you can get past him?]
[ * then you'll need to get past me first.]

yes i slightly updated the title for consistency don't kill yourselves
Thumbnail by Stretch thanks stretch

14. Bonebrawlin'

short original underswap megalo.
with a few familiar motifs.

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Thumbnail art by myself.

100. ALTERVENGEANCE | Underswap

[* I WON'T DIE!]

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Track by Grass
Thumbnail by Flash
Take by lovegeezer

THE END OF THE WORLD

Left Hand, Judgment [Nickxyz's Cover]
FLP: https://www.patreon.com/posts/left-hand-flp-137805090
----- Credits -----
Original song - https://soundcloud.com/casserole12345
Thumbnail Artist - https://x.com/J_Buggo/status/1887709791536968081/photo/1

Left Hand, Judgment [+$FLP]

Thanks for 150 followers.
Based on this https://soundcloud.com/jifu1/megalovania-take-unfinished
basically just remaster of it

its kinda bad so
my fault

Thumbnail by @w15avovox2at
fricking peak every single time

Megalovania - [ Cover ]

I was going to make a dialogue but I couldn't think of anything (in the part where sans and papyrus talk), feel free to do it if you want.

==--CREDITS--==
TS!Underswap by: https://gamejolt.com/@teamswitched
Original music by: @mrepicishere777
Art and Thumb by: @mkairoo
Music by: Me

TS!UNDERSWAP - Désireux de Vous Pardonner

Expansive ethnic woodwinds, sweeping strings and exotic male and female vocalizations combine with driving, warring percussion in these action-packed, Mid-East orchestral trailer cues, summoning a strong sense of adventure and place with regional oud, lute, zurna, santoor, gadulka, and laouto.

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